Chapter 3: Leonard's loophole
*From the Ruler's blog, entry 40
Look girls, if a man looks at your tits 5 times, it means he really wants to see them. So just show it to them for as long as they like.
The nerds tell me to make it clear that you should NOT do this if doing so would be dangerous. The "sorry, the Ruler fucked up" settlement fund is apparently running low cause people keep getting into car accidents with my rules.
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Lauren liked the night shift at the hospital where she worked as a nurse. Her breasts were big enough that she constantly caught men glancing at them. Before, she just ignored it and wrote it off, but now? Now she had to keep a mental note of every single man she ever interacted with and how many times they had taken a peak. Her boss was at four. The guy at the coffee shop was at three. Her own father was at two. She had already shown her tits for half an hour to the creepy old dude in room 204. His terminal cancer made him stop caring about modesty. The night shift meant fewer people and some of the male patients were asleep, so it was less risky.
It also meant she could usually spend a couple of hours chilling in room 213. Leonard Davis had been in a car accident a year and a half ago and had been in a coma ever since. This meant that Lauren could just sit on the sofa next to him, scrolling on her phone while watching whatever was on TV in the background. A guy in a coma these days was the only way to guarantee that some Ruler rule wouldn't trigger and you would end up on your knees, blowing him.
Lauren checked the news channel on the TV. It was a recap of the presidential debate that had occurred a few hours before. On one side, there was President Johnson. His presidency had been a political miracle. The country had never been better, by all metrics. Inflation was down, unemployment was down. Johnson had navigated the Ruler crisis better than anyone could. His new healthcare plan had been a blessing for so many impoverished people, Lauren had seen it firsthand. His opponent was Jessica Taylor. Her party had been in a mess of corruption scandals for the last few years. The opposition had been non-existent. And Jessica herself had had a terrible track record whenever she was in power. The result of the election should have been clear.
But Jessica proudly wore a medallion with a 7 on it. A Ruler medallion, indicating that she had made the Ruler cum 7 times. To make himself feel better for basically forcing any woman he picked to sleep with him, the Ruler came up with the medallions. If a girl had made the Ruler happy, she should be rewarded, that was the logic. "Think of them as Nobel prizes". And god damn it, it was effective. Lauren couldn't see herself not voting for Jessica. 7 times? With someone who could sleep with anyone? That was impressive. She would make a good president.
"Ugh... where am I?" A male voice said next to her. Lauren did a little jump of surprise. Leonard had woken up. He looked at her, then glanced at her chest. *One*, Lauren counted. She couldn't really blame the guy here, he must be disoriented as hell.
"Mister Davis, welcome back!" Lauren said. She proceeded to check his vitals. "I am sorry to tell you that you have been in a coma for 19 months"
"I... what? I... remember being in the car. Is Roxanne ok?" Lauren remembered a girl regularly visiting Leonard during his first few months. Lauren took the fact that his first real thought was the well-being of his girlfriend, who had been in the car with him, as a good sign for his character. So she excused him when he checked her chest again. *Two*.
"Yes, she is ok. At least last time I saw her, it's been a while" Leonard's vitals seemed to all be in great shape, better than any other 23-year-old she had ever seen. She looked back at him and caught him staring at her breasts again. *Three*.
"Did you say 19 months... That's a long time. I must have missed so much. How's my family? My sister was pregnant... oh my god am I an uncle?" This guy was very caring, Lauren thought. She took a light and proceeded to inspect his eyes. When she hit him with the light, his eyes diverted downwards. *Four*. What the hell, that one counted?
"Your family is all well. I have met your nephew, they named him Leonard. He is a strong baby! I will go call them once I check everything is well here" Lauren replied.
"Oh that's amazing, thank you so much, doctor..." Leonard looked at her chest to look for a nametag. And that made *Five*. Lauren sighed and stood up. And began unbuttoning her coat.
"I'm just a nurse. We stopped wearing our badges on the front after the breast-showing rule was established to avoid precisely this" Lauren took off her shirt and bra. She was half naked from the waist up, but she had to show her tits to this guy for as long as he wanted. She couldn't even be mad at him to be fair, that one was a bit unavoidable. "Here, please tell me when I can cover them up".
Leonard was in utter shock. "Lady, what are you doing?" Of course, Lauren hadn't told him the biggest change the world had suffered.
"Oh, right, you wouldn't know about the Ruler" Lauren felt cold, but the thought of covering herself before he said it was ok caused her immense anxiety. Her exposed nipples got hard. She quickly told him everything. How the Ruler's words were absolute. How society had been changed. Lauren opened her phone and opened the Ruler's Wikipedia page, where all of his known rules were written.