1.) Some Assembly Required
It looked like a normal summer day in the upscale neighborhood, at least as normal as could be these days. Gone were the lemonade stands and sounds of approaching ice cream trucks, but there were still the sounds of kids playing in the pool, parents struggling to light a grill, the occasional sound of a child being scolded. Only now instead of "Timmy, I told you to share!", the shouts were replaced with things like "Helen! If you take that mask off one more time, I swearโ".
At the corner of this neighborhood was a very large house, complete with below ground swimming pool, spacious back yard protected by a large white fence, and an over sized garage that oddly had all the front facing windows tinted. Despite its normal surroundings, the going on inside the garage were about as far out there as they could be.
Nine people were inside, though only two of them seemed to be acting remotely normal. Sam was a tall blonde young man, a year away from graduating college. He stood over four people laying back in some lawn chairs, watching them and occasionally consulting a clipboard. His best friend Ben, shorter, more muscular from months of training for the wrestling team, (like that was gonna happen now), was looking over boxes on a table while a tall man with brown hair and a short redhead with a large bust and no top on stood behind him perfectly still.
"James, Pam, begin threading the wiring into the elastic bands of the blue masks."
"Yes, master," they said through their matching green masks as they swiftly got to work.
Ben had picked them up about a week prior while jogging and "convinced" them to alter their route. A few questions about their personal lives revealed they both worked from home and wouldn't be missed in the middle of the day, a perfect combination as Ben and Sam approached the mass production stage of their project and needed more hands. Now every day at exactly 3pm they would run by Sam's house, (with their new favorite masks on), and as soon as they got in range their brisk run abruptly turned into a steady, mechanical walk into the open garage where they would close the door behind them and wait for orders. Ben turned to his and Sam's bikini-clad assistant.
"Carly, have the pink masks been distributed?"
"You got it, Ben." Replied the beautiful blonde co-ed as she stood by and observed the four people laying in various states of undress on the chairs. After a few minutes all four faces were growing flush and warm as dazed smiles grew beneath their masks. A particularly busty woman at the end of the row began tracing her nails against her exposed thighs below the hem of her dress.
"Looks like it's starting to hit them now," Carly said excitedly. She bit her lip, knowing what was coming next, having experienced it herself on more than a dozen occasions. Sam walked up next to her and slid an arm around his girlfriends exposed midriff and absentmindedly stroked her. She purred into his ear and gave him a kiss.
Carly was a very pretty blonde, tall and athletic, a mainstay of their universities' soccer team since her freshman year. She and Sam had been dating for well over a year now, and she was very loving and supportive of Sam. So supportive that she technically was an equal partner in their mask venture, having paid a third of the startup funds herself.
Sam and Ben neglected to mention the true function of the masks to her at first, though, and she wasn't the only one...
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Sam was a dual biology-tech major and Ben was a computer tech major with a minor in Psychology. Friends since elementary school, they had been through everything together; bullies, girls, classes, and now a global pandemic. When the virus broke out they had finished the spring semester from home, which presented more opportunities for casual fun, though with no parties to go to or sports to watch they quickly grew bored.
One drunken night over what was supposed to be spring break, Sam and Ben came up with an idea so ridiculous it would make a mad scientist laugh. After sobering up they looked at their drunken mock-ups and to their shock realized the plan wasn't actually impossible. They got to work, combining their free time with their talents and knowledge from their education, along with a few thousand dollars sunk into materials purchased online, they had somehow succeeded in making...
"Masks?" Sam's mom asked, stifling a laugh. "That's what you've spent the last two months locked in the garage over?"
"Technically we did it in just six weeks..." Ben mumbled under his breath, pouring himself a drink.
"Of course mom, it's a cash cow! What's the number one thing that's easy to make right now, in crazy high demand, and people go through quickly and will always need more of?" Sam asked, continuing his pitch.
"Well according to Courtney I hear it's called an "Onlyfans" account."
Ben spat out the water he'd been drinking from the table and began choking on his laughter. Debra, (Sam's mom), handed him a roll of paper towels as Ben coughed through an apology.
"Not a problem, Benji, we all make little messes from time to time," she said, winking at him. Ben grinned, blushing slightly.
Sam's mom Debra was an absolute knockout. Wavy blonde hair that just brushed her shoulders, a warm smile that always reached her bright green eyes, and a trim body adorned with a wonderfully full ass built by years of yoga and tennis, and a wonderfully full bust built by her plastic surgeon ex-husband.
Debra was a walking wet dream, and the cause of a lot of grief for Sam in school. Sam still had a scar behind his ear from the fight he got into with a couple guys he caught taking pictures of her his freshman year of high school when she picked him up early for an appointment one day, still wearing her yoga pants from her mid-morning session.
Ben's coughing fit over, Sam continued his pitch.
"Come on, mom, you know what I meant; masks! It's perfect! People are going to be stuck in these things for months, if not the next year. Ours are stylishly designed, they have solid filers on the front, and we even found a way to put in scents! We're gonna be rich, we just need more seed money to produce more of the prototype."
Debra looked at the box of masks in front of her thoughtful for a moment, then relented slightly.
"Alright, at least let me try it on first," she said, reaching for a blue one.
"No!" shouted Ben and Sam at the same time. Debra stared at them.
"Try the green one, the blue one's..." Sam began
"โWe already wore today when we went for a morning run! I coughed a few times in mine, and no offense to your son, but I'm pretty sure he didn't brush his teeth before we left," Ben finished quickly. Debra laughed as Sam gave him a look and Ben shrugged as though to say "Shit, man, I don't know," to which Sam shook his head and gave him a small thumbs up.
"Alright, alright, fair enough boys, hand it over." Sam eagerly pulled a green mask out for her and she slipped it on.
"Alright, it is comfortable, and it does smell...hmm, is that bubblegum?"
"Yeah, it is, pretty great, right?" Sam said, slipping the blue mask on. Debra's brow furrowed.
"Sam, why are you putting yours back on?"
"I just wanted to show you the full effects, mom," and with that Sam turned a switch on the air filter of his mask. The effect was instant. Debra's eyes rapidly unfocused, her facial features relaxing. Her shoulders slumped slightly and her arms fell to her side as she stopped speaking and stared into nothingness.
"Holy hell, dude, it works!" Sam shouted, punching his fist through the air in victory. Ben gleefully reached into his pocket and pulled out a paper and a pencil.