"Explanations and Happy Hour Cougars"
As I strolled in to the End Zone Sports Bar, I was still on cloud nine from my shower with April. End Zone was your typical sports bar with large flat screen TVs all over the place with darts against the corner wall and pool tables on the other side of the room. They had a large selection of craft beer on draft, your standard greasy bar food named after various football terms and what felt like a bottomless supply of Fireball. It was both a popular happy hour spot and a great place to catch a game. As I looked around, I was relieved and surprised that I had arrived before the crowd showed up for Happy Hour, which always seemed to start early on Fridays. I found an open booth in the corner and sat down with my back to the window giving me full view of the bar.
As I took in my surroundings, I was pleased to see Amy working the tables. Amy was a statuesque brunette with beautifully fine facial features, a light complexion, and luscious jet-black hair. Her curves were on display today as she had on tight hip-hugging black jeans, a low-cut referee-style tank top and a referee's whistle strategically resting in between her breasts. Her long hair was tied in a tight bun with decorative chopsticks keeping it all in place.
She smiled as she approached my table and laid down a coaster.
"Hey handsome, what can I get you?" She leaned over so slightly to allow me a better look at her cleavage if I dared. She definitely knew how to work her clientele.
We both knew that I didn't even need to take a glance at the menu. "I'll take a Black and Tan, loaded potato skins, and some chicken wings, thanks Amy!" That hike and shower with April sure made me famished.
"And some fireball?"
"Sorry Amy, no shots tonight." What I needed was some answers.
As I enjoyed watching Amy walk away, David finally entered the bar minus his suit jacket and tie but with a brown leather messenger bag over his shoulder. As he walked by Amy, he was terribly obvious in trying to sneak a peek down Amy's tank top. After he got a good look at Amy's goods, he scanned the bar and found me in the corner.
David awkwardly reached over, shook my hand, and slid into the booth. He looked around the place taking in its ambiance with a confused look as I could tell he didn't frequent these types of bars. "Nice place."
"Yep, a good place to down a few, shoot some pool or catch a game. The beer is cheap, the food is passable, and well, I think you noticed that the referees are cute."
"Absolutely, she's a stunner." David looked at me trying to gauge my disposition. At this point, I knew that he was well aware of the side effects of those pills. He nervously smiled at me and finally asked me "so, how was your day?"
What could I say? I'm pretty sure that nobody else in this bar had a day like I did. From showing up late to work to leaving early and in between getting three different co-workers to give me a hand-job, blow-job and all-out shower sex, I was a walking nightmare for Human Resources. All of this information was not about to be shared with David at this point.
"Well, those pills did help get rid of my monster headache this morning, so thank you for that. However, we need to discuss what else those pills might have done to me."
David just nodded, fished out an old school lab notebook and pen from his messenger bag, and looked at me to continue.
"David, I think this is the point where you talk and provide some explanations."
Before anything else was said, Amy swung by with my pint and some silverware. David welcomed the momentarily distraction with an embarrassing goofy smile towards Amy.
"And what can I get for you sir?"
Amy again slightly dipped her upper torso in the direction of the booth, and we were given a wonderful view of her cleavage. Once again, David failed the subtlety challenge and his eyes kept darting back and forth from Amy's face to her cleavage. I wasn't exactly winning the challenge either as I gave her bosom the once over as I tilted back my head for a taste of my black and tan. She had a cute freckle visible on the inside of her left breast. Even though I had more sexual activity in the last few hours than I've had for a few months, I could once again feel myself getting hard.
"Um...can I please have a Harp Lager, miss?" David smiled as he sounded like a middle-schooler approaching a girl for the first time outside her locker in between classes.
"Sure thing honey. Skins and wings should be coming out shortly too. Can I get you anything else?"
"Sure, can I also please get a Caesar's salad?"
Amy produced a sheepish smile at David's request as I jumped in. "David, you might want to stay away from the salads. Those are not exactly the specialty of the house."
"Ok, skins and wings it is."
With that Amy smiled and did a quick 180 degree turn as if she were on roller skates and sauntered off to the next table. David's eyes were pinned to her tight ass as she walked off.
I let David soak the sight in for another second as I got a second tasting of my beer.
Enough distractions. "Let's get down to brass tacks. What were those pills that you gave me this morning?"
"Ok Johnny, we used to call those pills HRS-101."
"Used to?"
"Well, they are no longer active in our system."
I was getting nervous now. I took another big gulp of my black and tan, let out a brief sigh and stared David down. "What the fuck, David?"
"Look, HRS-101, also known as Hormone Rebalance Solution, was originally concocted in our R&D lab to help people with hormonal imbalances in their system. Unfortunately, it was deemed ineffective on estrogen and progesterone levels with women and didn't help testosterone levels on males either which was quite disappointing. Yet, it did provide unusual side effects that we've never seen before. When males took the drug, they seemed to be able to control the female population and their breeding habits intensified."