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Day of Moonfall, Year 879 of the Age of Shadow,
Dear Diary,
Everything has gone splendidly!
Rather than lay out what has happened in my usual entirely objective and overly clinical manner, allow me to tell you an entirely unlreated story. A story about a feeble and pathetic little girl by the name of... Sinistoria.
You, Sinistoria, are in a good mood. Despite the fact that you are merely a paltry priestess- which isn't a real job, at least in comparison to, say, sorcerous princess; despite the fact that you work for a madwoman who's silly schemes never work; despite the fact that you are consumed with envy every time you lay eyes on Princess Feera, your physical and intellectual superior in every way- you are happy. Gleeful, even. This is because you are a vile voyeuristic spy, who has observed said beautiful princess being, erm, attended to by her bodyguard- the so-called Bruticus- in the poison garden.
Quite vigorously being attended to, in fact.
In fact you no doubt stood there, eyes wide, a strange and terrible awe filling your mind as you observed the bodyguard's great and potent phallus driving into the Princess's delicate and dainty little opening. Did your breath grow ragged as you watched her bountiful breasts bounce? Do you wish it was
your
body being plundered amidst those toxic blooms and tainted leaves? Were you transfixed by the princess's beauty, her erotic charms, her glorious fecundity and- even in the throes of passion- her regal bearing?
Well
obviously
you were. You are merely mortal, after all.
Still, you retain enough coherence in that cretinous mind of yours to flee after he has burst his fertile seed into her welcoming womb the second time. You scuttle off, your nethers no doubt burning with painful desire, to your mistress.
"Hello Princess Terra," you say, bowing low. "I have urgent news to communicate."
Your mistress turns to you and fixes you with a vacant smile. "Oh hello Sinisti," she says. "I can't even properly remember your name because you see I am an idiot who thinks making glass golems is a smart idea. So tell me what you've learned so that I can plot against my much prettier and smarter sister, Feera, who I secretly know deserves to be Dark Empress instead of me."
"I have watched the beautiful and dangerous Princess Feera, who's name makes me secretly tremble in fear, engaging in secret and incredibly epic intercourse with her bodyguard, Bruticus!"
"That is important news," she replies, managing to pay attention for once in her life. "Tell me, was the Princess Feera prettier than me?"
"Of course," you reply, your body still heated from the sight of her perfect body. "Compared to her you are just some ancient hag! Her breasts are bigger, her skin is smoother, and her hair is far more luscious than yours could ever hope to be! In the act of intercourse, she is obviously both skilled and naturally talented! It was all that I could do to stop myself from weeping with shame at being the minion of such an inferior sister!."
"I knew it," your miserable mistress murmurs, her face contorted in despair. "Well, my course of action is obvious. I must spread filthy rumours about Feera and deny her the exultant sexual pleasures that she so obviously deserves! Continue to spy on her, so that I may gather more information and perhaps even link the entirely innocent Bruticus to the so-called Hero of Prophecy that no-one has been able to find despite the fact that he is clearly right under our noses."
"But wait," you say. "Princess Feera is a brilliant and cunning adversary. She will no doubt expect me to continue to spy on her, not the least because the sight of her in the throes of passion has unleashed my own overwhelming desire for her nubile body. Won't she plan a subtle and brilliant trap for me?"
"Bah!" shouts your mistress. "Bah, I say! Neither of us are smart enough to even consider such a possibility! Now go and stumble towards your erotic doom!"
***
And so it is that you find yourself shadowing the Dark Princess Feera. It's hard, to watch her from the shadows, to stare at her glorious beauty; hard not to break from your stealthy position and fling yourself at her feet, begging forgiveness and offering your eternal service to her as is right. No, you watch and you wait as she strides through the depths of the halls, sneaking behind her in a way that is painfully apparent to anyone- say, a lithe beast-women assassin paying the closest bit of attention for example. And so it is that when she murmurs something to her silent hunky bodyguard and moves towards the poison garden, you drift like an imbecilic shadow and carefully open the door.
What you see is a feast for your eyes. The beautiful dark-haired princess had disrobed, and you gaze longingly at her pale skin, her full and pert breasts, her plump and fulsome rump. She kneels before the mighty Bruticus and you find yourself shocked that she should kneel to anyone, so obvious is her majesty. She gives a throaty laugh as she undoes his codpiece and reveals his erection.
And that, even if you don't know it, is when you are lost. Your eyes focus on that beautiful, perfect tool; that glorious phallus that blends sublime beauty and masculine potency into one long and powerful length. Your throat dries up even as your inner depths grow moist. Your knees tremble with desire as you shuffle closer, supposedly to report back to your mistress but in truth- because you know that you need to see every last detail.