Alright then. I have my bag and clubs. The weather is more than fine. It doesn't get any better than this for a headmaster. Grabbing my billfold, I start for the door of my office. That's when the phone rings.
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" Who could be calling on a Sunday?! Only certain individuals; and most of them were important to the school. "Good morning," I say as nicely as I can. "This is Headmaster Watson."
"Hello, Kyle. It's James. I'm calling to let you know I have another one."
My heart falls into my belly. It's never good to have the Chief of Police call on a Sunday. "Another? This is the second one this term!" I want to slam the phone down, but what good would that do? I take a moment and ask the obvious question. "Who is it this time?"
"A Miss Newberry. I'm sending the paperwork to you now."
"Newberry?" I try to conjure up the face. Never in trouble. At least nothing brought up before me. "Jimmy. What's going on here?"
"It's all explained. An adjudication per the municipal code. Your deputy will know how to handle it."
Unfortunately, Professor Handley would. I have a very bad feeling about this. "Send the paperwork. And Jimmy; you really know how to ruin a perfectly good Sunday."
Slamming down the phone anyway, I ring Handley from memory. "Good morning, Richard."
"Good morning, sir. Is there a problem?"
"You can say that. We have another adjudication. Miss Newberry."
"Reeeally."
I didn't like how he said that. "Yes. It sounds like you expected this."
"The girl always skirted the line. Too forward with professors. Slight code violations overlooked. Disruptions with young men I suspected she was behind somehow. Well, she'll pay in full now!"
"Just don't go overboard, Professor. I know how you can treat her, but we don't need controversy. Times are changing."
"I will do everything within the law, Headmaster. Don't fret."
There's an edge of excitement in his voice. Too much, even for him. "I, uhh... I want Professor MacInnes to sit in this time."
"Sir?"
"He is her sixth-form master. MacInnes should be able to give you a full accounting of what he's seen out of the lady."
There's a pregnant pause. "Yesss. I can actually use that. Embarrass her in front of her favourite teacher. I'll call and warn him about tomorrow."
"Ummm, on second..."
"Excellent suggestion, Headmaster. We will be ready." Click.
I stare at the receiver for a moment. Maybe I should have... No. No. I would never want to be a witness to that. I pick up my bags and head outside into the bright morning. MacInnes is a good man. He wouldn't let things get out of hand. Oh, please, Lord. Those reforms in Parliament can't come soon enough.
* * *
"So you're sure I go to school today?"
My mother nods with growing exasperation. "Yes. There was no summons."
"But why? How did you do it?"
"An old friend helped us out. Now eat quickly. If you're late, they'll punish you for sure!"
"All right. All right." I still can't believe she somehow came through. Just the evening prior, I thought there was no hope. My mom didn't care. Why should she? Then she comes home pretty late, and everything's fine. What's really weird is mom's mood all day Sunday. Distracted was putting it mildly. Is saving her reputation that important to her? More than likely; yes. I hear splashing at the sink, and I look up. Is she pouring out her gin? This is really weird. "Is something wrong, mom?"
"Everything's fine. Never felt better." Wiping her hands, she starts ushering me out the door. "Let's get you to school."
I barely have a chance to grab my bag and hop in the car before she all but tears out of the garage. I mean, she's just smiling at the road all the way to school. This is way too radical! We swing into the queue outside, and my mom turns to me.
"Now remember, be on your best behaviour and do what the professors say."
"I will, but..."
"It will be fine. Now go before the bell rings."
With that very brief goodbye, I stand before my school once again. Still not believing the change in my fortune, I settle my book bag on my shoulder. It feels strange to walk up these steps knowing what could have happened. By all rights, I should be downtown facing a magistrate. Still, no one confronts me at the door. I'm inside. I go to my locker, and everything's there. Feeling better by the moment, I join everyone heading to their first class. A senior named Robert smiles warmly at me. It's as if nothing...
"Miss Newberry."
My literature professor calls out to me as I enter. "Yes, ma'am?"
"I have a note. You must report to Professor Handley's office immediately."
My feeling of well-being evaporates completely. "Why, ma'am?"
"It doesn't say."
I look at the note and find nothing further. Mom said it was all sorted... "Yes, ma'am." I do an about-face back into the corridor, becoming a tinge worried. Is this about Friday? What does the school care...
"Hey! Evie!"
"Tom? You're here! They let you out?"
"Yeah! It's a miracle! My parents were pleading with a DCI but getting nowhere. Then someone higher up just comes in, and I was let go. We even got an apology!"
"That's wicked, Tom! I suppose my mom has more pull in this town than I thought."
"Your mom? What did she do?"
"I honestly don't know. But we're both still here, and that's something."
"Yeah. I'm sorry about what happened."
I try to shrug it off. "Shouldn't have let you talk me into getting into the backseat."
"It was great for a while there, though."
I could still see his interest. Even after all that, he still wants to 'get serious'. "I'm sorry, Tom. You're nice and all..."
"Miss Newberry!"
I literally jump two inches at the force of the voice behind me. The few remaining students all turn with questioning faces to see Professor Handley storming towards me. Tom bids a hasty retreat.
"Why are you not at my office, Miss?"
"I'm sorry, sir. I was on my way."
The bald man is just about palpitating. "When I summon you, that doesn't mean we have a conversation in the halls, Miss Newberry!" The fifty-year-old man grabs me by the arm.
"Hey! Sir?! You can't do this!"
"In fact, I can. Come with me!"
I'm being drug across the school by the Deputy Headmaster, and I begin to panic at what's happening. When we arrive at the office, he releases me and points inside. I just stand there looking at him dumbfounded. "What's going on, sir?"
"Go and stand at attention, and I'll tell you," the near-sighted man growls.
I slowly walk in and bring myself upright in the center of the office. I hear the door close behind me, and I try not to look as the older man circles around. There are several pieces of paper laying on his desk.
"Caught out were we?"
Oh, fuck. "Sir?"
"I have paperwork that was just sent to me saying that you were out after curfew Friday night."
My face falls, and Handley smirks at me. So it wasn't okay after all. Mom had done something; but now why am I in trouble at school? "I was, sir, but what business is it of yours?" Oooo. I could have said that better. He's really scowling now.
"What business?! You are subject to a Court Ordered Adjudication. From what I've read, this has been given in place of a hearing. Do you know what that means?"
"No, sir."
"You will be treated just as if you are in reformatory school for the next eight hours."
"What?! Why, sir?!"
He's almost grinning now. "The law allows a more lenient sentence for school-aged students as a warning. If you read and sign these, then we can proceed. If not, then you will be put before the magistrate immediately for your hearing."
I stand there frozen for a moment. "My mom... She won't..."
"You are eighteen, and you can make this choice. Your mother will be notified and instructed to pick you up an hour after school."
"An hour late? Why, sir?"
"After your final class, you will report here. During that time, you will experience a full accounting of your code violations at our institution this past year."
"Sir," I say, trying to sound calm. "If you could just ask Professor MacInnes. He would vouch that I've never had a violation before."
"Oh? You're sure, Miss Newberry? Then why did MacInnes tell me that he's looking forward to sitting in on your punishment?"
My head draws back in complete shock. "He did?!"
"Oh, yes! He expressed his desire to compare our pedagogical methods with me."
"What...?! I mean..." I'm having a hard time even picturing the kind Scotsman saying such words. "What... What will happen?"
"We haven't discussed particulars yet. Needless to say, it will be very embarrassing for you, I'm sure. More so with him being your favourite professor and all. I will, of course, finish with the cane on your bared bottom. THAT you can be assured of."
I'm just flabbergasted. Yes, they use the cane. Specifically, Professor Handley here. I guess I shouldn't be surprised by that. The old man just keeps going on about how I deserve this. Did I really? I never went out of my way to break any rules. I did bend them some, and yet he keeps ploughing on.