Note: The descriptions and accounts in these stories are fictional and do not portray any actual people or events.
After we recovered from our wild session in my dorm room, I walked Suzanne back down to her car and gave her a long and tender kiss before she drove away. I missed her already. I jogged the stairs back up to my eighth floor room, and noticed that it barely winded me. Suzanne was a good influence in many ways. Kevin was not back yet, so it only took me about 60 seconds to fall asleep. Kevin came in about 4 AM, as did a text from Millie saying she was home okay, escorted by one of Winifred's security team. I slept through it all.
When I awoke Wednesday morning, I was famished, ready to eat a cow. When I dressed I noticed my pants were all too loose at the waist and too tight on my butt and thighs. More kudos to Suzanne, I suppose, and Lara, and Millie, and Peggy. I had to forego the beef and settle for bacon and eggs, remembering to add pancakes and toast in preparation for our run at lunch time, and water and orange juice to maintain my hydration. I was so full that it felt like I waddled to Rhetoric and Composition. Ms. Wyrickie actually flirted with me and Sarah during class, so a week from Thursday was shaping up as a real occasion. Stiffy time.
We finished off the unit on famous legal cases in Engineering 101, and then I rapidly changed into my running clothes, with long sleeves for the cooler weather, and hit the track. The new faster pace was now like the old, comfortable pace for me and when Suzanne joined in, I had plenty of wind for a chat. I would of course not need it.
"Hey, my Animal! My little pussy is happy but sore, you mean and nasty man! But my legs feel great. I got a text from Millie saying she got home, but very late. Did you see the election results? I was surprised it was so clear cut. Most of the pollsters were out in left field. All the big swing states went against the incumbent! The President did not look happy early this morning when he spoke! One of the pundits called it a 'concession sentence' rather than a 'concession speech'! The folks on MSNBC are apoplectic, but my old man is very relieved."
I had not seen the election results, having prioritized breakfast. I opened my mouth to speak, but alas, too late.
"I am sure Dad will have a lot to say over Christmas break when I visit. He will be attending this inauguration. He is already worried about a flood of executive orders and pardons before the transition, not to mention the effort required on the diplomatic front."
I knew not to even try to speak now, as she was just warming up.
"Do you realize I won't get a chance to get my hands on you again until after dinner Sunday night? I say it's poor planning on my soccer coach's part! Speaking of soccer, Big Liz and Little Marilyn look unbearable happy all the time now, thanks to your friend Ralph, I suppose. Marilyn never really had any sex before, and Liz never had any that was good for her! Now they almost giggle at practice, plus they are making eyes at each other all the time even if they didn't have Ralph. They are like little happy bunny rabbits. Did you say you knew Ralph from junior high? How exactly did you know about his 'big equipment'?
I almost stumbled and fell. Was Suzanne going to recruit Ralph for her 'big cock' fantasy plan? Holy Shit. You never thought of that, did you, dummy, openly sharing your little inside jokes with her. But I never got the chance to talk about it either, as she drew a quick breath and continued.
"It is a sort of a shame to miss out on him, but I could never do anything with him even if he was just Liz's boyfriend, or just Marilyn's, but it would be four times as bad since they both have him! It would be like you trying to do Nora without me being involved! That would be a deal killer for me: I would dump you in an instant. But as long as we could do her together, it's cool. I probably wouldn't do him because he is your friend, either, I guess."
I was relieved, but I didn't quite follow her logic. In fact, I was bewildered. My working hypothesis was that 'the sex partners and/or lovers of my close friends are verboten' but I wasn't sure. But I didn't get the chance to ask, either, because she went on, after drawing a deep but quick breath.
"But there are other factors to consider. Take that waterskiing hottie, Candy, for instance. I would understand if you wanted to do her, and she's not my friend, nor the lover of anybody I know, so it would only bother me a little, as long as the STD risk is not there. I would maybe even do her with you, she is cute, and then it wouldn't bother me at all. But I couldn't do anything with Ralph that might drive a wedge between him and my two friends, or you and me, for that matter."
I have a problem sometimes with my curiosity causing me to speak before I think, so instead of feeling relieved and shutting up, I said, "What if Marilyn and Big Liz wanted to have an orgy with Ralph, and me, and you?"
She laughed evilly. "Now there's an idea! I am sure glad you thought of that, Animal!"
Oh shit, me and my big mouth, again. My mom says there are times when you should "study at STFU", and this would have been a good time to enroll in that august institution. Liz and Marilyn were super hot, but I was not sure I would enjoy Ralph enjoying Suzanne, and I was pretty sure I would not enjoy it if Suzanne enjoyed him! I don't know if it would it be better or worse if it were some stranger instead of Ralph, but the green-eyed monster was stalking me, big time. I didn't have a chance to make things worse by running my yap anymore, because Suzanne plunged ahead again.
"I think I could handle that, my Animal, as long as it didn't freak you out, but I am pretty sure Marilyn could not handle it. In fact, I don't think I even want to try to talk to her about it."
Now I was thoroughly confused. But at least my wind was holding out well. So was Suzanne's.
"So it is going to be a very busy time between now and Thanksgiving, isn't it? I just found out that I have to write the midterm for the class I am TA'ing for, and write the answer key, and circulate it to the professor and the other TA's before we leave for break! What fun. Then I have to incorporate all their suggestions and administer it right after we get back. Plus I have exams in all my graduate courses, too."
By this point we were on our last lap, and I marveled at how well I was holding up. Maybe I could handle a marathon in between Thanksgiving and Christmas, if I survived the next few days, that is. We did the sprint, then finished up our cool down laps, shared another tender kiss, and I missed her immediately. I had it bad for that girl, and I knew it.
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Dwight the Dweeb Boy watched Robbie kiss Suzanne at the end of their run, as he always did. Dwight also knew to a 99% certainty what would happen next: Suzanne would go up to her little TA office, grade papers and study until the rush hour traffic died down, and then drive to her apartment. There she would reheat some leftovers, put on some classical music, and study some more. She did have good taste in music, if perhaps not in boyfriends. Finally she would do 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, and a 30 minute stretching routine. Dwight could make more than his salary just streaming that nightly routine on the internet and charging for logins, and even more for the video he got from the shower she took afterwards. The only problem would be getting drummed out of the agency, and the life sentence in solitary confinement at Fort Leavenworth, for treason, with no chance of parole or visitation.
Once she pulled into the parking lot of her unassuming little apartment building, Dwight would let the rest of team go on 'ready' status while he spent the night monitoring things from the fake cable company van parked nearby. He could hit one alert key and recall them, but Pliskin's routine was such that they would almost never be required. His weeknights and weekdays were now just as boring as Suzanne's.