Note from the author: This is not how you convince someone to let you hypnotise them. This is a fantasy. Please never do sneaky hypnosis in real life.
Matt sat down on the couch as I turned on the TV with the remote. He looked at me with his pretty boy blue eyes and asked: "So how did you like playing D&D with us the other night?"
I smiled and moved over to the shelves next to the TV to turn on more electronics, as I said: "It was kinda fun, you were right."
As he started to recall and recount funny anecdotes about that night's D&D game, I turned on the Playstation and quickly clicked my way through the menu to make it play the blueray disc I had put in there earlier. Then, I interrupted his story by reminding him: "So you said that if I tried D&D with you, you'd come and try this indie videogame that I have here." The big screen came to life, showing an intricately undulating and spinning blue spiral.
He nodded and perked up as I handed him the controller and sat down next to him. "Yes, so tell me more about this game."
"This is just the loading screen," I said as I drew up close to him, looking at the screen, hoping he would mirror my body language. And he did, his eyes ran over the patterns of the spiral as his body turned to face the TV and his hands instinctively took hold of the controller in his lap.
"When I first saw this loading screen," I fell into my hypnotist voice as I brought my face dangerously close to his ear, "I noticed how pretty and mesmerising it was. And it took rather a long time for the game to load, and I started wondering: how many hours of our gaming life do we just sit here, staring at a loading screen, waiting in anticipation, thinking of nothing?"
A dreamy look played across Matt's face as his mind wandered down the same question and recalled moments that he sat like this, with a controller in his hand, waiting, staring at a loading screen.
"It's definitely a sort of trance you slip into when you're waiting like this," I continued. "Your body relaxed and comfortable on the couch, but your mind and your hands ready for action, as soon as that screen shows any change, you have to be ready, because you don't know what's going to come."
I felt his leg sag against me, relaxing, as his eyes stared at the screen with a kind of tunnel vision, no longer seeing me. One of his thumbs twitched across the controller, touching all the familiar buttons, a nervous habit he wasn't even aware of.
"And as I sat there, staring at the loading screen, just zoning out, I wondered if I could change the shapes or colours with the controller," I said, knowing full well that neither the buttons nor the sticks or triggers would have such an effect, but I could tell by the little details on the screen that the part where the colours and shapes changed was coming up.