"Karen Bailey, Nerd Patrol". Damn how I hated saying that, but it pays the bills. Being the only female at work in this company, everyone else was conveniently out when the call came in. Only an hour left until quitting time, and I get the call. Some guy out in the 'burbs has a program stuck on his screen. No, he doesn't want to reboot, he needs software support. Great, a software ticket, and I got to go to the house. I ask a few more questions, and don't get very useful answers. It's a custom program, but he won't tell me what it is. He promises a bit extra if I come out now, so I hang my pride up and get my bag and head for the car. Customers aren't supposed to tip us, but we don't talk, and sometimes it comes in handy.
14 Regency Lane was a fancy spread. Big house, nice yard, lots of trees. There was an expensive car out front, swimming pool in the back. Or at least that's what it looks like; it's surrounded by a high hedge. But I hear splashing, so it's a safe bet. I heard some women laughing and playing. Some people get all the luck. So I ring the bell, and the laughter stops. A man's(') voice calls out "Be right there!", so I wait.
The door opens, and this guy peeks out. Damn, what a hunk. Nice hair, great body, good muscles, and what looks like a better package. I'm interrupted in my inventory by his voice again. He was firm, rugged, and loaded with confidence. His voice commanded attention, and sounded sexy. Hope he's not an asshole.
"Alan Gray. You're here about the computer?" he asks. His eyes had me starting to melt, but there was a calculated coldness to them. With some women, they'd find that attractive, but something about it put me on my guard. An equal amount of excitement and annoyance filled me as I nodded. That really got on my nerves; it's partly the 'uniform' (button down shirt, polyester pants, and a bit of cloth that pretended to be a tie or something) At least I had 'forgotten' the regulation pocket protector. But the look just wasn't flattering to anyone, much less me.
I'm about 5' 7", blond hair, and contacts over brown eyes. I've got boobs, but not enough to really attract attention. My legs and ass were a bit too wide from stopping at too many fast food restaurants while going from customer to customer. If I ever wished I was better looking, it was now. I looked up shyly as he motioned me in.
The entrance way was marble flooring, brass rails, and wooden paneling. Everything here was screaming 'expensive', so maybe the tip I got would be a good one. We passed a couple of bedrooms, and finally found the den. I had a good time watching him walk; he knew how to put a strut in it. Somebody was a very lucky woman.
In the den were an old tower unit(,) and a CRT monitor. Guess his business wasn't in the Technology business. I looked at the screen, and saw a few things open, and in the center of the screen, was an open window, and a frozen cursor. He gestured towards the unit.
"I got stuck in this, and it's very important that I don't lose the session. Do you think you can help?"
I pondered it for a second.
"What is it?"
He got a funny look on his face, halfway between annoyed and...fearful? In a flash, it was gone, and he smiled again. Nice smile, the kind I could get used to that first thing in the morning. What was I thinking?
"It's just a game, but it's been running so long, I don't dare turn it off. It doesn't save sometimes, and I've got a message saying 'compile error'. "
Ah, that explained it. Either it didn't load right, or the files had gotten corrupted.
"Do you have the original program?"
He got that look again. I got the impression that he really didn't want to discuss it. What was so important about a game? Oh well, I get paid either way. So I looked over to him. He had a smile on his face, somehow patronizing, which put my back up a bit. I don't like to be treated like an inferior.
"Can I drive?" I asked him.
"Sure, sure, I'll be in the back. Just yell if you need anything."
He sauntered off towards the bedrooms, and shut the door behind him. Good, I could get things done with some peace and quiet. I did the usual bits with the boot log, the registry, and all those other techie things that make programs do what they were supposed to. Turned out his program was corrupted by something, couldn't tell what, probably malware or virus. I ran the usual programs to take care of that, and then I found the original source code. I pulled up the program, hit 'save′, and then rebooted.
He was in the bedroom still, alone, dammit. If I ever wished I was better looking, and then got a shock as someone came out through the den past me. She stopped in front of me, looked at the screen, and smiled at me.
She was drop-dead gorgeous. I hated her instantly. She was wearing a bikini...no, strike that, she was poured into a bikini. The biggest tits I'd ever seen (they were way too big to be called 'boobs'), and standing up like the Rock of Gibraltar. Waist-length brown hair, perfect body, perfect green eyes...no wait. They were perfectly blank! Thank heavens. She was obvious arm candy and no threat. The lights were on, but no one was home. As I positioned myself between her and the screen, she seemed to come out of whatever trance she was in.
"Hi! are you here to fix the computer?"
No, I'm here to warm the chair. "Yes ma'am. Mr. Gray was losing a program, and needed some work done."
She perked up. "Goody. He really likes to play on it." She leaned closer and whispered to me.
"Isn't he just the best looking thing?"
Or at least that's what I thought she said, she was about to smother me in her bosom. If one of the male techs had shown up, that would have been a career-ending temptation. Fortunately, I was immune.
She smirked. "I just can't get enough of him. I'll see ya!" Then she giggled like a teenager, and let herself in the door to the bedroom.
I sighed, and went back to the computer. I suppose I should run the program, just to make sure that it worked. Whatever it was.
I fired up the program, and watched the window pop back up. "Welcome to Master PC. Become a virtual God to those around you." Oh, fantasy. Well, it didn't look like anyone was coming out of the bedroom soon. I just hope they didn't start...
I started hearing a rhythmic motion, and some low moans. Shit, that was gross. I'm getting screwed professionally, and he's getting screwed literally. That didn't help much. I was horny enough from being without a guy, and I was trying to concentrate on finishing up, when I heard the door open, and someone else came in the room.
It was a black woman, (but) sculpted(,) and sinewy. She had the same hair, and incredibly, the same inflated, Soviet-era-sized boobs. She smiled at me, but then went blank when she saw the screen. Two of them? This guy didn't know when to quit.
I looked up at her. "Hi, I'm just fixing the computer". She didn't say anything, just opened the door to the bedroom, and walked in. The door shut, and then I heard squeals, laughter, and more bumping. Great, just great.
Trying to shut out the porno scene playing itself out in the next room, I looked at the program again. Hitting the enter key, the screen became a picture of someone sitting in a chair rotating around and around. Someone that looked like a wire frame of...me. I checked a mole here, a scratch there. It was me all right.