Copyright 2021 by Limnophile
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I only offer this to entertain. If at least a few people get their feelings tugged around, I consider my mission accomplished. If I can give somebody a few laughs, or inspire an orgasm, that's even better. Thanks to the editors and authors who have helped me improve my writing from 'Painfully Godawful' to 'Below Average'. I hope at least one of them will look at this and not hate it.
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If you haven't read chapter 1 yet, you should. This may not make much sense otherwise.
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My first destination in my old neighborhood was the home of Rhonda and Larry. Larry was two years older than me in high school, and harassed and bullied me several times. I dated Rhonda for a month and she promised to go all the way with me on our sixth date. The sixth date didn't happen because Larry impressed her by beating me up.
I parked in their driveway and saw Larry mowing the grass. I decided to play it cool at first. He waved and shut the mower off, then walked over to me. "Ron? Is that really you? I haven't seen you in..."
"Twenty one years, Larry. I heard you and Rhonda got married?"
"Yeah, married with three kids. Let's go in and have a beer. I'll introduce you to the family."
He was treating me like an old friend. Didn't he remember all the times he picked on me, or that he'd stolen Rhonda from me?
"You know Rhonda. The kids are Lisa who's 19, Pam is 18, and the little guy is Fred. He's eight." I noticed a female scent on Larry, and it wasn't Rhonda's.
From her aroma, I could tell Pam was about two months' pregnant, and Lisa was on her period. Rhonda smelled very good, not quite ovulating, but her body was eager for another baby. Tomorrow or the next would be egg day.
I politely chatted with them about the usual high school reunion stuff. We discussed who got married to who, which lowlife classmates ended up in jail, which slut cheated with a dozen guys before getting divorced for the 3rd time, and so-on.
After dinner I asked, "Lisa, you and your sister can watch Fred, right? I want to go visit some old friends with your parents. How about I pay you to babysit tonight?"
"Sure! Mom and dad almost never pay us! Cool!"
As I led them to their car, Rhonda asked, "So where are we going?"
I looked in Larry's eyes intensely. "To Larry's girlfriend's house. Where does she live, Larry?"
"Becky only lives two houses over, we don't need to drive." He finally realized he had admitted to cheating. "I... um... uh..."
Rhonda screamed, "You lousy bastard! You're screwing around on me! And with that skank! She's a stripper, probably a whore, too!"
Larry sealed his fate with, "But it's not like that! She only made me pay the first ten or twelve times. I'm her boyfriend now, she loves me."
I put a hand on each of their shoulders. "Let's go find out." I led them to Becky's place and rang the doorbell.