After leaving my childhood home forcefully, and making a pitstop across the street to turn Amanda into my personal cocksucker, and her husband into my my dog Rover... I decided it was time to leave this shitstand of a town and head to none other than Hollywood. I just had to see if famous celebrities were just as easily influenced as normal folk were.
I convinced the pretty little stewardess to sneak me on board the airplane and hide me until we got to California. She gladly did, while letting me feel up her boobs, giving me her panties for a keepsake, letting me record her sweet mouth sucking hungrily on my snausage from my smart phone, and then sending her soon to be x boyfriend the video of her conquering her fear of getting into the mile high club, with or without him, by about mid trip. I let her go serve the passengers...messed up hair, smeared lipstick, and a definite I've just been fucked really hard grin plastered to her face and within the hour she was back in the cargo hold sucking my ballsack, begging to be fucked again, and just being my all around high altitude whore. We landed and she gave me her number and said anytime, anyplace, anything you need, just call me. I opened her mouth for her slightly and folded up her number on the piece of paper and told her to chew it up and swallow it whole like the load I dropped down her esophagus earlier. Her face fell from a bright ray of sunshine, into a black hole of sadness and loss. I told her it was only dick anyway...she should maybe reconcile with her fiancee and left her ass with that thought.....and pantiless.
I stepped off the plane and into the land of suntan oil, movie stars, and endless fantasies about whom to turn out first. It wasn't very hard to get into the Taylor Swift concert, after all. Not after security found out I was her cousin(wink wink) and doing a surprise visit, and so they escorted me into her personal dressing room. As the door closed, I picked up the scent of all her hair and makeup and stage products and it almost made me gag. Jeez the lengths stars go through to entertain their fans. If the poor sweet star only knew how hard she was going to have to work to please her number one fan and cousin(lmao)!
I listened to the sounds of her vocal chords belting out her famous teen angst problems, dating disasters, and her miserable take on the good boys vs the bad boy choices she usually made while picking a mate for the month. I imagined Taylor using those vocal cords to scream through an orgasm riding my dick like a midnight ponyexpress cowgirl type. I must have dozed off in her chair for awhile dreaming about things because when she entered her dressing room and stopped short we both noticed my cock trying to break free of its denim prison.
She was dazzling, sparkling, glittery, and all smiles.
"How did you make it into my personal dressing room on some fake ass cousin story," Taylor asked point blank.
"And who are you? And how can I help you, to hurry you along with whatever it is you wanted from me?" she also asked.
I came to reality with a crashing thunder of blood rushing through my ears, my head, and my already hardened like morning wood member standing at attention.
"And what, praytell, are you going to do with that weapon sticking out the front of your drawers and pushing the fabric so tight I'm thinking it was wedging your jeans into your buttcheeks? Like a self wedgie. Well Mister don't have a lot to say....are you going to unzip the back of my costume so I can start to get out of my stage dress?" Taylor asked the fourth unanswered question of me.
I couldn't believe I hadn't said anything to Taylor yet and just stood mesmerized by an angel....you would have thought she was shoving her dick down my throat as quiet as I was...and man was I gonna be upset if she had a dick!
I fumbled with the zipper on her back and she shedded one complete layer of clothes onto the floor, kicked off her shoes, and walked over to her phone to check for messages.
She let out a disgusted ugh sound and said to herself, quit texting me dickhead, before I write a song about how sad and pathetic a couple we would have made, followed by a hi sis, don't love you, can't stand you, and made a puking motion on the last person to text her, exclaiming that she had broken up with her cheating boyfriend, because she wasn't ready to give it up to him.
"Go screw Lindsay Lohan then champ....so I can name y'all the tramp and the champ!" she giggled hardily at her her own joke.
"Why in the damn hell would your boyfriend cheat on you? Your so gorgeous, I mean how could he get better?" I finally piped in with a comment.
"Cuz I don't give up my pussy to just any boyfriend," Ms. Swift replied.
"seeing as how your songs aren't about your divorcing people, may I assume you haven't given it up ever?" I inquired politely.
"No Peter for me until marriage," she replied with a wicked smile.
I just let out a long sigh.
"Why the long face!!?? Were you hoping to marry me and pull down my panties and use that baseball bat in front of your pants to satisfy me for life, til death do us part??" Taylor asked.
"Yes something like that. Except we are skipping the I do and the til death do us part of your pretty little equation you have in your head," I said.
"Now if your very tightly wrapped around your beliefs, Taylor, you aren't going to want to jump off a bridge if you accidentally had a little pre-marital sex are you?" I asked with my own broadening smile.
"Exactly what are you talking about and who the F are you walking in here talking to me like that?" Was her retort.
Her eyes narrowed to slits, taking one last look at my my two man pup tent before looking me directly in the eye.
"I'm Chris, my pretty lady, and I'm going to give you some instructions now that your going to follow to the letter. So, as to make my day a happier one! Understood Blondie locks?" I wanted to know.
She reached her long arm all the way back to slap me I assume.
"Ms. Swift, freeze! Your every thought, action, movement, and word...just freeze!" I commanded.