To every gentleman in need of female companionship and affection...your dream doctor. Literally.
***Dr. Angela Starr: The Hypnothe-Rapist***
SS36:
STARR SCORES VI—"Avenging Forthwith"
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36 stories, six (square root of 36) now belong to this series. averaging out to one of each of these six "Hypnothe-Rapist" stories for every six of the Smokey Sagas thus far. Just a coincidence. Absolutely nothing to do with
this
actual story itself, however. Another coincidence: this is going to appear on the site, at the time of writing and submission, around the same point the original "Hypnothe-Rapist"—part one—will reach its 30,000th view. Okay, I am through with that now. On with the story.
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November 3rd, 8:00 a.m.
Angela stepped out from her office, dropped by the water fountain for a drink and swung over to Paula's recep area where she had just gotten in and set her things down. She held a small package behind her back.
"Good morning, World's Greatest Receptionist!" she smiled cheerily. "How are we doing today then?"
Paula laughed. "Why, just splendid, World's Greatest Angie Starr," she replied impishly. "Thyself?"
"Am I ever less than ecstatic?" Angie Starr queried rhetorically. She handed Paula the small box she'd been concealing.
"Aw, what's this for?" asked Paula. "It's not my birthday, and...come to think of it, it's not yours, either."
"No, but it
is
National Tell Your Coworkers The Truth About Themselves And How You Feel About Them And If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say Then Don't Say Anything At All Day," Angela explained. "And that's just precisely what this is."
Paula gazed blankly at her with a knowing smirk.
"You are
totally
insulting my intelligence with a lie of that size and transparence, and I frankly don't even care," she teased, accepting the gift. She opened the box, whipped out the protective tissue wrap, and found a royal blue coffee mug inside.
"Aw!" Paula was touched. "A mug! Thank you!"
"Read it."
Paula obliged with a chuckle.
"'World's Greatest Receptionist.'"
Angie held out her hands. "The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but."
Paula shined it up on her sleeve. "Oh, Starr, thank you so, so much, I absolutely
love
it, but you didn't have to."
"Oh, but I
did
," Angela corrected. "You see, had I not, someone else may have given it to
their
receptionist, and consequently they'd have been mistaken in having done so, as only
I
actually
do
in fact boast the one and only World's Greatest Receptionist."
Paula was so touched she almost got a tear welled up in her eye. Obviously, both knew full well that this mug and dozens of sales items like it were marketed in Hallmarks and gift shops all over, and this certainly wasn't the first time someone had gifted this particular objet to his or her esteemed front desk assistant, nor would it be the last. But Paula wasn't about to start being a stickler about such things this morning.
"Well, how sweet," she said, choosing a prominent spot in her cube to display the fancy mug. "Now
I
just have to find one that says 'World's Greatest Boss.'"
"Yeah, and be quick about it too," Angie joked. "So—oh! Did you have a chance to set the clocks back?"
"I was literally
just
about to do that," replied Paula, starting with the one in the cube right beside her.
"'Atta girl. So how was your Halloween?"
"Oh," Paula exited the cube to fix the clocks in the waiting room and the hall. "Not bad. Dave and I dressed up like Jack Skellington and Sally, that was fun. The turnout was a little less than we would've liked, though. We gave out tons of candy to the kids who
did
come around, but we still had a heaping pile left over. But oh well, I'd rather have too much than not enough."
"I know exactly what you mean," agreed Angela. "I've gotten to know a lot of the parents and kids around my neighborhood now, but where I grew up, after my friends and I got too old to keep going, our visitors got real sparse too. It's a little sad in a way, but y'know, the next generation could start showing up in
droves
any year now."
"Right you are as always. And...all righty!" Paula wound back the last office clock, placed it in its spot on the wall and clapped her hands off. "There we are; Daylight Savings Time is officially over. And I'll take down the Halloween decorations when I've got a few spare moments. Then later on this week I'll bring in the Christmas stuff and start with it."
"Good woman!" praised Angie. "So, whom have we on the books today?"
"Well, let's just go ahead and find out, shall we..." Paula said, pacing her speech till she could get back into the cube. "Uh-huh, yes...here we are. A...Mr. Ben Bales first up today, at 9:00. Newbie, introductory session. Seemed pretty urgent on the phone."
Angela loved new patients. "Awesome!" she smiled. "Well, just go ahead and send h—"
Coincidentally, right at this moment the front door popped open, and in scurried a panting gentleman, whipping off his coat.
"Whew!" He approached the front desk, shivering off. "Hi, uh...I'm Ben Bales, here for my appointment. Sorry I'm a little late. I got here as fast as I could."
Paula and Angie stared at him for a moment, then turned to one another. Paula quickly double-checked the schedule.
"Uh...good morning, Mr. Bales, pleasure to meet you..." Paula greeted, a bit hesitantly. "Eh, tell me, sir, do you recall for when exactly your appointment was scheduled?"
Mr. Ben Bales looked at the two of them with an odd expression.
"I'm...pretty sure it was 9:00, right? I mean, that
is
what time it is right n—..."
He turned to the waiting room clock as he spoke. His voice trailed off as he noted the time its hands read. His own expression twisted into a facial question mark. He checked his cell, which unbeknownst to him had automatically adjusted to end DST.
"
What
the..." He appeared dumbfounded.
"Oh, dear," said Angie, having figured out this gentleman's confusion. "Mr. Bales, did you forgot to set your clocks back?"
A look of embarrassed realization came over Ben Bales' face. Seeing what was going on, Paula jumped in to see if she could alleviate his uncomfortable situation.
"Well...that may still be okay, Mr. Bales," she told him. "You're Dr. Starr's first patient today, and if we were losing an hour, that might be a problem, but we're gaining one instead, so you're actually early, not late. And..." She gestured to Angela. "If...Dr. Starr is ready for you right now, then we don't have to make you wait the whole hour. That's, eh...that's up to her, though."
"Oh, certainly!" Angela confirmed. "Mr. Bales, why don't you give the World's Greatest Receptionist, Mrs. Paula Saunders here, your ID and insurance information, and I'll be right back in my office, across from the restroom. You can come on back anytime you're ready, and we'll get started!"
Paula and Mr. Ben Bales got the formalities squared away. She Xeroxed his ID, gave him his new patient form and indicated him down the hall to where Dr. Starr was waiting. Angie looked up to see him with her warm, beatific smile.
"Well, hello there, Mr. Bales!" she stood to shake his hand. "Long time no see!" she quipped. "How've you been?"
Ben managed a smirk, but for the most part wasn't in the mood to laugh. He shook her hand, wandered to her sofa bed, slipped off his shoes and crawled up onto it like her pet.
"Well, welcome to my palace, Mr. Bales," Angela grinned proudly. "It's lovely to meet you, and I'm so happy you've come. So then, let's get a file started for you..." She retrieved an empty folder and some blank paper and scribbled down his name.
"...And...how may I help you this beautiful morning?"
Wow, she's cheerful
, he thought.
"Well, uh..." he opened with a sigh, "It's...it's about my mother."
"Uh-huh, okay, I see...please go on."
He exhaled uncomfortably. This was plainly uneasy for him to talk about.
"It's all right," Angie urged, in her familiarly calming manner. "This is the safest place in the world, Mr. Bales. You can trust me. While you're here with me, I'm your best friend, and anything you tell me will be both treated with the seriousness it deserves, and kept in the strictest confidence. Feel free to share anything and everything you wish with me."
"Okay," said Ben. He shut his eyes and winced his face into a grimace.
"...My mother is dead."
Angie's face clouded with sympathy.
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" she said. "And this happened recently?"
He nodded. "Last week."
Angie scribbled on the pad. "How terrible," she empathized. "Well, I'm very very sad to hear that awful news, Ben, but, I'm so glad you've come to me so I can help you through it."
"Yeah, well, there's a little more to it than just that. And at this point I'm doubtful
anyone
can help me, but I'm willing to try."
"Good. Now, Ben, obviously I can see that you're hurting, and I don't mean to abruptly flip the subject on you, or take time away from our work on your problem—it's just that at the same time, this is our introductory interview, and along with your issues you need help on, I want to collect some personal info so I can put it to use in assisting me to heal you."
He nodded, taking a deep breath. "'Kay. I'll be strong for ya."
Angela smiled warmly. "Good man. And the
better
news is..." She lowered her voice and leaned in towards him a few inches. "...We're not
really
supposed to do this, technically, Ben—and I won't tell anyone if you won't—but I'm gonna reward you for forgetting to set your clock back. Since you got here an hour early, and you happened to be my first patient of the day, I've decided to give you that extra hour's worth of treatment, because I feel you could use it. But I won't charge you more for it."
Ben looked up at her with visible love and gratitude in his eyes. His lips seemed to curl up towards a smile for the first time.
"Wow, that's...that's so nice. Thank you, Doctor, eh...Starr."