Author's note:
Salutations, loyal readers! This is the first chapter of a salacious, scandalous, sensual new tale, in which we follow the entrancing escapades of one Isaiah Morgrim, aka Mister Violet. A dastardly, devious, diabolical fellow, to be sure. With the power to vex our various voluptuous, valorous vixens into vice and venality, will this vile villain emerge victorious? Read on to find out!
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to existing fictional characters is a complete and total coincidence. This is a parody or satire or whatever. Don't worry about it.
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Chapter 1 -- A Timely Exit
The lights in the cellblock flickered, then went out. Down the corridor, there was shouting, gunfire. Morgrim smirked, then rose from his bunk, hands clasped behind his back, waiting. His smile grew wider as the red emergency lights came on. His skin turned a dark, rich purple as he listened to the distant shouting.
"Dampeners are down! Lock down all exits!"
"Wing Two is secure!"
"Four missing from K block -- no, five! Fucking find them!"
"Morgrim's top priority! Echo Team, neutralize him!"
As if on cue, four guards in full riot gear stopped outside of Morgrim's cell, pointing their rifles at him through the bars.
"Ah," Morgrim said. "And this must be Echo Team. Look at you. You're
adorable
."
"Got eyes on him, moving to secure," the lead guard said into his radio, then shouted, "You! On your knees. Now!"
"No, we won't be doing that. I mean,
I
won't, at least," Morgrim said, his eyes going white. "On your knees, all of you. Guns down. And call me sir."
"Yes, sir." The guards obeyed, dropping to their knees. Their rifles clattered on the concrete.
"Take those helmets off. Let me see what I'm working with."
"Yes, sir," they replied as one. All four removed their helmets. The lead guard was a blonde man, square-jawed, youngish. Behind him were a middle-aged man, goateed and overweight, and two women. The first was fresh-faced, freckled, her auburn hair in a tight bun. The other was older, her head shaved, a barely visible scar on her cheek. They all looked up at Morgrim, expectant.
"Hrm. You," Morgrim said, pointing at the leader. "You I don't like. Find the nearest bathroom. Crawl. When you get there, do whatever it takes to kill yourself."
"Yes, sir." The man crawled off.
"Alright. Now you, Freckles. Stand up."
The young guard stood. "Yes, sir?"
"Unlock my cell." She swiped her keycard, then stood back. Morgrim brushed a hand down her cheek. "Lovely. What's your name, pet?"
"Lieutenant Abigail Wythe, sir."
"You'll do whatever I say, won't you, Abby?"
"Yes, sir. Whatever you say, sir."
"Good. Pick up your gun, we need to move. You're getting me out of here."
"Yes, sir."
Morgrim turned to the remaining guards, still kneeling. "And you two won't try to stop us, will you?"
"No, sir," they said.
"Good enough. Now why don't you both, I don't know, fuck each other or something. I really don't care."
"Yes, sir." The two guards shuffled toward each other, undoing the buckles on their vests.
Morgrim grimaced. "Much as I'd like to see how that plays out, it's time to leave. Abby?"
"Sir?"
"We need to depart. Lead the way."
"Yes, sir. Follow me."
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They arrived at a nondescript wooden door with a keypad.
"The fuck is this?" Morgrim asked.
"A way out, sir." Abigail slung her rifle over her shoulder, then typed in a sixteen-digit code. The door swung open. "Off the Island. All the normal exits are locked down. After you, sir."
They entered a cavernous room, with a glowing blue portal hovering in the middle of a tangle of machinery. Abigail locked the door behind them.
"Bloody..." Morgrim said, taking it all in. "Abby, love. I thought you were taking me to a boat or something. Care to explain?"
"Of course, sir. The Island isn't technically on Earth. We're in a pocket dimension. Everything outside the windows is all holograms, sound recordings. The architect -- excuse me sir, may I speak freely?"
"Always, pet."
"The architect of this place... he's honestly kind of a bastard, sir. He thought it better to give the inmates some kind of hope of escape."
"I see. And who is the architect?"
"Dick Reid, sir, leader of the--"
Morgrim waved a hand, cutting her off. "I know who he is." He broke out into a broad grin. "That's actually perfect. All part of the plan. I'll deal with it. Now, where will this take me?"
"Somewhere in the bay, sir. They... they call it the garbage chute. They use it to dump trash and, well... other things. You'll have to swim, sir," Abigail said, looking at the floor. Her face fell. "I'm sorry, sir."
"Garbage chute. Fucking bastard. Hey," Morgrim said, cupping Abigail's chin. "You. Abigail Wythe, look at me. You are beautiful. You did your best. Smile."
Abigail beamed. "Yes, sir."
Someone began to hammer at the door. "Hey! I think they're in here!" a muffled voice called.
Morgrim took Abigail by the shoulders. "Alright, Abby. Listen. You love me. You'll do anything to protect me, won't you?"
Her dark eyes shone. "Yes, sir. Anything. I love you."
"Good girl. Now, I have to leave. If anyone comes through that door, I want you to kill them for me, understood?"
"Understood, sir." She readied her rifle. The hammering grew louder. "Whatever you say."
"Perfect. Now, if you make it out alive, I want you to come and find me." He leaned close and whispered in her ear, then kissed her. "You know where that is?"
"Of course, sir. I'll find you." She took aim. The door began to splinter. "You should go. I love you."
"I know, pet," Morgrim said. He gave her one last look, then stepped through the portal.
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