"What did you just say," Andy asked in shock as he sat across from his colleague.
"You heard me," replied John, his long time friend, co-worker and fellow student, "I believe that I've found a psychological technique that would let you control women."
"Any woman," And asked, "Have you even tried this out?"
"Well," John confessed as he leaned forward conspiratorially, "Thus far I've only done this on Jessia..."
"Your girlfriend," Andy asked, "Isn't that a bit..."
"Unethical," John chuckled.
"Well," replied Andy, "I was going to say illegal, but that too I suppose."
John just shrugged with a broad grin on his face.
"She doesn't seem to mind so far," John said, "No. Ever since my little, shall we say, "experiment," she has become an eager and willing cock-sucker. I can even get her to do things she never would have considered before."
Andy noticed how his friend put his fingers up and made air quotes when he said "experiments." It only served to pique his curiosity.
"Well do go on," Andy said, "Now that you've told me this much, you've got to tell me how it happened!"
"Of course," John replied, "You see it all started back in Dr. Lawrence's psych class. He was going over Pavlovian conditioning -- you know, where that Russian Dr. Pavlov found he could get his dogs to salivate by ringing a bell after he got them to associate the sound with food."
"Yes," Andy replied, "I'm familiar with that. I think everyone is."
"Well that got me thinking," said John, "There's no reason that we couldn't apply that in our daily lives, right?"
"But don't psychologists use that technique anyway," Andy asked.
"Yes," replied John, "But I mean in a much more basic, stripped down fashion... What I mean is, why not use it to get laid?"
Andy laughed.
"I like how that's the first place that your mind goes," he said, "But I think that people are a little bit more complex than dogs..."
John wasn't so amused.