PART ONE
âBuses are such wonderful inventions,â thought Sidney Q. Wickington as walked from the ticket counter toward the departure area. âWhere else do you get to spend hour upon hour with total strangers, none of whom particularly cares to know you, none of whom will even think about you after they disembark? Itâs absolutely perfect for me!â
Taking his small carry-on into his left hand, Sidney walked outside the depot, quickly spotting his transport. The silver bus with its blue and white sign stood empty as of yet; the driver stood smoking a cigarette, leaning easily against the side of his vehicle.
âExcuse me, sir, is this the express bus to Dallas?â
The driver flicked his cigarette away and stood up straight. âYes, it is. Can I help you with somethingâ
âLet me introduce myself. My name is Sidney Wickington, and Iâll be riding on your silver chariot today.â Sidney offered his hand to the bus driver, who accepted without qualm. âI always like to meet the person who is in charge of the driving before I board, just to make sure that Iâm comfortable around them. And I can already tell that you and I are going to get along fine.â
For his part, the driver could only nod. After he had accepted Sidneyâs hand in his own, he had lost the ability to speak, the ability to thinkâŚthe ability to do anything but listen to Sidneyâs words and accept them as gospel.
âNow, my good man, I just want to make sure that you understand the way things are going to go. Nothing strange is going to happen on this bus. Right?â
âNothing strange is going to happen on this bus,â the driver parroted.
âExcellent. I do love a quick study. And you are going to keep your mind on your driving and your eyes on the road, and not mind whatever happens behind you.â
âEyes on the road. Nothing happening behind me.â
âSuperb, superb! You and I are going to get along so splendidly. Last thing,â Sidney paused to look at the manâs nametag, âMr. Greene. While you should act normally around the other passengers, once the bus is started, you shouldnât listen to them if they ask you to do something. I am the only person you should listen to and obey immediately. Do you understand?â
âListen to you. Obey you.â
âVery good! Now stand there for a moment, wonât you? Iâll be right back.â
Sidney clambered into the bus, leaving the driver staring off into nothing, his hand still extended. Minutes passed, until Sidney finally reappeared, breathing a bit heavily. He returned to where the bus driver stood, and regripped the extended hand.
âPerfect! Oh, and you shouldnât remember any of this; we were just having a nice, getting acquainted conversation prior to my getting on the bus.â Sidney released the bus driverâs hand. After standing completely still for a moment, the driver raised his hand to his headâŚand removed his hat
âWill there be anything else, sir?â
âNo, my good man, that will be all for now. I know that Iâm in good hands on this trip.â
And with his business finished, Sidney turned around and walked back into the terminal, leaving a slightly confused bus driver who felt like he needed either a couple of TylenolâŚor a stiff shot of bourbon.
Or both.
*****
Sidney Wickington never liked to board buses until the last minute. In that way, he was able to position himself among his fellow passengers to utilize his talents to best effect.
In this instance, he was able to sit in his favorite spot, almost exactly dead center of the bus, on the aisle. Even as he reached his chosen seat, the bus lurched into motion, and he let the motion propel him heavily into place.
âLooks like this is my stop,â he joked to the young woman in the seat next to him
Her only response was to roll her eyes as she continued to look out the window.
âYou know, young people should be more polite,â he said, tapping her on the back of the hand.
She turned to face him, her eyes and mouth full of anger. âWhy should we, you old pervert?â
His finger stopped tapping and remained solidly lodged against the top of her palm.
âBecause you never know when you might meet someone who can change your lifeâŚpermanently.â
Any response she might have made was caught in throat, as her eyes rolled up in her head and her body stiffened, her fingers gripping the armrests as if she was suddenly in intense pain.
His finger moved from her hand to her temple. âSleep,â he said softly.
She slumped, as the tension that was there only a moment before disappeared.
He shook his head sadly, murmuring to himself âWhy does everyone have to be so rude anymore?â
Still, his gaze lingered on the sleeping form of the young woman. Her baggy gray sweatshirt bore the logo of a major southern university. âAhhhhâŚhow I remember my own college days. Classes in the morning, parties all night. Itâs amazing that I ever got anywhere at all in my life!â he thought, chuckling at his own private joke.
Something inside him stirred at the thought of his own carefree college days, and suddenly one particular idea that had been mixed with the myriad memories of the past was isolated and carried to the front of his brain.
Looking over at his seatmate, Sidney grinned wolfishly. âLooks like I was right my dear,â he said softly to the uncomprehending co-ed. âNever be rude to the man who canâŚand isâŚgoing to change your life. Permanently.â
He settled himself comfortably into his own seat, his right hand encircling her left wrist.
And then he closed his eyes.
*****
The sign by the side of the road said âThank you for your stay in ATLANTA, GA. Come back and see us soon.â
Having seen it many times before, Mr. Greene paid no attention. His mind was on his driving, his eyes on the road. In the lengthening shadows, he switched on the bus lights, anticipating the coming of night.
What happened behind him didnât matter to him at all.
PART TWO
âExpress serviceâŚshit! 14 hours of hell, thatâs what it is!â