I had a lot on my mind as I remoted into work about a half-hour later. Really, the fact that I was on remote was the only reason I'd be able to do any of this. I had an email thanking me for the investigation work, and two others from coworkers thanking me PROFUSELY for finally catching Michaels red-handed. There were several beers promised when I was feeling myself again. Actually, speaking of. One of the categories was Immune, right? And Excretory? Time to get to work. While my first scan was going, a period I usually sat around and watched videos for, I poked around the top level menus. I was looking for things like how to pull updates. Maybe, you know, a way to make some macros or shortcuts. If I was going to be doing this often, I wanted to be able to click some really reliable picks. Under the Immune system, I found tendencies to attack own tissues (reduce to minimum), histamine response (tuned way down), specific histamine overreaction (zeroed), immune power (way up), and lots more. So, theoretically, I should be darned near immune to any bug that comes my way, with no allergies or autoimmune tendencies anymore. This one didn't really hurt, though I got hungry again quickly. That one, I saved.
Back to paid work. Lots of papers to fill out, lots of alerts to filter through. So many recommendations for tuning, so many obnoxiously tiny actions. It was maddening, especially knowing that I had things of life-changing importance on literally the other monitor, but I had to use up my time making sure I didn't freaking starve. Why did capitalism have to... capitalism so hard? Oh yeah. Speaking of not starving. Set a grocery order for delivery. As much in the way of cheap calories as I possibly could. Lots of peanut butter. My diet wouldn't be the most varied ever, but it should... SHOULD... provide enough fuel for the changes I was putting myself through. My bank account wept silently at me. If this didn't work out, I'd be in serious trouble.
Ah, right, money. Contract. Had to write one for Lindsey... although, thinking about it, all I had to do was set hers to be conditional and run out horribly if she backstabbed me. Huh. That felt... well, it also felt dirty. I didn't like the thought of enforcing my will on someone like that. What even would the condition be? Nah. Contract it. Monetary baseline for her current estimated earnings, half the difference, services on my side boosting her earnings, done.
And now a thing I didn't imagine ever doing before. Researching what went into making boobs perky, what gave them their shape. You know, a surprisingly complicated question, as it turned out. Shape, skin elasticity, material density, connective tissue, and other minor factors. I thankfully knew the name of a woman in the building who had what I considered to be a very nice pair, and looked at them for templates. Not quite what I expected, but you know I couldn't complain.
While I was thinking with my again-swollen balls, I made sure to set my sperm motility and penetration to zero. It would absolutely NOT do for me to have an unexpected child right now.
I started tweaking Lindsey's settings, after sending her a message that I was doing so. It wouldn't do for her to be sitting at a computer when her boobs did a Studio Gainax impression. Or when they sprung outward again, because she had spare body fat and I had an idea of the best boobs on the internet. Which were much larger than even her current ones. Why should she settle for an F cup? Another couple of pounds of material, if I did the math right, would boost her into the J range. I set it to change over the course of the next couple of hours like I warned her, and hit Apply.
Back to the job for a bit. Start another scan. Back to Master PC, onto my own profile. Time for another of those minor experiments with my own skin. Kill the acne, regulate the oil, even out the skin tone, get the whole elasticity thing repaired.. Save settings. When I applied this one, it felt really strange. Itchy and crawly all over, but when it stopped a few moments later one look in the mirror told me I'd made the right choices. I looked dramatically better, between my slowly-developing muscles and new skin I could pass as almost attractive for once.
My thoughts on this were interrupted by a knock on the door. Odd, I wasn't expecting anyone. I stood, stretched out, and walked over to the front door. When it opened, my jaw dropped. Standing on the other side were boobs that could launch a thousand ships... apiece. Each was enormous, a proud globe with just enough sag to prove their reality, standing firmly forward with enough perk and power to form hints of cleavage together without the assistance of a shirt. Motion rippled through them as their owner moved slightly, breathing and bouncing. It took a moment, but then my brain caught up with the fact that they were, in fact, attached to someone. With an effort of will, I dragged my eyes upwards to their owner's face. Lindsey was there looking lusty. "You. Get on your bed. Now."
In a blink, we were there, her newly-glorious chest wrapped around my painfully erect dick, engulfing it in warm softness and pumping at me until I exploded all over her cleavage. We both seemed to snap back to ourselves just then, but the lusty drive she had been in the middle of stayed with her a bit. She sat on my bed, back against the wall to prop herself up, licking the cum off of herself.
"Uh, wow, okay Lindsey. That was amazing."
"So is your idea of perfect boobs. You model these off of someone or were they freestyle?"
I had to breathe a few times more. "Kind of fifty-fifty. Looked up a bunch of stuff, then took some templates from women around here and stats from one of my favorite nude models."
"Okay, I can live with that. Just need you to do two things next."
"Sure, what do you want?"
"First up, muscles. These babies are HEAVY. Especially in my back and my core, I need a lot of help."
"I can do that, no problem. And the other thing?"
"You need a bigger dick. It gets lost in my cleavage now."
***
She ordered dinner for delivery. We needed proteins and fats to work with from a place that would be open this late. Fried chicken with some sides would be at the door soon. Now that she had attention to spare, she looked around my place. "Come on, you really live like this? I mean, at least you keep yourself clean, but really."
I... had the organization and cleanliness of a stereotypical college boy. As long as I knew where everything was? No problem. Obviously, her standards were a bit different. She was meandering around, picking up some things which I will freely admit should have been thrown out a while back. "Um. Okay, why do you have a sudden interest in my apartment?"
She looked over at me with a raised eyebrow. "Because if you make any more changes like this, even my bathrobes won't fit. You need to be able to see me to check what you do, so I think I'm going to be sleeping here for a while."
My brain froze up. "Why do you think.."
"My promise holds. Soon as you get done adjusting me, once you change my face, I'm going to set up my new accounts and start making you money. Until then, what you are doing to me is making me horny as all heck. I feel sexy, I feel powerful, and I know you aren't done. Considering what I'm doing to you, I figure we can help each other blow off steam, too. Probably two or three times a day at this rate. Sound good to you?"
That sounded AMAZING to me. "I think I can live with that, sure. Only one rule, okay? My computer is off limits. That includes the bedroom while I'm on it. You can bring yours or whatever, set it up where you need to, but mine is a personal thing, plus my own work. Unless I can get what I'm doing with you to be a business model, I need to keep the job."
She shook her head. "Tomorrow's Saturday. If you can help me grab a few things, that will work just fine for me. Speaking of, I think I know one person who will want to see you. A cosplay model friend of mine. Tina Lee."
I knew that name IMMEDIATELY. One, she had been on Lindsey's channel every now and then. Two, she was crazy hot to begin with. Three, the characters she cosplayed were all ones that horny male fans spent a lot of time ogling, and her skills extended to costuming and acting as them. It took additional real effort to get back to reality. "If you say so, I think I can. Let me go close out my work for the night, and get something started on myself to see if it will work."
"What are you doing?"
"I hate having to wear glasses, so I'm going to see if I can fix that. Also trying to learn to do these things better, more effectively, so that I can apply them. I don't think you will object."
The process ended up being much shorter than I expected. Eyeballs are complicated things, but being able to directly play with focal length, resolution, refresh rate, and zoom like I was shopping for a video camera meant my main worry was reducing things until my computer screen no longer looked like it had visible update lines and flicker. At the same time, I got Lindsey's muscles onto a fitness gain like my own. Applied the whole template to her in just a few clicks. Nice. Hopefully, it would result in much more feminine muscle tone than my own would.
I shut it down and opened the door to my bedroom again. "Alright, finished. Your muscles are set to slow growth, those hurt when they're rushed, but will be done by next weekend."
She was just closing the front door. "Good, because my back is crazy sore right now. The delivery guy saw my tits and forgot to charge. Dinner's up." Despite being next-door neighbors, we really didn't know all that much about each other. I knew she did sex work and had decent cleanliness standards. She knew I was a nerd who worked with computers, and recently figured out I liked massive boobs. If we were going to be in the same space for a while, that needed fixing.