Hi, again. You may have heard about me (No, I'm not going to tell you my name.) from this nice Mr. Vargas. Some time ago he wrote about me in a story he called "Principles" and it came out real nice.
Back when I let Mr. Vargas write the first story, everything about my life was wonderful. I had a wonderful husband -- my Josh -- who is also a wonderful lover and a wonderful daddy to my ten children and the wonderful father of nine of them. (See, that's what I mean about reading the other story first!) We were living in a beautiful house surrounded by flowers in the capital of the South American country where Josh worked for a major oil company. He was making sure the company didn't damage the environment as they explored for oil.
Rachel and Courtney were happy in the seventh and eighth grades of the International School and FAR too popular with the local boys in the grades ahead of them. Steve, Roy, Beth, Ruthie, and Jennifer were in elementary school and Jeffie was in kindergarten. Billy and Vickie were at that adorable rug-rat stage. Best of all, I had just found out that Josh had made me pregnant again -- this time with no fuss.
The only problem was that Maria and Consuelo, the maids who help me with the house, Rosita, who helps look after the babies, and even Lupe, our cook's 18 year-old daughter all got pregnant about the same time I did. I guess it was the "dorm room" effect; the menstrual cycles of women who live close together become synchronized. [Thanks for the word, Homer.] It didn't take too much detective work to figure out who was responsible for all those plump little bellies from the way that Consuelo, Maria, Rosita, and Lupe mooned at Josh every time they saw him and the sheepish glances he returned.
Eventually they all confessed when I made it clear I could hardly blame them and that I was upset only about their poor timing. Apparently it happened back when I was in the hospital for a few days with a parasite attack. (Amazing! Josh goes into the jungle and eats snakes and bugs and never comes down with anything. I try to be careful and become a banquet for a zoo of the little bichos.) Josh and I worked out that our Martita was conceived the night Josh sneaked in to my hospital room after hours. The nuns who run the place wouldn't let him come back again at any hour after they found him in bed with me "keeping my spirits up" so well I was screaming at the top of my lungs when he made me come.
Well, while Madam was away, her "faithful employees" and Lupe, the little minx, decided to take compassion on my poor horny husband (and I suppose find out if he was really as good in the sack as they could guess from my wild cries of passion every night as Josh fucked me). It wasn't difficult. When Josh goes several days without sex he gets preternaturally horny. [Stop putting words like that in my mouth, Homer!] That's one reason I always try to keep him well nailed down -- that, and that I love fucking him. But after our little misadventure in the hospital, Josh was high, dry, and spry. Any woman -- especially those four -- could see it.
Lupe offered to cook that weekend in place of her papa who left for his home village. With typical masculine insight, Josh didn't notice anything out of the ordinary when Consuelo and Rosita didn't take their usual day off that Saturday, either. Josh worked that morning, but was home for lunch. Lupe put on a spread. Rosita had bundled the older kids off to their friends' houses for the weekend and the babies -- well they were there for inspiration, I guess. Josh, I'm sure, suspected nothing; not that he didn't enjoy having three pretty round women and one eye-popping girl hovering over him. He probably thought nothing was amiss either when he saw them all in short flared skirts and ample bosoms showcased in frilly blouses. I'll bet his prick was thinking about it, though.
Maria, who was orchestrating everything, made sure that Josh had a second and then a third glass of wine with his lunch. She even slipped something in the last glass that knocked him for a loop. As soon as he go up from lunch he wobbled, said he guessed he needed a siesta, and headed off to bed -- just where the horny bitches wanted him. He later told me he didn't remember Maria guiding him up stairs to our bedroom and he even denies he knew that she helped him undress. But I don't believe he didn't know when she slipped her warm, naked, brown body into bed with him and helped herself to his cock! She told me that even half zonked he fucked her better than any man she'd ever known. That part I believe!
Maria had intended to have a nice little ride and get off. Well, she got off -- so well that she never wanted to get off. Consuelo and Rosa practically had to drag her out of bed Josh so they could have their go at him. The four vixens took turns fucking my out-of-it man all afternoon and night. Josh says he only really woke up the next morning when he discovered Lupe astraddle him screaming obscenities at the top of her lungs, as she rode him to more orgasms than she could count.
Josh's embarrassed explanation for the rest of the time until I came home was, "hanged for a farthing; hanged for a pence." [I don't understand that, Homer.] My fallen husband gladly let the minxes take turns fucking him silly and he must have filled each horny pussy full several times over. I was only in the hospital a few days, but it was enough for Josh to put a baby in each of my "helpers." Knowing how sexy Josh is, though, I could understand the girls' wanting Josh to make them pregnant; and knowing how horny Josh is, I sure couldn't blame him. I just made him promise never to do it again.
"Oh, honey, of course not. I promise I won't even look at them!"
"Yes you will look; they'll make sure of that, and you'll fuck them, too. I know them too well. Just promise that you'll only fuck one of them bareback at a time," I told him gravelly as I handed him a large box of condoms. "From now on, no more than two of us pregnant at once," I admonished.
You should have seen that smile!
That was a happy time. The house was getting back to normal after my Marta, Maria's Mario-Jesus, Consuelo's Jesus-David, Rosa's Ramon-Jesus, and Lupe's Gabriel-Jesus were born. ("Josh," in Spanish they told me is "Jesus.") Fortunately, three maternal grandmothers appeared to help out with the five new babies, although they also helped themselves to my Josh, too. By the time they went home, the grandmothers were all working on younger uncles and aunts for their new grandchildren to play with.