The people who said it wasn't really acting just didn't know how effortless Jackie made it look. Hit your marks, watch your eye line, flash that perfect smile that never changed but never let it look fake, stick to the script and make the whole thing look and sound totally impromptu. All while dealing with the unpredictability of someone on the other side of the mike who really wasn't acting, and having to play off of their unscripted answers. Jackie might not look like she was acting, but the people who looked like they were acting never made it anywhere in this business.
She bared her teeth for just a moment, glancing at herself in the mirror to make sure her honey-blonde hair looked good. One advantage of the location this time, she had plenty of mirrors to look into. "Check, check," she said, then looked over at Gary, her cameraman. "Pick-up mike working? That a good level?"
Gary gave a thumbs-up. And showtime... "This is Jackie Christopher for 'Hollywood Insight'," she said, giving the camera her most dazzling smile and turning up the energy in her voice. "And we're here today with one of the wizards of Hollywood, Edwin Stanton, who's going to show us a few 'tricks of the trade' in the special effects industry!"
She turned towards Ed, making sure to swivel just enough that the camera could still see her face, and gestured to the cosmetics equipment in front of her. "So, Ed, with CGI being so big, how much of your work is still spent in front of a make-up table?" Although her smile never wavered, inwardly she grimaced. This was going to be a tough one, way tougher than a pre-recorded puff piece like this should be. She'd been getting this weird vibe off of Ed ever since they showed up, a sort of strange mixture of lust and terror that had left him looking down at his shoes when she was looking at him and looking up at her breasts when he thought she wasn't paying attention. It was probably a good thing Hollywood had come calling, or instead of a 'wizard of Hollywood', he'd be 'that creepy guy who lives in his mom's basement and makes models all the time.' Until they found all the bodies, of course. Then he'd be 'such a quiet boy, who would have thought?'
That was probably unfair, Jackie admitted. Lots of nerdy guys were uncomfortable around strong, confident women without taking it all the way out into creepy psycho territory. He probably just felt happier around plastic women who didn't talk back. But even if he was just a normal, everyday loser, Jackie knew she was going to have to do all the work in this interview. With Ed so withdrawn and awkward, she was going to have to fill in all his silences and--
"Oh, you'd be amazed, Jackie," Ed replied with a sudden, charming grin. "Sure, computer graphics have their place, but a lot of the tricks of the trade haven't changed in fifty years. Some of the best effects are the simplest." He picked up a bucket from behind a table. "Take this, for example. It's one of the staples of the special effects industry, used for everything from stage blood to fake tears to artificial perspiration." Astonishingly, he shot her a wink. "And I don't mean CPR."
Jackie might have been surprised, but she'd been working in television long enough to be able to roll with the punches. "Sounds interesting!" she said, peering into the bucket. It looked like it was filled with water. "Is it some sort of 'secret formula'?" She added a flirtatious lilt to her voice. It wasn't really any kind of innuendo, but the right inflection would make it sound like one. And that wouldn't exactly hurt her Q rating.
"Actually, it's mostly just glycerine," Ed said, popping on a latex glove he pulled from his pocket and swirling his hand around in the fluid. Sure enough, it moved less easily than water, flowing around his fingers with a slightly oozy thickness. "Everybody in the business adds their own little special ingredients to make it do what they want it to, and I'm no exception, but it starts with the same stuff you buy in the corner drugstore. Go ahead and touch, it's perfectly safe."
Jackie looked around for a moment. There didn't seem to be a box of gloves anywhere, and Ed hadn't mentioned this bit anywhere in their pre-show talk. Jackie started to get the feeling she'd been played. "If it's so safe," she said, trying to make it sound playful, "then why are you wearing a glove?"
"It's slippery stuff," Ed said smoothly. The glycerine wasn't all that was slippery, she decided. "When you're doing a lot of delicate work, it's easier to wear a glove to handle it than to wash your hands a lot. But really, it's harmless. You're probably wearing glycerine right now in your lipstick. Go ahead, see how it feels."
Jackie couldn't stop herself from wincing as she tentatively dipped her fingers into the clear liquid, but she at least managed to make it the kind of cute grimace that would make audiences squeal and giggle. Honestly, couldn't he have warned her about this? It wasn't like she couldn't fake surprise. But no, he probably just wanted to make her squirm a little. Jerk.
"There," he said. "Not so bad, is it?" Actually, it wasn't. It felt a little cool to the touch at first, but it also felt nice and silky smooth against her skin. She rubbed her fingers together, noticing the way they slid easily over each other. "We use it for lots of things. It doubles for sweat, tears, drool--the alien in 'Alien' drooled glycerine, for example. Well, they actually drooled K-Y jelly, but that's another formula based on glycerine."
Jackie took her hand back out of the bucket, noticing the way that the liquid drizzled slowly off her fingers just like the drool from the mouth of a slavering alien beastie. She felt the thin coating of slick fluid warming up against her skin, going from that initial cool sensation to a pleasant, almost numbing warmth. "So how are you going to use this today?" she asked, getting her mind back on her work. "Going to mix us up a batch of stage blood?" She gave the last words a nice shuddery tone, the kind of thing that would play well in the weeks before Halloween.
Ed grinned conspiratorially at her. "Oh, your audience has probably already seen that one, Jackie. Let's give them something a little more interesting, shall we?"
Part of Jackie felt a little bit irritated at the way Ed kept going off-script, but she let it slide off as she matched his smile with her own. Sometimes these interviews went places you didn't expect them to. It wouldn't do any good to get upset about it now. Jackie let go of her irritation with surprising ease and said, "What did you have in mind, Ed?"
He pulled off the latex glove, then reached into a drawer and pulled out a tray of what looked like little black circles. "Well, I thought we might do a little transformation on you, Jackie. Just to show the folks at home how easy our special effects wizardry really is."
Actually, Jackie thought, flicking the excess glycerine off her fingers, that did sound like a pretty good idea. They could always edit the piece down, time-lapse out some of the boring make-up parts and give it a little 'before/after' angle. And besides, it might be neat to get turned into a monster. "Sure!" she said. "Where do we start?"
"Well," Ed said, holding up the tray and patting the make-up chair, "when we do the same character applications for a lot of people, we have a sort of assembly-line process. Basically, we add the applications uniformly to every person, and that lets them retain their distinctive looks while making them recognizably similar. For this application, we're going to start with the eyes. Just lay back, relax, and don't worry about a thing."
Jackie turned to the camera and wiggled her eyebrows just a little. "So what will you be turning me into?" she asked as she sat back in the chair. "Werewolf, vampire, zombie? Maybe a Klingon?" That should gain her a few points with the geek crowd.
Ed ratcheted the chair back into a reclining position, and leaned over her with a medicine dropper. Above him, she saw her own reflection in another mirror--that was a nice touch, she thought. It let someone see everything that he was doing to them without having to sit up and possibly disturb the make-up. He probably got a lot of curious subjects in a job like this. "Actually, I've been working on some concept designs for a sort of slave drone--all good creature effects start with the design, and we work from there. Here, the basic concept is that all these people have been turned into mindless thralls to a sort of wizard, and he's drained out their free will so they'll do whatever he says. Hold still."
Before Jackie could even speak, he dripped a few drops of fluid into each eye. "This is more of the glycerine mixture--it'll help the contacts go in, and it also numbs your eyes just a little bit so they feel more comfortable. Just hang on a moment while it does its work."
Jackie blinked a couple of times. It didn't sting or anything, but it made her eyes feel...weird. Sort of cool, and super wet, like she was trying to hold back tears... "You're sure this is safe?" she asked, hoping it sounded endearing.