If I'm Honest
by Corrupting Power
There's an old saying -- no good deed goes unpunished. I've always thought it was a silly saying, but apparently it's very very true. I wasn't looking to change my life. I was simply in the right airport at the right time.
London Heathrow, if you've never been, is a nightmare of an airport. In 2017, over 78 million people traveled through London Heathrow airport, most of them international travelers like me. I should've been just like them, passing through for only a short period of time. And most travelers get where they're going on time.
But every now and then...
"Passengers of Flight 2787 from London to Seattle, we regret to inform you that this flight is overbooked, and we are looking for six volunteers to take a later flight. We are offering a $300 voucher good for another flight on our airline. If your travel plans are flexible, please aid us and accept this offer."
That was their first offer. Two people took them up immediately and then wandered off. About twenty minutes later...
"Passengers of Flight 2787 from London to Seattle, we regret to inform you that this flight is still overbooked, and we are looking for four volunteers to take a later flight. We are offering a $500 voucher good for another flight on our airline. If your travel plans are flexible, please aid us and accept this offer."
Three more people wandered up and accepted the offer, then wandered off as well. It was around this time that I took notice of two people sitting right next to the terminal who kept glancing at the counter, anxiously awaiting with hope. They were a couple around my age, although they were more than a little mismatched. The woman was drop dead gorgeous, I mean she looked like she could've been a model, although she had an easy grace to her. Statuesque, blonde and with massive tits she didn't have any qualms about showing off. But, unlike every other guy in the terminal, I wasn't checking her out. I was looking at the guy.
"Christian? Is that you?" I said to him.
"Derrick? Holy shit, man, I haven't seen you since high school!" Christian had gotten older and bigger, but not in a million years was he in this girl's weight class. There's punching above your weight and then there's punching above your atmosphere. We'd been in theater together, some twenty years ago, and I hadn't seen him since. He was, in a word, schleppy. He looked like the less attractive younger brother of actor Paul Giamatti. And while she was dressed from head to toe in all the designer labels you can shake a stick at, he wore ratty jeans and an Aerosmith t-shirt with holes in it."Are you on this plane?"
"Yeah. You must be one of the people on standby, huh?"
He nodded. "Me and the missus are trying to get home, but it seems like we got here late. And nobody in first class has been willing to wait for another flight." He sighed. She hadn't even looked up from her phone, expensive wireless headphones covering her ears. "At this point, I'd be willing just to take any seat on the plane."
My face scrunched up for a second. "Hold that thought."
I took a few steps up to the counter, and the attendant was about to make another announcement before she saw me step up. "Are you here to voluntarily give up your seat, sir?"
"What were you about to offer?" I said, mostly out of curiosity.
"A thousand dollar voucher, and a comped hotel room for the night."
"Hotel room?"
She frowned, nodding, as if the very sentence had scared off more than a few potentials. The look on her face told me she was expecting me to reject the offer immediately out of hand. It had only just turned to afternoon, and the mention of a hotel room meant it wouldn't be lost hours, but a lost day or days. "We're completely booked up on all our flights to Seattle for the rest of the day, so whoever takes up our offer will need to spend a night in hotel here, and we will have them out guaranteed first thing tomorrow morning." She paused, as if bracing herself for another rejection. "Is that something your travel plans can accommodate, sir?"
I considered for a moment then shrugged. "Sure, why the hell not. Throw in a free meal and you've got yourself a deal," I said as I pulled up my boarding pass on my phone. "Derrick King. I'm in first class. And if you can push me back to midday tomorrow, that'll be fine as well." I held out my phone to her for her to scan, which she did. "Can you also make sure and rearrange the first class a little so my friend Christian Bianchi can sit next to his wife? They're both on standby."
"Of course, sir."
I strolled back over to Christian and smiled at him. "So you'll be all set, man. When the plane arrives in an hour or so, you and your lovely bride'll be on it."
"Brother, you just saved my ass. Lemme at least buy you a drink before we get out of here." He reached over and tapped his bride, who was still watching some video on her phone. "Babe, we're both on the next flight, but I'm going to have a drink with my old buddy who gave up his seat so we can both flight out, okay? I'll be back before you know it."
"No worries, babes," she said to him before turning her gaze onto me, as if noticing me for the first time. Her voice is dripping with an urban London accent. That thousand-watt smile nearly blasts me back a few feet, soft blue eyes fixing on me until I almost feel a little uncomfortable. "You're a lifesaver, man. We just couldn't wait any longer to get home, but don't let me keep you boys. Go, have a pint and get back here before we're supposed to board."
"I'll make sure to have him back before you know it, miss," I said to her, as Christian was dragging himself up to his feet. As he's standing up, I see her reach over and squeeze his forearm with her hand for a moment. The gesture seems to have some meaning, as I see him nod back in return.
We walk down a couple of gates to a small bar, talking along the way. "So what the hell are you doing in London, Derrick?"
I sigh, shrugging a little. "It's a passthrough point, mostly. I did a little networking while I was here, but I spent a week in Mumbai, setting up a call center there before flying over to Dublin to set up another call center there. After all of that, I figured I'd get a day worth of work here in with the local office before I flew back to Seattle. I'm supposed to be back at work on Monday, but when you're the boss, you can tap out for an extra day if you really need to, and what kind of friend would I be if I didn't help out an old classmate?"
"You haven't seen me in almost twenty years, Der," he laughed. "I wouldn't have blamed you if you didn't even recognize me." We stepped into the little bar and moved up to the counter. "Pint of Guinness and..." He looked at me, prompting my order.
"Full Coke with a shot of your strongest rum in it."