BACKGROUND
I used to be one lazy SOB. A little overweight, not very motivated, and well, slovenly. All of that changed when one afternoon when I was plopped on the sofa and the TV remote quit working. If you knew me then, you would know how much this pissed me off. I got up and changed the batteries, but the damn thing still didn't work. SO I took off the cover and started messing with the insides. (I am a plumber by trade, so I had no idea what the hell I was doing in there.)
Well I messed around with it for a few minutes, using some of my plumbing tools, then got pissed off and threw it. "Piece of shit!!" I yelled. I went over and picked it up and put the cover back on it. As I was stupidly pointing it at the TV and pushing the useless buttons, my girlfriend Kimberly walked in.
She was short, plump, and not all that pretty, but she usually put up with my shit, and didn't yell when we argued, so I kept her around. She said, "What are you bitching at now?"
"The goddamn remote is busted! Look!!" I pushed one of the buttons.
She got a faraway look in her eyes and said, "What do you want me to do?"
I was pissed. "Fuck you!" I said. "You can suck my dick, you bitch!"
No one was more shocked than I was when she walked over, pulled down my sweatpants and started sucking my cock.
I later discovered that the remote only works on women.
Chapter 6 - Moving Day pt 2
After Brenda left, I supervised the movers for about two more hours, and they were about finished when Jill pulled up in her black 4X4 pickup truck. I walked over and greeted her, and offered my hand to help her down from the truck; she looked very small next to the massive truck. Instead of taking my hand, she swung down from the driver's seat on her own, and landed lightly on the driveway. She gave me a smug smile and said, "Thanks, but I can handle it."
Jill was wearing a pair of tight jeans that were cut low at the waist. A snug-fitting yellow-and-orange striped tank top showed off her large, firm breasts, even though it was modestly cut. She wore yellow canvas sneakers on her feet, and as she was getting out of the truck, I caught a glimpse of a pink and black thong above her jeans.
We walked up to the house and I gave her a quick tour of the five bedrooms, the rec. room, and showed her the pool. We came back into the kitchen and were met by Greg and Chip. I signed their paperwork and thanked both of them for a job well done. Chip clapped Greg on the back and said, "It's amazing what you can accomplish with the proper motivation, eh Greg?"
Greg looked like he wanted to hide under a rock, but Chip laughed all the way out the door.
Once they were gone, Jill asked what I needed help with. I knew that the careful and efficient Hispanic ladies would be here in the morning to unpack everything, so I wasn't too worried about that. I said, "Why don't you help me unpack some of the kitchen stuff, and we can find a snack. I'm starved."
She started to look through the mounds of boxes, and I zapped her with the remote. Now that I had her alone, I intended to take full advantage. "What do you want me to do?" she said with that faraway look in her eyes.
"I'm going to play some music on this boom box. When you hear the music, you are going to strip for me. I want you to be hot and sexy as you take off your clothes. It will make you happy to tease me, and you are not uncomfortable being naked in front of me. Do you understand?"
"Yes." she said. I pushed OFF. She started looking around again for kitchen boxes.
I found the boom box and put in a CD with some old-school Prince music. I had heard these songs in strip clubs many times in the past.
As soon as she heard the music, Jill closed her eyes and started dancing. I hopped up and sat on the kitchen counter to enjoy the show. She caressed her body through her clothes for a moment, and then slowly peeled off her shirt to reveal a pink bra with no shoulder straps and black trim. She gyrated around, and then facing me, she dipped her hand into the front of her jeans. Looking straight into my eyes, she slowly brought her hand out and licked her middle finger. I shuddered involuntarily. She was so incredibly hot!
She spun around away and bent over at the waist, displaying her perfect ass to me. Still moving in time to the music, she slowly pulled down her jeans to reveal her matching pink and black thong and her tanned and toned legs. Turning back to face me, she stepped out of her jeans and kicked them aside. She had a tattoo of Poppa Smurf on her lower left abdomen, right above her hipbone.
She bent down and traced her fingers up her leg from her slim ankle all the way to her thigh. Again she faced away from me and this time she unhooked her bra and removed it. She stroked her extended leg with the bra, slowly traveling upwards until she stopped at her upper thigh right before the tiny thong began. Then she abruptly turned to face me, hands on her hips. Her beautiful breasts bounced slightly after her body came to a stop. She had no tan lines.
She danced over to me and she leaned forward to rub her glorious breasts against my crowded pants. I tried to grab a handful of her boobs, but she danced back over to the center of the room, and gave me a wicked smile. Wearing nothing now but her tiny thong, she bent over again with her legs together and spanked her ass, the sound echoing through the great room.
Very slowly now, she peeled the thong down over her butt and down her legs to the floor. She leg her feet slide along the floor until she had done the splits and her naked pussy was resting on my kitchen floor. She drew up her knees and spun around on her ass until she was facing me again, then opened her legs so I could see her snatch. She was shaved completely bald, and I could see the puffy lips of her pussy. She reached down to her cunt and spread it wide open with her two fingers. I could see it was very wet and inviting.
The song ended, and with her in that position, I zapped her with the remote again. "Now answer some questions for me." I was surprised that my voice was a little rough. My throat had gone dry during her sexy dance. "Are you married?"
"No." she said.
"Tell me about your sex life."
"I don't really have one. I've slept with a few guys, but sex has never really been that important to me. I'm not dating anyone, and I've been concentrating on work."
"Good." I said. "Here are your instructions, listen carefully. You like me very much. You are my girlfriend now. You are going to find yourself very horny, and you have the urge to explore your sexuality fully. You will enjoy sex with me. You will find satisfaction in turning me on. If there is something you fantasize about, or you have not done and would like to try, you will suggest to me that we try it. You are very comfortable with me and can tell me anything. Do you understand?"
"Yes." She said.
