To every gentleman in need of female companionship and affection...your dream doctor. Literally.
*The Hypnothe-Rapist*
SMOKEY SAGAS #20:
STARR SCORES IV—"The Man Called Dennis"
***
August 9th, 9:31 a.m.
Angie slid open the window and welcomed the summer morning breeze into her office with open lungs.
She closed her eyes, smiled and inhaled the balmy air. She was in such a wonderful mood. Everything was terrific: her day, her job, her life. She felt so happy she could burst.
The daily joys that filled her waking hours had long since instilled her with optimism. Dr. Angela Starr's upbringing took a form only idealized in the minds of most. It seemed as though things always went right for her and her luck never ran out, up to and including the current five and a half-year-long success of her clinic and her practice.
There were very few lessons she had to learn the hard way. Fortunately, she had avoided life's big mistakes and grew more resilient from the smaller ones. She worked hard, she played hard...she did
other
hard things...
She was a pretty normal kid growing up, with one notable distinction. While her friends and peers tried to get away with staying up past their bedtimes as children and teens, Angie could hardly
wait
to hit the sack every night. The fact was, since early childhood, she'd always harbored a particular fascination with sleep. The sooner-or-later involuntary transformation from consciousness to unconsciousness. It intrigued her no end how she could drop to sleep with such suddenness she didn't even realize it, and eight hours could go by in what felt like the wink—no pun intended—of an eye.
And when she wasn't sleeping herself, she delighted in taking in the vision of others sleeping. Her parents taking a late afternoon/evening nap, her brother or sister sleeping in on a Saturday, even their dog. She would study the facial expressions they made sleeping—even the dog—trying to speculate if they were dreaming, what about, was it a nice dream, how did it make them feel, did they remember anything once they woke up, whether they got up on the proverbial right or wrong side of the bed...
As she continued growing, she only threw herself more energetically into the world of sleep. She wanted to know everything there was to know about it, and then some. She couldn't exactly major in it in school, but she could throw together a schedule of scholastic courses like biology, physiology, psychology, chemistry, medicine and so forth. It took her a while to determine precisely what she wished to do with the rest of her life, but once she discovered hypnosis—and hypnotherapy—she saw her path to happiness and fulfillment appear in plain sight before her.
She quickly identified and stuck to the perfect nightly sleeping regimen for herself: silk pajamas, a third of a glass of Brita filtered water, Melatonin, 600-thread count cotton sheets with a comforter to match, a polyester sleeping mask—of the same brand she gave her patients to wear—and a stuffed animal to occupy her otherwise restless arms. She wasn't a big tosser-turner by nature, but her arms did tend to make some waves in the mattress.
It was basic common knowledge that a good night's sleep correlated to a happy body and mind which thanked their owner for it. A bad night's sleep, conversely, was one of the leading causes of general depression in a given day. Angela couldn't wrap her head around the idea that she herself—or any other human being, for the matter—would or could willfully sacrifice sleep, for any reason. With all of these things in mind, what could be a more noble, finer career path than helping people subconsciously cure personal difficulties while also getting them caught up on the replenishing tonic of sleep?
After opening her window to this mild August morn, she sat, opened her laptop, brought up her patient database, readied her pen and pad, and pressed the intercom button.
"Paula?"
"
Hi, Starr!
" her receptionist's voice came through. "
You've got three confirmed appointments today and one cancellation
."
"Really...oh well, that's too bad, but maybe someone else in need'll be able to take advantage of that cancellation."
"
Hey, maybe we should put out a bulletin
," Paula dryly joked. "
Oh—first patient now arriving, newbie, named...Dennis Lunder
."
"Terrific!" said Angela, always thrilled to meet newbies. She inserted some extra space in her laptop spreadsheet to enter him into her patient log, and in went his name. "Just send him on back anytime he's ready!"
Mr. Dennis Lunder had parked crookedly in his parking space, diagonally, no less, turning the parking space into a parallelogram. He fumbled his way into 2125 Columbia Street. He looked very weary, with red, unfocused eyes. He made his way up to the front desk, blinking repeatedly.
"My gosh, Mr. Lunder, is everything all right?" a concerned Paula wished to know.
"Yeah...eh...well, no, not really, actually," he replied, "I'm just pretty anxious to see the doctor."
"Okay, well, she's all ready for you," Paula assured him, handing him a new patient form. "And you don't have to fill this out right now, you can do it afterwards if you prefer."
"Thanks," he muttered, accepting the form with one hand and rubbing his eyes with the other. When he opened them, he asked, "Which, uh...?"
"Oh—" She pointed her thumb directly behind her. "Straight back, right across from the restroom. Door's open, you'll see her."
He yawned and tossed her an A-OK sign. When he got back to her office, there she was, scribbling something at the top of her notepad, eyeglasses on. Her hair was scrunchied back, and she had on feathered slippers and a nightgown a color he couldn't identify. If blue and silver were mixed together on a palette, the result would be the color of this nightgown.
She didn't immediately see him at first, so he wandered in a few feet. When his shadow caught the corner of her eye, she looked up. "Oh! Mr. Lunder, I presume?"
He nodded, pawing at his dry, itchy eyes. "'S me..." he confirmed, a bit sourly, it seemed to Angie.
She popped up from her chair. "Hi!" she greeted with her unforgettable cheerful bubbliness. "I'm so happy to meet you. I'm Dr. Angela Starr. You can call me Dr. Starr, Angela, Doc, whichever you like...be honest with you, Angie's my favorite, but, I know some patients feel funny about calling their doctor by her first name—
or
her nickname. So you just call me whichever of those you're comfiest with, and I'll do the same for you. D'you prefer Dennis, or Mr. Lunder, or something else?"
That was a little much for him to take all at once. "Uhhh...Dennis is fine."
"Excellent! Okay, Dennis, my friend, why don't you go ahead and have a seat..." she urged, gesturing him to the sofa bed, "And we can go ahead and get rolling."
He obeyed, and she resumed her therapist throne at the same time. "So, Dennis, tell me..." She slipped on her eyeglasses, started a fresh piece of paper in her pad, and clicked on her pen. "What brings you to my palace of divine healing this morning?"
There was something about this lady's magnetic personality that he found appealing and comforting. She also appeared to have pretty green eyes. She and her eyes would have been even more of a breath of fresh air had he not been grappling with his disorder.
He stared up at her with two pleading, itching eyes, fanning despair into the atmosphere. "Insomnia."
Angela's face fell. Her heart fainted.
"Oh my gosh," she reacted, welling up with concerned empathy. "I'm
so