INTRODUCTION
I used to be one lazy SOB. A little overweight, not very motivated, and well, slovenly. All of that changed when one afternoon when I was plopped on the sofa and the TV remote quit working. If you knew me then, you would know how much this pissed me off. I got up and changed the batteries, but the damn thing still didn't work. SO I took off the cover and started messing with the insides. (I am a plumber by trade, so I had no idea what the hell I was doing in there.)
Well I messed around with it for a few minutes, using some of my plumbing tools, then got pissed off and threw it. "Piece of shit!!" I yelled. I went over and picked it up and put the cover back on it. As I was stupidly pointing it at the TV and pushing the useless buttons, my girlfriend Kimberly walked in.
She was short, plump, and not all that pretty, but she usually put up with my shit, and didn't yell when we argued, so I kept her around. She said, "What are you bitching at now?"
"The goddamn remote is busted! Look!!" I pushed one of the buttons.
She got a faraway look in her eyes and said, "What do you want me to do?"
I was pissed. "Fuck you!" I said. "You can suck my dick, you bitch!"
No one was more shocked than I was when she walked over, pulled down my sweatpants and started sucking my cock.
Chapter 1 – Discovery
You may have guessed that my busted TV remote had somehow changed into some kind of mind-control device. I didn't know it at the time, but my life was about to change for the better.
I didn't catch on at first. But after spending the rest of the day experimenting with my girlfriend/new slave, I discovered that whatever waves (or rays or whatever) were emitting from the remote left her completely open to my commands, and that I could make her do whatever I wanted. She could not resist. And when I finally pressed the OFF button, she didn't remember any of what she had done.
So I tried giving her suggestions and turning her OFF to see if she would act on them. She did. I left her cleaning the house from top to bottom - happy, naked, and singing Barry Manilowe songs. I took the remote to town to see if it would work on other people.
The first person I saw was the mailman. As I stopped to talk to him, I pushed the button on the remote, and suggested that he should take a break. He said he was far too busy and running behind. And he continued on his way with a friendly wave.
Hmm...I was confused. It didn't seem to work on him at all. I continued toward town, and came to a stoplight. There was an old woman crossing the street in front of me, walking her dog. I pushed the button on the remote and she stopped in the middle of the street and said, "What do you want me to do?" I said to her, "Turn around and go back" and then pushed OFF.
She did exactly as she was instructed, and as I pulled away from the corner, she was standing there waiting for the light to change again, as if nothing had happened. I realized then that maybe the remote only worked on women.
I had some more fun around town. I went into the grocery store and saw a nice looking woman in a short skirt in the canned goods aisle. I walked up close to her, and pushed the remote button. She said, "What do you want me to do?" I said "Hike up your skirt and bend over so I can see your ass." She did. And she stayed that way until I told her to stand back up. I told her to pull her skirt back down and pushed the OFF button and walked away. She selected a can of green beans from the shelf and continued her shopping.