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Wakening, Year 879 of the Age of Shadow.
It is a rather pretty army.
The Grand Army of the Alliance of Light is many things. It is bright, gleaming and orderly. It is full of all manner of banners- bright yellows and reds and blues and silvers proudly displayed from the various ranks of heroic men, stoic dwarves, elegant elves, proud knights, cheerful halflings, powerful amazons etc. etc. that have apparently all taken a rather pointed interest in the well-being of my treasured guest and even more treasured bedmate, the Princess of Light. It is orderly, its ranks moving with dedication and speed despite the eclectic gathering of various races and armed forces present. Within an hour of its arrival at the walls of the city there are already all manner of tents and fortifications being raised in what is rapidly becoming a large and impressive armed camp.
And of course it is, when all and said and done, a bit of an annoyance. It's forced me to cancel my coronation for one thing.
I had of course come to observe the army from the High Tower of Awfulness alongside my court. Morticus eyed the gleaming ranks of hair heroes and then made a sighing noise.
"That is not," I said next to him, "a rather positive sounding sigh."
"We have the garrison to hold the city," he said. "Well, at least unless the Bright Queen decides to unleash some sort of sorcerous surprise, or her son decides to singlehandedly secure one of our gates with nothing but his pluck and a pet monkey." He caught my quizzical stare. "A fortress in the howling wastes last year. I promised myself that I'd track down the man who taught that damn midget ape to open locks and kill him."
"The main problem," said Shadra from her spot beside me, "Is that any siege would cut us off from the rest of the Empire. And considering how unsettled things are- I mean you haven't yet been coronated..."
"We would see half the Empire raise its banners in rebellion," I mused. "An empress that can't dismiss a massive allied invasion force of over half its neighbors is no empress at all."
"We have options," said Terra. "Sentient tornadoes, that cadre of adolescent altered pirate tigers I've been secretly breeding, transforming all the statues in the city into dance-fighting golems..."
I shook my head. "Queen Justinia possesses arcane arts which, while
clearly inferior
to my own monumental masteries, are still not something to dismiss. Still- I believe a sorcerous response will be the best counter to this problem. I can think of a few pestilence demons that father bound up for just such a situation. We will-"
"Why don't you just explain things?"
I turned to where the last member of my royal court stood. Sammy smiled at me as he peered down at the great fortified camp that was being constructed right next to my capital city. "I mean, they don't know that Miss Hopestra ain't a prisoner no more. Maybe if we go and explain things to them, all nice-like, then they'll just go away? It's like my mum always says- If You got a Problem with Someone You Go and Talk to Them About it, Don't Let It Fester."
Everyone stared at Sammy. And then they all turned to look at me with an oddly expectant look.
"Diplomacy would make us appear weak," said Morticus thoughtfully.
"Unless," I countered, "it was done in a rather cunning and sinister way. No, this has merit. To have their mighty army assemble in front of our capital, so desperate for a furiously final fight, only to be sent scurrying away with but a few words from me? Hmmm..."
"They have come to destroy us," said Shadra. "They will not be sent away with a few words, no matter how exquisitely placed."
Terra added, "Even if we present the princess to them they will not stop until our empire is shattered and unable to ever threaten them again."
I turned and smiled at my sister. "Do you think me so limited? So simple?" I shook my head. "I do not to merely send them away. No, what I intend is to utterly ruin the alliance- subvert and control them from within!" I gave a long cackling laugh. "And I know the person who will allow me to achieve this. All I need to do is gain her help through the most cunning and subtle means possible."
***
"I need your help," I said.
The Princess Hopestra lay on my bed. She was not bound up by silken ropes of exquisite softness, like she often was; no, instead her petite form was merely sandwiched between my own voluptuous figure and Sammy's hard body. She moaned weakly as I reached down to gently toy with her nipples. Sammy's beautiful phallus rubbed between her buttocks, while his muscular arms gently kept her pinned in place.
Hopey (as I have taken to calling her during these private sessions) managed to pant a response. "I- I can't betray my family."
"Now Hopey, you know that I'd never dream of asking you to do something
inappropriate
involving your family. I haven't forgotten all of our little talks." I took advantage of her helpless state to torment her nipples further, taking one gently between my teeth and ever-so-gently biting on it. She whimpered and squirmed, her body slick with sweat. I'd been teasing her for the last two hours, playing with her body while she rubbed up and down against Samuel's length. Was it a little cruel? Well, no. It was a
lot
cruel but I knew from personal experience that she was not unhappy with such treatment.
She stared down at me through dazed eyes. I gave her my evilest grin. It was a grin that said to her-
we both know that I may or may not be lying. And we also know that in the end it won't matter. You, my pretty little princess, my caught little prey, are going to do what I want you to do. You know it, I know it, Sam probably doesn't know it because he's not all that bright but still...
I continued, "These last few months with you have been... lovely." I moved up to kiss her shoulders; her hips continued to rub against Sammy's cock. "I have hoped that we have forged a... connection."
There was a rumble from Sammy. "It's been a right nice time getting to know you, is what she's saying, Miss Hopestra. I know Miss Feera here sounds all sinister but trust me- she's a sweet girl once you get to really know her." And he kissed the side of her neck, setting of a fresh series of delightful squeals from the diminutive royal.
"But your family have put me in an awkward position," I said in between working my lips back down the slopes of her breasts. "They want you back. And as much as I-" I paused to inflict a burst of kisses on both her nipples, "-as much as I want to keep you here, tied to my bed, slave to Sam and my desires for ever and ever..." -not a lie, diary; I have spent some time contemplating if such a thing was possible but the logistics just wouldn't support it- "I made you a promise, did I not? To return you to your family. To give you your freedom."
She made a little sad whimper; whether it was the thought of leaving us or the way that my hand was playing with her delicate inner thighs was a riddle for the ages.