There. Looks like you've been a bitch since you were born. Not surprising. But this... THIS is VERY surprising. I wonder if Joey knows you're in love with him. I guess opposites DO attract; he's madly in love with you. I wonder...
I've got a shitload to work with. You may look like a hoochie on the outside, but in HERE things are very different. Very cloudy. Confused by school. That dork you let get to second base. Still... there is more goodness here than I expected. Good; means I won't have to reprogram that much... if any. Now then... let's set about organizing your thoughts and making sure you can keep them organized.... THERE.
Now then. About your dress. It's not bad, and a drastic change would definitely raise eyebrows. So we're gonna do a progressive lead into a more comfortable style of dress. It helps that your tastes in fashion are very good; I can use your own natural sense of style here. THERE. Not bad. You'll still turn heads, only now the men will be a bit more afraid of treating you like shit. Which, by the way, will help decrease that bitch streak in you.
About Joey. He's a close and trusted friend. Normally I wouldn't jazz a chica for him, but you're not-quite an exception. All I'm going to do is.. THERE!... let you feel it's OK to share your feelings with him. Hell... I'll even let you play some games with the boy. SOME. Don't try to snap this little inhibitor program, you won't like the headache. Splitting... literally.