"Hi Mister Ray! Hi Mister Eshwar!"
"Well hey there, Champ!" Ray leans forward and chucks the brim of the boy's oversize baseball cap so that it falls over his eyes.
The boy giggles and pushes the cap back up. "Mister Eshwar, did my things come yet?"
The turbaned head of the store owner moves in a stately nod. "I believe I heard my son mention that a box filled with an 'incomprehensible mish-mash' of electronic components arrived this morning, young Pablo. Might I inquire as to why the delivery was so large this time? Have you got a new project?"
"No, the man came again, the one who wants to buy our building. Last time, Mama told him that she said no before, and that he shouldn't come again. He keeps coming though, even though he should mind her. So I made a hat so that he has to mind her and I ran out of stuff. So that's why there's so much this time."
Ray and Eshwar glance at each other, before the proprietor continues, "Well then, I believe you will find the box behind the counter, in the usual location."
"Oh, is it okay if I leave it for a while? The man is there right now so Mami said to go out and play while she talks to him."
"The fella why wants to buy the building?" Ray asks.
"Yeah. Mama has the hat now, though, so this should be the last time."
"Well then, young man," says Eshwar, "Why don't you run inside the store and pick something from the iced treats, then come sit with us out here and we will enjoy the morning together while your mother speaks with the gentleman."
"Okaythankyou!"
The boy drops his oversize backpack at the end of the bench, and the sound of HIS flip flops slapping the aged linoleum of the floor inside the bodega rapidly fade as he dashes to the freezers at the back.
"Well," comments Ray, "This should be fun to ask Rosa about."
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"My English, ees not good, Meester Blume," says Pablo's mother, "But I am theenking joo hear me the last time, and all other times."
"Oh, but this is different, Mrs. Medina!"
The young man is, indeed, young. Rosa Medina would be amazed if he'd finished his third decade yet.
"Our bank is prepared to raise its last offer by a full seven percent, *and* you will receive a very attractive rate for one of the units once the construction is complete!"
The older woman sighs. "Meester Blume, I have whole building, I no sell eet to joo and take a piece of eet. I not evict my friends and neighbors."
"But..."
"Meester Blume, there ees not enough monies in joor bank for thees theeng. Before, I say to joo, go, and here joo are."
"With all due respect, Mrs..."
"Do you see thees?"
"I... what is that?"
"Ees hat. My son made."
"It's... uh, lovely. Very pretty lights on it."
"Put eet on."
"Pardon me?"
"Joo want to stay, want to talk, you put eet on. If not, joo go, and joo don't come no more."
"Fine."
The young banker takes the strange device from the older woman and examines it, spinning it this way and that, trying to figure out which side is the front.
"The beeg red light, ees front, he tell me."
"I see."
The banker unceremoniously drops the hat onto his head. Rosa blinks at the electrostatic pop that follows, and the air is filled with the smell of ozone and a faint odor of burnt hair. Mr. Blume's expression has become glazed, and the light on the front of the hat has turned amber.
"Hokay, he say light turn green, then we talk. I go to store to check on heem, I be back."
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"Mama! Did you put the hat on him?"
"Si, nino, la luz es amarillo. Usted esta comportando?"
"Si, mama, estoy sentado con senor Eshwar y senor Ray."
"I see! Good morning, my friends."
"And to you, Mrs. Medina." says Eshwar, as Ray nods to her.
Ray says "We hear tell you have a visitor."
"I do. I'm afraid I played my immigrant-with-bad-English card a little too heavily in previous visits. It generally discourages repeat appearances, but it only seems to encourage this one."
Ray chuckles. Rosa has an obvious accent, but he'd wager her grammar was better than his by a mile.
"Pablo, how long will the light take to switch to green?"
"Just a little bit, Mama. It probably already is. You have to leave the hat on while you talk to him, though, and if you tell him to do something and then take it off, he doesn't have to do it."
"I remember, son."
A tall black woman walks around the bend of the street as the group is talking. Seeing them, she approaches. "Pablo, I swear you're taller than you were last week."