Cam felt himself waking up but he refused to open his eyes.
It was all a dream,
he thought.
I was working on my book and then I must have passed out and had the strangest dream of all time. I imagined that some weird drawing turned my eyes purple and somehow gave me the ability to seduce my hot neighbour.
Cam opened his eyes and sat up. He was in his bed and he was naked. Lisa's panties were on the floor. The lingering scent of her coupled with the semi-stale smell of sex still hung in the air. Cam briefly considered jumping for joy. So he hadn't imagined it after all. Better still, Lisa's thuggish boyfriend hadn't come over and kicked his head in. And the police hadn't knocked on his door to arrest him. This meant that the command he'd given her to forget everything that happened had worked. How interesting.
He glanced at the time on his phone. It was 9 am, which meant that he had slept for roughly twelve hours. A lot longer than he usually did. It also meant that he had gone almost 18 hours without eating anything. Coincidentally, his stomach chose that moment to elicit a loud rumble of complaint. Cam quickly got dressed and made himself a large bowl of cereal. As he went to brush his teeth he glanced in the mirror and frowned. His eyes weren't purple anymore. They had assumed their usual brown colour again. Did that mean his powers were gone? He scrambled to pick up the book with the strange drawings and frantically turned the pages until he found the one with the purple eyes. He stared at it intently, hoping to feel that familiar burning in his eyes again. Nothing happened.
"Shit," he cursed and threw the book into a corner.
He'd lost it. He'd lost the damn superpowers.
Or had he?
Cam sat in his chair and concentrated. Something was still different. There was a feeling at the back of his head. Like a muscle he'd never used before. Cam frowned as he tried to locate that muscle, to remember what he'd felt yesterday. And then something
snapped
in his mind and the familiar burning sensation in his eyes returned. Cam scrambled to the mirror.
"Yes!" he exclaimed and pumped his fist in the air.
The irises in his eyes had turned from brown to purple and glowed ever so slightly. His powers were back. And now that he knew how to turn them on, he only had to discover if he could shut them off as well. He concentrated for a moment and then watched in awe as his eyes reverted back to their normal colour and the burning disappeared.
All right,
he thought.
Let's see if everything works the same as yesterday.
Almost without thinking, Cam walked out the door and headed straight for Lisa's apartment. He took a deep breath and knocked. Nothing happened. No sound came from inside. Then he remembered that Lisa worked as a waitress and sometimes had shifts on Sundays.
Damn.
As Cam wondered what to do now, a thought occurred to him. Did his power work on other people as well? Or was there some weird rule that it only worked on people he had a crush on?
Only one way to find out,
he thought.
Cam strode to his other neighbour's apartment and knocked. Mr LaSalle was a software engineer in his forties. He lived alone and seemed like a nice bloke. When Cam had first moved in, Mr LaSalle had invited him in for coffee and given him some useful advice on the best restaurants in Portland. Cam heard the man moving around in his apartment. After he knocked he heard steps coming towards the door. Just before it opened he took a deep breath and summoned his power. Now that he knew how to do it, it took him a lot less time before the familiar burning sensation started in his eyes. The door swung open and Mr LaSalle appeared with a friendly smile on his face.
"Hey Cam, how's it—uhhhhh..."
As soon as Mr LaSalle made eye contact he stuttered to a halt and the same blank expression that Lisa had worn appeared on his face.
Ok then,
Cam thought.
I guess it works on everyone. But just to be sure...
"Raise your left arm," Cam said.
Mr LaSalle raised his left arm.
"Forget you saw me and go back inside."
And Mr LaSalle did just that. After he'd closed his door Cam stood in the corridor and let out a breath. Then he concentrated again and shut his power off. As he walked back into his apartment the weight of this new reality began to set in. He realized that with this power the world was literally his oyster. He, a scruffy little writer who rarely ventured outside his apartment, could have any woman he wanted. He could quit his day job because he had the ability to walk into any bank and tell them to give him as much money as he demanded. He could even fight crime if he so chose. The possibilities were endless.
I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Whoa, slow down there,
he chided himself.
Now all you need is a jar of baby milk and an Oedipus complex, you maniac.
Cam figured it was probably best to keep his powers a secret. He did not want men in black suits showing up at his door and dragging him off to conduct experiments on him. He could still charm as many women as he wanted and amass ungodly amounts of money. He just had to be smart about it. Cam needed to think. So he grabbed his coat and went for a walk.
Three hours later, Cam was just approaching his building when he saw Lisa coming back from work. She wore her waitress outfit—black trousers and a white shirt—and looked as hot as ever. As she neared, he flashed her a small smile and waved in greeting. And she smiled back. It was an unsure smile but a smile nevertheless. If Cam needed any more confirmation that this was real, that was it. He was practically skipping back to his apartment. As he heard Lisa enter her own apartment moments later he briefly considered going over there and repeating the experience from the previous day. But he decided against it. He still had to plan out his next moves for Monday. Besides, there was another woman he wanted to have some fun with before he returned his attention to Lisa.
Cam spent the rest of the day feverishly mapping out the steps he had to take to cross out the first object on his list of what he'd be using his new powers for: money. Obviously, he could just go to the nearest bank and 'convince' the people in charge to transfer a shitload of money to his account. But that would probably lead to a lot of red flags being raised in their system and he was unsure if he could make all of them go away with his powers. Again, he did not fancy men in black suits suddenly showing up at his door and dragging him off to a concrete cell to shove probes up his ass.
Instead, he'd decided that he would visit some of the biggest companies in Portland, hypnotise as many people as he could until he was able to talk to someone important and then order them to essentially hire him as a consultant and pay him a monthly consulting fee for doing exactly nothing. This fee would have to be just small enough so their accountants wouldn't notice anything amiss but large enough to make Cam, well, rich. So, probably in the lower- to mid-six figures. If he did that with enough companies, he'd be pulling in millions by the end of the month. Cam cackled in glee at the thought of it. He could make Rick Ross proud by upgrading his beater Toyota Camry to a purple Lamborghini, he could buy a goddamn mansion down by Lake Oswego and then he could focus on writing his book at a mahogany desk while Lisa Johnson sucked his dick underneath it. Cam chuckled. He would definitely be making use of that last idea.
Briefly, the ethics of what he was about to do threatened to halt him in his tracks but then Cam waved them away. He wasn't one to look the best damn gift horse he'd ever been given in the mouth. Eventually, night fell and finally put an end to Cam's planning process. He sat back at his desk and breathed out. Tomorrow was going to be a fun day.
Cam woke up the next morning and smiled. It was the first time ever that he was looking forward to going to work. Obviously, he was only going in to resign. But not before getting some payback. Finally, he'd be able to enact his revenge on Elizabeth Fernsby.