BACKGROUND
I used to be one lazy SOB. A little overweight, not very motivated, and well, slovenly. All of that changed when one afternoon when I was plopped on the sofa and the TV remote quit working. If you knew me then, you would know how much this pissed me off. I got up and changed the batteries, but the damn thing still didn't work. SO I took off the cover and started messing with the insides. (I am a plumber by trade, so I had no idea what the hell I was doing in there.)
Well I messed around with it for a few minutes, using some of my plumbing tools, then got pissed off and threw it. "Piece of shit!!" I yelled. I went over and picked it up and put the cover back on it. As I was stupidly pointing it at the TV and pushing the useless buttons, my girlfriend Kimberly walked in.
She was short, plump, and not all that pretty, but she usually put up with my shit, and didn't yell when we argued, so I kept her around. She said, "What are you bitching at now?"
"The goddamn remote is busted! Look!!" I pushed one of the buttons.
She got a faraway look in her eyes and said, "What do you want me to do?"
I was pissed. "Fuck you!" I said. "You can suck my dick, you bitch!"
No one was more shocked than I was when she walked over, pulled down my sweatpants and started sucking my cock.
I later discovered that the remote only works on women.
Chapter 6 - Moving Day pt 2
After Brenda left, I supervised the movers for about two more hours, and they were about finished when Jill pulled up in her black 4X4 pickup truck. I walked over and greeted her, and offered my hand to help her down from the truck; she looked very small next to the massive truck. Instead of taking my hand, she swung down from the driver's seat on her own, and landed lightly on the driveway. She gave me a smug smile and said, "Thanks, but I can handle it."
Jill was wearing a pair of tight jeans that were cut low at the waist. A snug-fitting yellow-and-orange striped tank top showed off her large, firm breasts, even though it was modestly cut. She wore yellow canvas sneakers on her feet, and as she was getting out of the truck, I caught a glimpse of a pink and black thong above her jeans.
We walked up to the house and I gave her a quick tour of the five bedrooms, the rec. room, and showed her the pool. We came back into the kitchen and were met by Greg and Chip. I signed their paperwork and thanked both of them for a job well done. Chip clapped Greg on the back and said, "It's amazing what you can accomplish with the proper motivation, eh Greg?"
Greg looked like he wanted to hide under a rock, but Chip laughed all the way out the door.
Once they were gone, Jill asked what I needed help with. I knew that the careful and efficient Hispanic ladies would be here in the morning to unpack everything, so I wasn't too worried about that. I said, "Why don't you help me unpack some of the kitchen stuff, and we can find a snack. I'm starved."
She started to look through the mounds of boxes, and I zapped her with the remote. Now that I had her alone, I intended to take full advantage. "What do you want me to do?" she said with that faraway look in her eyes.
"I'm going to play some music on this boom box. When you hear the music, you are going to strip for me. I want you to be hot and sexy as you take off your clothes. It will make you happy to tease me, and you are not uncomfortable being naked in front of me. Do you understand?"
"Yes." she said. I pushed OFF. She started looking around again for kitchen boxes.
I found the boom box and put in a CD with some old-school Prince music. I had heard these songs in strip clubs many times in the past.
As soon as she heard the music, Jill closed her eyes and started dancing. I hopped up and sat on the kitchen counter to enjoy the show. She caressed her body through her clothes for a moment, and then slowly peeled off her shirt to reveal a pink bra with no shoulder straps and black trim. She gyrated around, and then facing me, she dipped her hand into the front of her jeans. Looking straight into my eyes, she slowly brought her hand out and licked her middle finger. I shuddered involuntarily. She was so incredibly hot!