"Girls of fifteen (Sexually Knowing!)
The ushers are sniffing (Eau de Cologne-ing!)
The seats are seductive (Celibate scene!)
Pretty girls digging (Prettier women!)"
-The Who, "
5:15
"
This ended up graduating from Note to Foreword. I got back into writing two years ago, starting with a little experiment in dialogue with no description about two best friends realizing that their soulmate had been staring them in the face their whole lives, thanks to their mind control powers.
In that time, I have deviated from what I assure you that I never would have dreamt of calling if someone else hadn't first, "The Equalsverse," exactly once. The one story that I've gotten actual feedback on, the only story that gets requests for a sequel, has been "
Pink Zone Warning
." I'd thought that once we knew Larry and Jill would fuck happily ever after, the story was over. I truly hate the villain that I have created. Maybe that's why I find it so compelling.
I haven't kept count of how many people have told me that they'd like to see more of this world, and where it was heading. Not a boast-worthy number; say more than three, less than eight. Enough for me to consider that they might know something that I don't. So, I decided to run with it. Welcome to the second of what I hope might spawn an anthology: Tales From The Pink Zone. Maybe I AM on to something here, who knows? This could end up something like "Master PC;" a world that others might like to write and play in. I'll come up with some guidelines if anyone's interested.
There's no San Finzione in this world. I intend these to be short stories, unconnected except by the world. Larry & Jill got married, he DOES treat her like his wife and friend, not his slave, they're happy. Local news did a human-interest story on them, and Jill's written a book about it; their story's told. On to the next Tale!
And as always, if Dr. Goodall and/or any of her family should read these stories, please accept my sincere apologies. Her name was chosen BECAUSE of her lifelong devotion to science and the protection of endangered species, and my admiration thereof. And because I couldn't think of a less-deserving person whose name could be associated with something that started out with such noble intent and ended up being as horrible as Goodallazine. Conversely, if there IS some real MRA group calling themselves the Sons of Adam, fuck you. It struck me as a good enough name for one that someone might have thought of it already. If so, don't care.
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Pink Zone Rising
Images played on the screen. Stock footage of scientists working with chemicals and animals. Ominous music played as the announcer's voice came in.
"Goodallazine," he said. "A chemical created with only the best of intentions. But now..." The image switched to the scales of justice, a stack of papers falling on one side, knocking them out of balance. A graphic of the word "DIVORCE," in lettering to make it look like a red rubber-stamp slammed across the screen diagonally with a loud thud. "It's cost you your marriage!"
The image changed to a serene duck pond with a park bench in front of it. A man in an expensive suit leaned against the back of the bench, looking into the camera. A peaceful, friendly smile was on his face; as if he'd been for a nice stroll around the park and hadn't noticed his old pal, the camera, sitting there and decided to stop by. Everything about him exuded serene confidence, and the music changed to stock tranquil commercial music.
"Our society is being changed dramatically," he said calmly to his old friend. "New laws on marriage and divorce are being written practically every day. It can be a scary, confusing time, and that's why the law offices of Jason Litwack are here for you."
A caption identified the man as "Jason Litwack, Attorney at Law" as he took a seat on the bench to continue his brief chat with the camera.
"My team and I are charting new areas of Divorce Law every day. Unusual new terms are coming into our profession all the time; such as 'Involuntary Adultery,' 'Non-Consensual Abandonment,' 'Medically-Compelled Public Indecency,' and so many others. We're here to help you through this devastating period." He bowed his head and shook it on the word "devastating." Jason stood up and looked back into the camera.
"Goodallazine has cost you your happy home. It shouldn't have to cost you everything."
More tranquil stock music played as the phone numbers and addresses of the various law offices of Jason Litwack appeared on the screen.
The image changed, and the end of the commercial was seen playing on a screen in a television studio set up for a panel discussion. Carlton Sage, the veteran newsman who hosted the show and sat at the head of the table, turned to face the studio camera.