Joe's parents were terrifyingly well-organized. Seriously, inhumanly well-organized. By the time he bumped into his seventh-grade science teacher, he was beginning to suspect that they had arranged special access to the time portal from 'Star Trek' just so that they could follow every single one of his friends, acquaintances, classmates, teachers, tutors, relatives, and well-wishers from their briefest encounter with him all the way up through whenever they started planning this surprise party.
Which also spoke to the 'terrifyingly well-organized' part, he thought as he shook hands with an old friend he hadn't seen since he was sixteen. He broke the news to them that he was making partner, what...three weeks ago? And in that time, they apparently got out the word to over a hundred of his friends and relatives, got the guest house prepared for a reception, roped in Aunt Meryl's catering firm into what had to have been a brutally short-notice flurry of cooking, flung up loads of decorations, and all of it without even once tipping their hand that they were planning it all. It was absurd.
Thankfully, the initial flurry of hand-shaking and back-slapping had died down a bit. He'd endured seventeen jokes about free legal advice (which he'd be happy to provide, if the drummer from his college band ever needed to merge two multi-national corporations), six pinches on the cheek from aunts and great-aunts, some forty really nice compliments and a surprisingly large number of, "Well, I never would have thoughts..." that he was trying not to take the wrong way. Partner at thirty-six was pretty surprising, even to him. Joe was determined to enjoy it.
He had just taken advantage of the lull to grab a plateful of Aunt Meryl's Swedish meatballs (the foundation of a goddamn catering empire) when someone tapped him on the shoulder. He tried to hide his grimace as he turned around to see yet another person he hadn't seen in...in...oh crap. He had no idea at all who this woman was. Shit. He gave her a bright, cheerful smile that about seventy percent of the guests probably recognized as his cover for social panic, and used the natural pause from having his mouth full to try to place a name with the face.
She didn't look forgettable, certainly. She looked to be about five years older than him, her face given beautiful character by the tiny laugh lines around her sparkling green eyes. Her red hair had faded a little under long hours of sunlight (did she work outdoors? Did she garden a lot? Was she one of his sister's friends in a gardening club?) but still hung down in long, lazy curls that looked casual without appearing messy. Her skin had more of a dusting of freckles than a tan, and she wore an emerald green dress and necklace that matched her eyes perfectly.
Joe tried not to apply the same kind of detailed examination to her body, but she certainly had a very nice one. She had a curvy belly and heavy breasts, and wide swelling hips that seemed made to be held. It was the kind of a body that spoke to a life well-lived, and suggested that there was still plenty of life out there to be enjoyed. Joe was frankly astonished he didn't remember her at all.
That was getting harder to hide. He finished swallowing, and tried not to widen his smile uncomfortably far. "Hi!" he said, making a vague gesture with his plate to excuse his inability to shake hands or hug or kiss or whatever it was she expected him to do. "It's so good to see you? Enjoying the party?"
She gave him a Mona Lisa smile that barely touched the corners of her lips. "You don't remember me, do you?" she asked, looking more than a little amused at the thought.
"I..." Joe gave it one last, desperate try. One of the senior partners had told him, that very first day he joined the firm, that there was no skill more important for a lawyer than remembering people, and he'd worked hard ever since at recalling every person he'd ever met. Today had felt a bit like a quiz, and he was proud of his success rate. But this woman, she didn't ring a bell at all. "No, sorry. I got nothing." His grin became self-deprecating as he tried to pass it off as a joke. "I'm clearly going to need to see a doctor. If I can forget you, there's got to be something wrong with me."
She chuckled, and Joe got to see those lovely laugh lines in action. "And here, I was just thinking there was something very right with you." She took a sip of her wine, her eyes falling away from his flirtatiously for a moment before returning to give him a challenging stare. "My name's Maura, and I tutored you during your gap year. In this very house, in fact. You'd just come back from your trip to Europe, and your parents were a little worried that your freshman year was going to be rough on you. So they convinced you to get a tutor. I think you felt better about the decision when you saw me pull into the driveway."
Joe sorted with rueful laughter, hoping that he hadn't made too bad an impression on Maura back when he was an nineteen-year old horndog. "Sounds like something I might have said in my wild teenage years," he said, running his fingers through his sandy-brown hair in embarrassment. "I must not have been too much of a handful, or I'm pretty sure I'd be wearing that Cabernet."
Maura gave that comment a long, loud laugh. "No," she said, once she could finally speak again. "No, you were a very good student. Mind you, that was back when you still thought you were going to become a famous psychiatrist like your uncle. I'm sure you haven't used many of my lessons in years."
None of this was bringing back any memories, but even if Joe's skill at recollection had inexplicably curdled, he still knew how to socialize. He shook his head and replied, "You'd be surprised. I might have switched majors after my junior year, but ninety percent of being a lawyer is understanding what makes people tick anyway. I probably learned more useful lessons from you than I ever did from Professor Durwood."
She rolled her eyes in amusement. "Oh, honestly," she said. "False modesty aside, you were a much better student than I was a tutor. I was preoccupied with grad school, I had all sorts of other projects on my plate. I think you probably learned more about the things I was studying than you did about Psych 101."