I answered the door to see two women standing on my doorstep. They looked eerily alike, wearing identical tight white button-up shirts and short black business skirts, that must have only reached about a 1/3 of the way to their knees. They where both 5,1 in height and even their hair pulled into a back-bun was the same, except that one was blonde the other ginger.
"HI I'm Leah," enthused the blonde,
"And I'm Mia" added the ginger smiling.
"And we're here to talk to you about voting for Olga Cleaver as mayor," they both proclaimed at the same time.
"Olga Cleaver?" I asked incredulously, "isn't she that Professor, who was on trail for conducting unethical brainwashing experiments on her students?"
"A common misconception," giggled Leah, as of we were talking about some minor misdemeanour. "She was cleared of all charges in the end."
"The jury was unanimous," nodded Mia sternly.
"Well I'm sorry girls, but we don't-" I abruptly stopped speaking, as the girls hurried past me into the house.
"Girls you can't just-" They weren't listening. Leah set up a laptop on my kitchen table and Mia took out a pair of headphones and offered them to me.
"Please Mr," she implored, batting her eyelashes at me, "just 10 minutes and we'll be out of your hair."
I considered trying to kick them out, but thinking that would be a big hassle I groaned, "okay."
"Great," giggled Mia as she slipped the headphones over my head and Leah sat me down. Then the laptop began to play.
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On the video, a women sat in a lush English style garden. She seemed to be about forty and was wearing black trousers and a tight black sweater that emphasised her g-cup breasts.
"Hello, I'm Olga Cleaver," she began, with a smile which seemed awkward on her face, as if she was still unsure of the concept of smiling.
"I'm here to tell you about my 5 step plan for this town" she continued. "5. I want to help the town clubs so people can relax at the end of a long day. Relaxing so much and Forgetting all their troubles." I felt my shoulder relax and my jaw unclench.
"4. I want to put all the towns budget problems to Sleep. I don't mean a little nap, I mean a deep, deep, sleep." My eyelids began to droop and I felt Leah massaging my shoulders.
"3. I'm going to make the crime rate go down, down, down. Deeper than its ever gone." The world outside the video had vanished and I focused completely on Olga's words.
"2. I'm going to set up a think-tank to solve all the towns problems. No need to think, my team will solve everything." My mind was a blank slate now.
"1. The I will help people let go of their differences and quarrels. They will be so glad that they let go. *Snap*."
After the snap, I went into a deep hypnotic trance.
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I woke up an unknown amount of time later, with Leah and Mia looming over me. They were both completely naked and I saw more similarities between the two. They where both had d-cups with pierced nipples and they both had their pubic hair shaved into a landing strip.
