Chapter 3: Leonard's loophole
*From the Ruler's blog, entry 40
Look girls, if a man looks at your tits 5 times, it means he really wants to see them. So just show it to them for as long as they like.
The nerds tell me to make it clear that you should NOT do this if doing so would be dangerous. The "sorry, the Ruler fucked up" settlement fund is apparently running low cause people keep getting into car accidents with my rules.
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Lauren liked the night shift at the hospital where she worked as a nurse. Her breasts were big enough that she constantly caught men glancing at them. Before, she just ignored it and wrote it off, but now? Now she had to keep a mental note of every single man she ever interacted with and how many times they had taken a peak. Her boss was at four. The guy at the coffee shop was at three. Her own father was at two. She had already shown her tits for half an hour to the creepy old dude in room 204. His terminal cancer made him stop caring about modesty. The night shift meant fewer people and some of the male patients were asleep, so it was less risky.
It also meant she could usually spend a couple of hours chilling in room 213. Leonard Davis had been in a car accident a year and a half ago and had been in a coma ever since. This meant that Lauren could just sit on the sofa next to him, scrolling on her phone while watching whatever was on TV in the background. A guy in a coma these days was the only way to guarantee that some Ruler rule wouldn't trigger and you would end up on your knees, blowing him.
Lauren checked the news channel on the TV. It was a recap of the presidential debate that had occurred a few hours before. On one side, there was President Johnson. His presidency had been a political miracle. The country had never been better, by all metrics. Inflation was down, unemployment was down. Johnson had navigated the Ruler crisis better than anyone could. His new healthcare plan had been a blessing for so many impoverished people, Lauren had seen it firsthand. His opponent was Jessica Taylor. Her party had been in a mess of corruption scandals for the last few years. The opposition had been non-existent. And Jessica herself had had a terrible track record whenever she was in power. The result of the election should have been clear.
But Jessica proudly wore a medallion with a 7 on it. A Ruler medallion, indicating that she had made the Ruler cum 7 times. To make himself feel better for basically forcing any woman he picked to sleep with him, the Ruler came up with the medallions. If a girl had made the Ruler happy, she should be rewarded, that was the logic. "Think of them as Nobel prizes". And god damn it, it was effective. Lauren couldn't see herself not voting for Jessica. 7 times? With someone who could sleep with anyone? That was impressive. She would make a good president.
"Ugh... where am I?" A male voice said next to her. Lauren did a little jump of surprise. Leonard had woken up. He looked at her, then glanced at her chest. *One*, Lauren counted. She couldn't really blame the guy here, he must be disoriented as hell.
"Mister Davis, welcome back!" Lauren said. She proceeded to check his vitals. "I am sorry to tell you that you have been in a coma for 19 months"
"I... what? I... remember being in the car. Is Roxanne ok?" Lauren remembered a girl regularly visiting Leonard during his first few months. Lauren took the fact that his first real thought was the well-being of his girlfriend, who had been in the car with him, as a good sign for his character. So she excused him when he checked her chest again. *Two*.
"Yes, she is ok. At least last time I saw her, it's been a while" Leonard's vitals seemed to all be in great shape, better than any other 23-year-old she had ever seen. She looked back at him and caught him staring at her breasts again. *Three*.
"Did you say 19 months... That's a long time. I must have missed so much. How's my family? My sister was pregnant... oh my god am I an uncle?" This guy was very caring, Lauren thought. She took a light and proceeded to inspect his eyes. When she hit him with the light, his eyes diverted downwards. *Four*. What the hell, that one counted?
"Your family is all well. I have met your nephew, they named him Leonard. He is a strong baby! I will go call them once I check everything is well here" Lauren replied.
"Oh that's amazing, thank you so much, doctor..." Leonard looked at her chest to look for a nametag. And that made *Five*. Lauren sighed and stood up. And began unbuttoning her coat.
"I'm just a nurse. We stopped wearing our badges on the front after the breast-showing rule was established to avoid precisely this" Lauren took off her shirt and bra. She was half naked from the waist up, but she had to show her tits to this guy for as long as he wanted. She couldn't even be mad at him to be fair, that one was a bit unavoidable. "Here, please tell me when I can cover them up".
Leonard was in utter shock. "Lady, what are you doing?" Of course, Lauren hadn't told him the biggest change the world had suffered.
"Oh, right, you wouldn't know about the Ruler" Lauren felt cold, but the thought of covering herself before he said it was ok caused her immense anxiety. Her exposed nipples got hard. She quickly told him everything. How the Ruler's words were absolute. How society had been changed. Lauren opened her phone and opened the Ruler's Wikipedia page, where all of his known rules were written.
"You will feel it soon enough. Other coma patients also have woken up, and the Rules still applied to them, even if they didn't consciously know them. At some point, you will try to do something, and you just won't be able to"
"Are all of the rules this... sexual? Are you pulling a prank on me?" Leonard was scrolling around, incredulous" 'The Ruler's Grace: 25-year-old virgins can have a one-time pass with any girl'? Is he serious? What's stopping dudes from claiming they are virgins?"
"You can't lie about yourself when triggering one of the Ruler's rules. He thought of that loophole pretty early. Try it, you just can't."
"This is ridiculous. I am a 25-year-old virgin and want to have sex with you. I could say it without a problem. Did you edit this Wikipedia page? Am I still dreaming?" Leonard kept scrolling.
*This can't be happening*, Lauren thought. She felt the obligation, the *need*, to immediately get naked and take this guy's virginity. Being chosen to impart the Ruler's Grace was a great honor. But she objectively knew the dude wasn't 25. And she had seen his girlfriend, the dude was also most definitely not a virgin. She felt her pussy get wet in preparation. She noticed her hands going to her pants, ready to pull them down. Through sheer force of will, she managed to stop. This one was different. Normally, the Ruler's rules were absolute. She still couldn't cover herself up, Leonard hadn't let her. But she *could*, barely, stop herself from fucking this guy. Barely. Leonard clearly didn't notice the massive mental dissonance going on inside of her.
"'If you are starving, you can always ask a woman to feed you her milk'? That one is just gross! So you can just say 'I am starving, feed me' to any girl? Does milk magically come out?" That had been one of the rules that had had to be severely amended quickly. The Ruler had defined 'starving' as someone who hadn't eaten in 5 days to stop people from complaining. And no, women didn't magically squirt milk after being ordered to. Lauren could literally see the tube that fed Leonard regularly. He was not starving. Still, she felt herself step up closer to him, having to present her already revealed tits to his face. To feed him. Her brain started figuring out the logistics of how to show this guy her tits, let him suck on them, and fuck him.
*NO!*, she thought. *YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCK HIM. HE IS LYING. THESE RULES DO NOT APPLY.* She, logically, knew that. And to some degree, whatever magic made the Ruler's powers work also knew that, considering she could resist it somehow. But keeping herself in place took every single ounce of mental willpower she had. She couldn't even speak, because she knew that all that would come out of her mouth would be questions regarding how did he want her to fuck him. Leonard kept reading.
"Some of those are just random shit he wrote on his blog. 'Whoever invented fried chicken deserves a big fat kiss in the mouth'? Did people have to dig out Coronel Sanders from his grave? Or can I just say that I invented fried chicken? I did once come up with a new recipe for it " Lauren stared at Leonard's lips. They were deserving of a kiss. She was the only one that could do this right now. It would be plain rude to not give him the kiss he deserved. Except he didn't. He didn't invent anything. She started shaking.
"I don't know what Wuhan is, but yeah I was there, where can I get my blowjob?" Leonard finally looked at her. "Lady, are you ok?". *Give this guy a good blowjob*. *This guy deserves a big fat kiss*. *This guy needs to be fed from my tits*. *I need to take this guy's virginity*. *I have to keep showing him my tits until he is satisfied*. That was an order too many. Even if she knew none of them, except showing him her tits, was valid, she couldn't handle it. She needed to get rid of one of them. Also, shut him up. And god damn it, she had to admit to herself, he deserved it. So she went for the kiss.