Chapter Two explains how David stumbled on the discovery that changed everything. It tells us more about the way he treated Mary, and why he came to regret it. Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you did something important? Ask yourself this question as you read what happens next.
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I was still seething the next morning. Going to work felt good because it gave me a chance to think of something other than how much Mary hurt my feelings.
My job is to conduct research, and I love everything about it. If you do it well, you get to experience these magical little moments when you discover something novel. For a while, you get to be the only person in the whole world who understands something entirely new about the mysteries of nature. These discoveries are usually small things. Science progresses in baby steps, with researchers making tiny contributions to humanity's understanding.
Most people don't know this. In school, we only read about huge discoveries made by people like Albert Einstein, Galileo, and Louis Pasteur. The books make it seem that discoveries like that happen all the time. In the real world, very few of us get to experience the feeling of discovering something big.
I tried to stop being angry when I unlocked the door to my lab. That would have been a lot easier if I'd had any idea that today was the day I would experience the feeling of discovering something big.
"Hey guys! Are you glad to see me!" I said to my dogs. At the sound of my voice, four big standard poodles got up, came to the front of their crates, and started wagging their tails happily. I unlocked their crates and led them to the little outdoor enclosure where they always go to the bathroom in the mornings. My lab has a door that leads to a grassed area enclosed by a chain link fence. The very best part of my day is when I get to the lab and spend 15 minutes playing fetch, paying compliments, and rolling around on the ground with four of the best dogs in the world.
Standard poodles are famously intelligent and have a pleasant disposition that makes them easy to care for in the confines of a lab. They just need daily exercise and personal attention from me and the student assistants who come to the lab seven days a week to take the dogs for walks, play fetch, feed them, and attend to all their other needs. I love dogs, which is part of the reason I decided to use them for my experiments. Don't start thinking my dogs are ever subjected to anything painful or invasive. I could never do that kind of research. I consider my dogs to be members of my little family, and that's how I treat them.
I could talk a long time about how much I love Sam, Fred, Billy and Steve. I have a lot of fun with them, and so do my student assistants. My lab is more like a comfortable home than some clinical facility. Sometimes, after a particularly long day, I spend the night in my lab. I've got a big air mattress I use. When I stretch out on it, my four dogs settle down all around me. I sleep best when I sleep in the lab.
As I expected, the dogs did a great job of expelling all the negative feelings I felt about Mary. I gave them breakfast, then began preparing for the day's work.
Once again, we're at a part of the story where I want to go on, and on, and on about the amazing things I study. But I know most people don't care about that stuff, so let's make this quick. In the years I've been working on this, I've learned that certain frequencies of sound waves played in certain patterns stimulate certain parts of the brain. Did I use the word "certain" enough times? I'm trying to make this simple. Believe me, you do NOT want to hear me explain how excited this all makes me. Basically, I've proven that when I play these sounds for dogs, they become extraordinarily obedient and trainable. I've taught my dogs to do amazing things. Did I mention that I've got a video of them dancing in a line like the Rockettes? I'll post that on YouTube after I publish my work.
There's a lot more to this, and I'm trying to figure it out. Dogs can hear these sounds, but people can't. The frequencies are just too high. But people are affected. I've listened to the sounds myself many times, and the best way to explain it is to say that it feels like a slightly altered state of consciousness. It seems to make it very easy to concentrate. I've never let anyone else listen because that would constitute human experimentation, which is strictly illegal without going through a lengthy process of approval.
I'm rambling. Sorry.
My breakthrough happened after the arrival of Victoria, my favorite student assistant. She is very good with the dogs, and that's a big part of the reason I like her so much. Dogs can tell if a person is a good person, and my mutts are crazy about Victoria. She's always happy and kind when she's with the dogs, and she does a good job making sure she gives them enough affection and exercise. The university doesn't pay her enough.
On this particular day, Victoria helped me train Billy to sit on command. No big deal, right? I was trying to see if Billy learned faster when my sound generator was on during training. I don't let the sound affect me during research sessions. I've got a special pair of hearing aides that have been tuned to block high frequencies but allow me to hear most other sound. Everything was going pretty well. I was doing the training, and Victoria was using a stopwatch to measure the amount of time it took for Billy to learn the trick.
I swear, I'm about to get to the point.
I forgot that Victoria was hearing the sounds. Very sloppy. I didn't have extra hearing aids for her, and I'd just given no thought at all to the fact that I should have taken precautions to prevent her from hearing the sounds. We got to the end of the session, and I announced that I was going to order pizza.
Now, I always offer to share my pizza with Victoria. It's nice to eat with another person, especially someone so charming. I enjoy hearing about Victoria's life, which mainly consists of studying for her MBA and working multiple jobs to pay her tuition. I realized that one reason she liked having pizza with me was because she doesn't have enough money to pay for food. When I learned that, I made sure to always order pizza on the days Victoria was working.
Here's the crucial detail you need to know. Victoria is a vegetarian. She'll eat dairy, eggs, and sometimes she'll have a little fish. But she won't eat meat under any circumstances. That's a hard limit for her. I'm a meat eater. Because of that, I always order a pizza that is half pepperoni, half veggie.
On this particular day, I said something like "Pepperoni is wonderful. I love pepperoni." before I ordered the pizza. I don't remember the exact words, but I said that I was very hungry, and I was looking forward to eating pepperoni. I said this in front of Victoria. Are you with me so far?
When I went to order the pizza, I asked Victoria to confirm that I should order half veggie, half pepperoni. What she said next shocked me so deeply that I will never forget it.
"I love pepperoni," she said. "I'm very hungry, and I'm looking forward to eating pepperoni." She said this with enthusiasm. Victoria seemed to have suddenly abandoned her long-held beliefs about eating meat, and she even sounded happy about it. I would have been less surprised if she'd announced that she was an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy.
I instantly realized that Victoria had been exposed to the sound generator, which was still running. I knew those tones promoted obedience and quick learning in dogs. Had they made Victoria open to the idea of eating meat?
I shut off the machine as quietly as I could. Victoria was putting the dogs back in their crates, so I don't think she noticed. "Are you sure you want pepperoni?" I asked, wondering if the effect would go away after I shut the sound off.
It didn't. "Yes! I love pepperoni!" she said.
Yikes.
My mind was going in a thousand different directions. I'd believed all along that my research would eventually lead to therapies that affected the brain. But I hadn't expected to discover anything so quickly, and I certainly hadn't imagined the effect would be so powerful. I was afraid to tell Victoria what had happened because I had no idea if the shock would damage her. At that moment, the only thing I knew for sure was that I had no intention of letting Victoria eat any damn pepperoni. I ordered a whole veggie pizza, thinking that I'd blame the pizza shop for messing up our order.
For the next several minutes, I watched Victoria closely. She had always been a happy, upbeat person, but she seemed a little happier than usual. She started singing to the dogs as she gave them their lunch, and the dogs wagged their tails happily as they basked in the attention of their second favorite human.