Hey there Ladies and Gentlemen.
Well, it is safe to say that this chapter took a lot longer than I had expected. So once again I can only apologize for the delay and repeat my commitment to getting chapters out at a much more respectable frequency once the current global conditions allow.
I would also like to send out my heartfelt thanks and admiration to my new editors. The speed, diligence and quality of your revisions to this chapter have been incredible. So, Melanie, Chris and Pete: you are all incredible human beings and you have my undying gratitude. On the same note, however, between the three of them, it is safe to say that they would have picked up every grammatical error, every spelling mistake and every typo, so if you find any then it is entirely the fault of the author... The author is a dumbass.
On a final note, and one that I have been advised to add, I will say that all people in this story are above the age of 18. Moreover, any similarities between the people and events of this story to anyone either alive or dead is purely coincidence and - frankly - hilarious.
Hope you enjoy.
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The playful and humorous banter between Jimmy and me after the professor's departure had quickly changed to excited planning; the work we had done in our course up until now had given us both a good idea of what we were each going to work on for our final project - the marked assessment which took up the entire third year and accounted for 70% of the final mark. I had decided to work on a new games engine - the software bedrock upon which modern games were built - a decent engine would allow a much higher quality of game to be programmed onto it, better games meant more revenue. Jimmy's idea was a little different though no less interesting in its scope; he wanted to explore the uses of modern gaming in other sectors - he was particularly interested in military training applications for combat or strategy simulations.
The rest of his visit had been spent in excited discussion, a few of the more logistical issues being resolved as we talked; we decided - for example - that we would move off-campus and get a place together, it would save on rent and allow us to help each other out with our work whenever the need arose; he had also made a not-too-subtle statement about knowing I wouldn't complain if he brought girls home with him - Philippa in particular. But soon enough, it was time for him to leave.
"I won't be here later," he said, looking almost dejected at that prospect, "Philippa told me that you will be having your tests, she said it would be pointless coming to see you until tomorrow."
"Yeah, it's ok, dude." I smiled, not surprised in the least at the news "but kudos on actually speaking to her."
"Any chance of you not doing any weird shit while I'm away?" he asked with a grin, ignoring my jibe, "You now, dying, spontaneously healing, growing another fucking arm, that kind of thing?"
"I make no promises." I smirked.
With a laugh, a "later" and a shake of the head, he left the room. Now in silence, I cast my mind out to see what was happening around me. Becky was still busy with organizing my tests; Doc Matthews' predictions had come true and Becky had already had to pass two uncooperative technicians on to the consultant for a thorough tongue lashing. Apparently Matthews was getting more and more pissed off with the lack of urgency shown by the other departments and was being less than subtle about vocalizing it. Further away, I could feel Jimmy making his way to the exit of the hospital, his mind swirling with an internal monologue full of excitement and relief, he was at least as happy with his place on the course as I was, probably more. Having a roommate he actually liked would be icing on the cake.
Funny; I always thought he was quite friendly with his current dormmates.
Further away again was Philippa, discussing my notes with someone I couldn't quite read, I could tell they were paying attention, but the information was being absorbed into... well... into nothingness as fast as Philippa could dictate it. There was no internal monologue either, I would have to file that one away for later. Despite my healing progress, even I had to admit I was nowhere near physically capable of investigating for myself. But somehow, I was confident that the 'Red Alert' abilities I had activated would keep me safe if this mystery turned out to be something more threatening.
On the opposite side of the hospital, I felt another presence snap into focus. The young man there had never heard of me, at least not until his direct superior had literally dropped my file into his lap with a huff and stormed out of the fracture clinic - clearly he had been on the receiving end of a stern reprimand from Matthews. The man read my file before standing up, picking up his equipment and leaving the clinic for my room. I followed his thoughts as he drew closer, flicking quickly between mentally checking he had brought everything he needed, then to my case in particular and the possible reasons for my condition. Finally, to humming a song that had been stuck in his head since hearing it on the radio on the way into work this morning. 'We didn't start the fire' was a pretty good selection in my opinion, but he had a less than working grasp of the lyrics
Harry Truman, Dorris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray.
Something, Something, Something, Something
Joe DiMaggio.
And so on.
His thoughts grew even more amusing as he stepped off the elevator and onto my ward; hot blonde on the phone -
that would be Becky
- the hotter brunette working at a trolley in the hallway ahead of him with the insanely nice ass -
That one had to be Phillipa -
Then there was the redhaired MILF at 3 o'clock -
I guess Amy would certainly qualify as a MILF, but I wouldn't quite call her a redhead and I was pretty sure she had already gone home -
and Holy Fucking Jesus the absolute stunner walking out of room 416. He actually slowed down to take this mystery woman in, I could only guess - from the various reports I had heard - that Charlotte was on the ward.
He stopped and smiled politely at Becky, introducing himself before being shone that dazzling smile and directed to my room. Right on cue, the door opened.
"Mister Roberts," the young dark-haired man said with a friendly smile, "I'm Dave and I'm here to take those casts off your legs."
"Hey Dave." I smiled back, as the man started talking almost instantly.
"Nice nurses you have on this ward," he waggled his eyebrows playfully, "but they tell me your legs aren't as broken as they should be, that right?"
"Err... That's what I'm told."
"Well, let's get these casts off so the fine people in X-Ray can take a look, shall we?" he smiled again, crossing the room and hefting his bag onto the table next to the bed. Rummaging around for a few seconds, he started removing various instruments and laying them out on a tray with methodical precision, the song never leaving his head.
Rosenberg, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Someone else
Brando, the King and I, and the Catcher in the Rye.
Eisenhower, vaccine, ENGLAND'S GOT A NEW QUEEN,
Something, something, something, something, something, something, GOODBYE!
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE!
Finally, he turned to me, his mouth and nose already covered in a facemask, his hands concealed inside blue surgical gloves and an ominous looking circular saw in one of them. I frowned at the implement. "I know, I know," he said from behind the mask. "Looks mean but trust me, it's all good." Pressing something with his foot, the blade whirred into life, spinning with terrifying speed. "Don't ask me how they make these things, but as soon as it touches something it isn't supposed to, it stops." He jammed the spinning blade into his own hand, the blade stopping immediately before he lifted his hand up to show me that it hadn't even snagged his glove. "See? Nothing to worry about." He sounded like he was smiling, but behind the mask, I couldn't tell.
Swallowing the lump that had started to form in the pit of my stomach, I shrugged and gestured at my legs, tossing the thin sheet back "Well, have at it then," I said with more bravado than I actually felt.
"All righty then." He smiled again - I think - pulled up one up a stools, positioned himself over the bed next my legs and got to work.
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, something is a no go.
U2 something-ee, something, something, Kennedy
Chubby checker, Psycho, Belgians want a Bong-o.
Between the angle of my head, and his body hunched over my legs, I wasn't able to see what was going on below the waist but a steady tingle of vibrations slowly ran down the outside of my right leg, then repeated themselves along the inside of it before he switch sides and repeated the procedure on the left. In a testament to the man's skill, I didn't once feel an ounce of pain nor did I hear the whirring of the saw stop for a single second. Fifteen minutes after he had started, he sat upright and pulled the facemask down under his chin. "And now for the big reveal." He smiled up at me before his face turned more serious. "You need to try and keep your leg as still as possible, ok?"
I nodded and tensed my leg.
With a small implement that looked like a flattened crowbar, he pried open the seams he had cut into either side of my right cast, working the two halves apart with well-practiced precision until only the cotton wool between the skin and the cast held them together. With a few gentle but firm pulls the top half of my casts were finally lifted away. I found myself looking at my legs, they looked exactly the same as the last time I had seen them, but Dave's thoughts told me something was wrong.
We didn't start the fire,