As I sat down on the deck with a cup of coffee, I started thinking about everything that had happened over the past couple of days.
'This is some weird shit,' I thought to myself. 'It's like I'm hearing other people's thoughts, and Roxy was almost reading my mind and doing what I wanted her to do. This is like weird sci-fi/fantasy-type stuff! It's like Jedi Mind Tricks, without having to say anything! What the fuck is going on?'
'That doctor wants to go over my tests results with me, which, despite what she said in the hospital, CAN'T be good.'
I realized that one of the first things I had to do was to get my truck, so I went inside and called the pastor.
"I've been waiting for you to call!" he barked as soon as he got on the phone. "That truck of yours is taking up space in my parking lot!"
"Well, I HAVE been a bit out of commission," I told him, trying to remain calm. "It's kind of hard to drive a vehicle when you're in a coma."
"Just come by as soon as you can and get it!" he grumbled.
"I was kind of hoping that you could bring it to me," I replied. "I would gladly drive you back, and then you could pay me for the job, too."
"I'm not driving that thing!" he yelled. "Find a ride and get up here as soon as you can! And I'll pay you when you finish the job!"
"I didn't finish it?" I asked.
"No you didn't finish it!" he bellowed. "I've been without lights in the sanctuary for over two weeks!"
"Well you'll have to excuse me, reverend," I told him, trying even harder not to get mad. "Again, I've been in a coma for two weeks. If I hadn't been electrocuted, you would have had your lights."
"It's PASTOR, not reverend!" he barked. "And you wouldn't have been electrocuted if you'd been more careful! That wasn't not my fault!"
"I'll be there as soon as I can get a ride," I told him, and hung up the phone.
'That was an odd thing to just blurt out,' I thought.
I called Dr. Sharma next and made an appointment with her for the next day. Calling that late, the best they could give me was her last appointment of the day. After that, I started to walk back outside when my phone rang.
"Hi sexy," I heard. "How are you feeling?"
"Not too bad," I told Roxy. "I'm just taking it easy for now."
"That's good. Do you need anything?"
"Yeah," I laughed. "I could use a ride up to Holy Hell to get my truck."
"I can come pick you up around 3:30, when I get done with school."
"School?" I asked.
"Yes, silly, school," she replied. "I'm a teacher."
"Oh, ok. I didn't know that. 3:30 would be great," I told her.
"I talked to the pastor, and he's being a bit of an ass about my truck. He wants me to pick up 'that thing' as soon as possible."
"That figures," she replied. "Just sit tight, and I'll come get you when I get off .. of work, I mean," she giggled.
"Well, I'm never one to argue with a beautiful woman, so I'll wait for you," I joked.
"Good!" she exclaimed. "I'll be there as soon as I can!"
As I hung up the phone, I realized that I didn't 'hear' anything when I had her or the pastor on the phone.
'Maybe this mind-reading thing only works in person,' I thought.
I spent the rest of the day catching up on e mails and phone messages, and rescheduled a couple of jobs that I would have done if I wasn't in the hospital.
I finished catching up on things, and then spent the rest of the day relaxing on the deck.
Before I knew it, I heard a car coming down my driveway, and I walked inside, toward the front door.
I looked out the window just in time to see a pair of heels, followed by a short pair of legs, and then the rest of Roxy's body, getting out of her car.
I watched as she walked up the stairs, enjoying how the sunlight lit up her long brown hair. She must have come straight from school, as she was dressed in what I would picture a teacher wearing, and not more casual clothes.
"Hi there, stud," she said as I opened the front door.
"Hi beautiful," I replied. "Thanks for coming to get me."
"Oh, it's my pleasure," she replied. "And hopefully there'll be more cumming and pleasure later!"
'Ok, now I'm hearing her thoughts again. It's got to be a case of proximity,' I thought to myself.
"Should we go?" I asked.
"Sure. C'mon!" she said, turning around and walking to her car.
I watched her hips and ass sway as I followed her to her car, and took in the view as her pants seemed to grab her ass when she bent over at the passenger side door to unlock it.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were a teacher," I told her as we hit the main road at the end of the driveway.
"That's ok," she laughed. "We never really got around to doing much talking this weekend."
"This is quite true," I replied.
"What grade do you teach?"
"Kindergarten," she said.
"Ahh. Cool age."
"Yeah, I like it," she told me. "They're still young enough to still be innocent at that age."
'And still innocent enough not to wonder why their teacher was messed up, and why she was squirming in her chair all day because her ass was sore and leaking your cum!' I heard.
I looked over at Roxy, and she turned to me.
"What?" she asked.
"Nothing," I replied. "Just enjoying the view."
"Awww, you're sweet," she said, reaching her hand to my thigh.
We pulled up to Holly Hill church a few minutes later. As I got out of her car, I could hear some yelling coming from the house.
"Sounds like the pastor's in a foul mood," Roxy said softly.
I didn't say anything as I walked up the front steps and rang the doorbell.
At the sound of the chimes, the yelling stopped, and the front door was opened a couple of seconds later.
The pastor stood in the doorway, and behind him I could see his wife walk quickly down the hallway.
"You don't call before you come out?" he said gruffly.
"You told me to get out here as quickly as possible," I replied, staring him in the eyes. "I figured that you wouldn't want me to waste the precious few seconds a phone call would take."
He grumbled something incoherent as he stepped out onto the porch. As I looked over his shoulder, I saw his wife standing at the end of the hall with what looked like a large bruise on one side of her face. It also looked like her lip was split.
"How long is it going to take you to finish up?" he barked at me as we walked to the church.
"I don't know," I said. "I don't remember what I was doing what I got hit. It shouldn't be too long, though."
"I hope not," he growled. "My supper will be waiting for me. I'd prefer to eat it while it's still warm."
'Yeah, and I'd have preferred not to have to spend the last two weeks in the hospital, asshole,' I thought to myself.
As we walked into the basement, I immediately walked to where I remember the pastor standing when I was hit.
As I looked at the switch that he was going to throw, I saw that it was in the 'On' position. I quickly looked at him and said, "You threw the switch before I told you to?"
'Damn! I forgot to shut it back off! Oh DAMN!'
"I don't know how that got turned on!" he said. "Are you sure it wasn't like that?"
"Reverend, DON'T try to bullshit me," I told him, trying my best to remain calm.
"I won't be spoken to like that in the house of the Lord!" he yelled at me.
"Then don't try to bullshit me in the house of the Lord," I repeated calmly.
I started at him for a few seconds, and then walked back to the switch box I had been working in.
I saw my tools right where I had left them, as well as my screwdriver that had a large scorch mark from when I was hit.
"I left them right where they were," the pastor said behind me. "I made sure nothing happened to them."
"Gee, thanks reverend," I said as I looked for another screwdriver to use. "That was mighty ... Christian of you."
The pastor looked very pale as I finished making the last few connections, and I tried to hear what he was thinking, but all I could get was a lot of confusion and garbled thoughts.
"Do you want me to throw the switch for you?" he asked.
"No, thanks," I told him. "You've done quite enough already."
I closed up the box and started walking back to the switch, when the pastor began following me.
"Why don't you stay here, and tell me when the lights come on," I told him, quickly having an idea.
"Ok, sure," he replied, and walked back into the big room.
"I'll be back in a second, pastor. Wait right there," I hollered.
"Ok," was all I heard as I quickly walked up the stairs.
I jogged over to Roxy, and asked if she had a roll of clear tape with her.
"I'm a teacher. What do you think?" she joked.
A couple of seconds later, I was back at the switch, and tossed some dust on it. I then placed a large piece of the tape on top of the dust-covered switch, and lifted off the print that was on there.
As soon as I had the piece of tape in my pocket, I flipped the switch, and the lights came on.
I walked back into the room with the pastor, and showed him how all of the switches in there worked.
"Ok, I'm happy now," he said. "Now, can I go eat my supper?"
"All of my work is done," I told him. "If you'll cut me a check, then I'll leave you in peace."
"Yes, yes. Your check," he grumbled, reverting back to the crabby ass he had started out as. "Follow me."
We walked out toward the house, while Roxy remained in her car.
"Is she going to stay there the whole time?" he asked, motioning her head toward Roxy.
"I think she just wants to make sure I don't get hurt again," I told him.
I heard what sounded like a 'Hrrumph' as he opened his front door. "Wait here," he told me. "I'll get your check."
'I've got to get rid of this man before he says anything else.'