My brain had been hurting all day. There had been the sounds of helicopters three times—but each were the single-rotor medevacs traveling between the Mojave or Mount Charleston and the County Hospital.
Looked like the Lizard People were going to let me live another day, I guessed. Or blackbag me at four a.m. while I slept, my endless worry postulated.
If that were the case, might as well risk a little brainpower for some R and R before they got me.
I finished off the last of the eighth of grass, one of the strains that was designed to burn off any nanobots lodged inside the thinking tissues—noticeable, it was said, by a grey-tinged hue to what came up after a pot-smoker's cough. But I digress.
I finished the eighth and let its haze take me past midnight. Time to get to know my neighbors.
I did not bother locking my apartment door. Easier to place a Gateway Thought there, so that anyone trying to open it would stop to think about what they were doing for a long time.
I walked down the hallway to my nearest direct neighbor, the apartment on the other side of my bedroom wall. From my observations, I believed that a twenty-something man lived there with his twenty-something girlfriend and his recently-spayed Rottweiler.
I had seen the Rottweiler on their balcony with a cone around her neck.
The dog would be tricky, but I was feeling up to it.
I closed my eyes as I walked down the hall, just reaching out and feeling what was there. I could sense breathing, and movement. Sleepy thoughts, drowsy thoughts, but—they were awake. The sound of television, the drone of reality show and commercial break. The sound of someone getting something from the small kitchen on the other side of this wall.
Yes. Perfect. And a dog laying down near the balcony door, close to the air conditioning duct. Perfect. Just reach out, reach out.
It was my neighbor, the one whose name was on the packages occasionally outside their door. Arturo. Just grab hold yes, so easy, so familiar.
Feeling Arturo turn wordlessly, walk to the balcony door. Open it clumsily, disturbing the Rottweiler who got up from where she was laying in front of the door, swept out of the way by her Master and she rose with a yelp, quizzical. Arturo looked at the door and looked at the dog and then looked out the door to the balcony, holding the door open for the dog.
The dog snapped-to and trotted confidently out onto the balcony.
Then Arturo closed the balcony door, trapping the dog out there. The dog let out a bark, and then turned her enthusiastic attention to looking out at the fascinating parking lot beyond and the deluge of swells for her Rottweiler nose.
"Babe?" said the young woman on the couch. She lay under a blanket and looked at Arturo quizzically.
Arturo did not respond, but instead unlocked and opened the apartment's front door.
Where I was standing. Now Arturo and I were face to face.
I put Arturo's brain into park, and feeling my consciousness more fully, stepped into my neighbor's apartment and closed and locked the door behind me.
"Who are you?" asked Babe on the couch, under her blankets.
"Who are you?" I asked her.
"Babe, who is this, what's going on?" Babe said, sitting up and holding the blanket over her. She was a fit, young woman, hair straight and carelessly up-done in a messy up-do. She had a t-shirt on, a big, shapeless one like she might have slept in, or been preparing to sleep in. It was late, sometime after one in the morning.
Definitely after their proper bedtime. After all, this was a weeknight. Grown adults should know better.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," I shushed her gently, flicking-off the kitchen light. I was struck by how identical the layout in this apartment was to mine next door.
"Babe!" Her tone was nervous now. "Artie! Artie!"
But Artie was catatonic like I liked him. "Hey," I said, "you're right. Let me put away something when I'm done using it. Don't want it to collect dust."
And I opened up the hallway coat closet—same location as in mine. But instead of coats, their's is stuffed with boxes and clothes and all manner of personal detritus not immediately identifiable.
"How do you people live like this?" I asked, sneering. I could sense she was going to get up and I just
Held Her There, Right There