How I Became Mayor

BACKGROUND

I used to be one lazy SOB. A little overweight, not very motivated, and well, slovenly. All of that changed when one afternoon when I was plopped on the sofa and the TV remote quit working. If you knew me then, you would know how much this pissed me off. I got up and changed the batteries, but the damn thing still didn't work. SO I took off the cover and started messing with the insides. (I am a plumber by trade, so I had no idea what the hell I was doing in there.)

Well I messed around with it for a few minutes, using some of my plumbing tools, then got pissed off and threw it. "Piece of shit!!" I yelled. I went over and picked it up and put the cover back on it. As I was stupidly pointing it at the TV and pushing the useless buttons, my girlfriend Kimberly walked in.

She was short, plump, and not all that pretty, but she usually put up with my shit, and didn't yell when we argued, so I kept her around. She said, "What are you bitching at now?"

"The goddamn remote is busted! Look!!" I pushed one of the buttons.

She got a faraway look in her eyes and said, "What do you want me to do?"

I was pissed. "Fuck you!" I said. "You can suck my dick, you bitch!"

No one was more shocked than I was when she walked over, pulled down my sweatpants and started sucking my cock.

Chapter 2 - The Real Estate Agent

Brenda was tall and thin, and probably 30 years old. She was around 6 feet tall with long legs and small breasts. Her light skin contrasted with her dark brown hair. She was dressed in a dark business suit and skirt, with a loose white blouse and high heels. She was very pretty, if a little to stiff and formal.

I opened the door and pressed the button on the remote. She got a faraway look in her eyes and said, "What do you want me to do?"

I said, "Come in and take off all of your clothes. Just leave them in a pile next to the door." Then come over to the table and have a seat." She did exactly as I said.

Brenda's hair was straight and shoulder-length. She had full lips and straight, white teeth. Her small breasts were very perky and her brown nipples stood out proudly, pointing upward toward the ceiling. Her dark pubic hair was neatly trimmed into a heart-shape around her bare pussy. She had a small firm ass, and a scar on one knee from what must have been surgery.

When we were sitting at the table, I gave her instructions, "You and I are going to talk about selling my house. While we are discussing it, you will not be aware that you are naked. You will do anything necessary to sell my house for the best price possible, even if you have to fuck the buyer on the kitchen table and eat out his wife to close the deal."

I continued, "While you are selling my house, you will find me another house to buy. It will have to be at least twice the value of this house, and owned by a single woman. I will handle the negotiations, and you will not be surprised at the low price I am able to command."

"Now answer some questions for me. Are you married?"

"Divorced"

"Children?"

"None."

"Seeing anyone?"

"Not lately."

"Good. You are going to help me a lot in the next few weeks. If I need you for something I will call you and you will act on my instructions immediately. I am your most important customer until I have finished moving into my new house. You will also think of me as the sexiest man you know, and it will give you great satisfaction to pleasure sexually me whenever I ask. Do you understand?"

"Yes."

"Good." I pressed the OFF button. Brenda's eyes came back into focus. She looked up at me with a big smile and said, "Well how about you give me a tour and I'll take some pictures. If we hurry, we can still get the listing on the Internet tonight, and I might have to blow the newspaper editor, but we'll get it in Saturday's paper, too."

As I walked around the house, stark-naked Brenda snapped some pictures and made some notes. When we got back to the kitchen table, she typed everything into her laptop and uploaded the listing and photos to the internet, then she called the newspaper and browbeat them into adding the listing to the Saturday paper.

Then she sat down and started looking for a new house for me. When she had selected a few, she turned the laptop around to me so I could browse through them. As I started looking at them, she came over and sat on the table next to the laptop. Without looking up, I reached over between her legs and started gently rubbing her pussy lips with my index finger.

She leaned back a little and said, "Mmmmm, that feels nice. Damn you are a sexy man. Is there anything I can do to get your attention away from that screen for a few minutes?"

Without looking up, I said, "Why don't you just lay here on the table and play with yourself for a few minutes while I look at these, then I will have you make some appointments for us to see them tomorrow."

I could hear her soft moans as I read through the listings. I chose a few houses that looked very nice, and according to Brenda's realty information, seemingly unattached women were offering them for sale. When I looked up from my work, Brenda had one finger buried in her ass and one in her pussy, while she rubbed her clit with the other hand. She was obviously enjoying herself, but was not too vigorous, just enjoying the sensations, it seemed.

I told her to get up off the table, and I stood up as well. I had her kneel and unzip my pants and suck my cock until it was hard. Her full lips felt great on my tool, and she had obviously had some practice at felatio. She knew what she was doing, and I was rock-hard in no time. I said she needed to call and make those appointments so we could walk through the houses I had selected, so she took out her cell phone and started to make the calls.

I stood behind her as she dialed with my boner still at attention. I gently pushed her forward as she leaned over the table and rubbed her wet pussy with the tip of my penis. She shivered as the head of my cock brushed her clit. I started working my way inside her pussy as she talked on the phone - she was very tight, so I worked slowly. She gasped as I finally got all the way in.

I stood there still for a moment, with my hard cock buried balls-deep in her cunt, while she finished making the appointment for the showing. She hung up, and I started slowly sliding out of her. When only my circumcised head was still inside her, I said, "Keep making your calls, I find it very sexy to fuck you while you are on the phone." Then I slowly started sliding back inside her, all the way to the hilt.

She moaned softly and said, "I'll try." She took three tries to dial the next number. She called her secretary and gave her the listings we wanted to see. In between gasps and moans, she told her to make the appointments for tomorrow, and call her back with the schedule. When she hung up, I thrust inside her suddenly, which earned me a sharp gasp from Brenda.

"My god, that feels so good." She breathed. Her pussy was tight and wet, and I increased the tempo of my thrusts, still using the full length of my tool. She spread her legs farther apart and braced herself against the table as I worked in an out of her. She leaned on the table with one hand and rubbed her clit with the other. Her moans were becoming louder and longer, and I could feel her pussy start to contract.

"Ooooooo my goooodd!" she wailed as she came. Her arm gave out and she lay facedown on the table, legs shaking as her orgasm vibrated through her. I drove my cock to the hilt in her and rode it out, gripping her hips and holding her tight ass against my stomach.

As it subsided, I pulled my cock out of her pussy with a "plop", and worked my thumb in and out of her wetness. When it was covered in her juices, I slowly began working it into her tight little asshole. She lay bent over the table, moaning as her butt opened up to me. When my thumb was fully inside her, I once again mounted her pussy with my hard cock, this time, working both her holes at the same time.

She squirmed and moaned loudly as I pumped in and out of her. She came again, wailing as she shuddered with pleasure. I could feel my orgasm building in my balls. After a few more quick strokes, I grabbed her hips with both hands and thrust deep inside her cunt. My cock blasted wads of hot cum into her deepest parts as she moaned with pleasure.

She slid herself off my cock, and athletically slid to her knees to lick and suck my cock clean as I leaned against the table for support. Once she had cleaned away all of our combined juices from my softening dick and balls, she stood up and embraced me. She said, "That was awesome. You are the best fuck I've ever had."

I put both hands on her ass and pulled her tight to me. I said, "You just worry about getting me into a new house, and there can be plenty more where that came from, Brenda."

She smiled at me for a moment; then her phone rang and her secretary gave her the schedule of showings for tomorrow. Brenda made arrangements for an Open House to show my place on Saturday, and hung up.

I had an idea, so I pushed the button on the remote and gave Brenda instructions to wake me every 2 hours during the night and suck my cock hard so we could have sex in a different position every time. She could choose the position, but never the same one twice until sunrise.

I pushed the OFF button and headed for the shower before bed. It was a long and very satisfying night. By morning, I was more than ready to head into town.