Ireith read the words hovering before her eyes with growing amusement -- partly because reading from the shady webpage in this expensive uptown cafΓ© was such a delicious contrast in refinement, partly at the numerous misspellings and grammatical errors, but mostly at the very idea that the post was trying to advertise.
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How many women even browsed illegal sites like this? That didn't match the image Ireith had in her mind of the creeps who got their nasty little thrills having their brains shuffled by black market telepaths. Mind alteration, when necessary, was available for purchase or on the universal medical service. It was a complicated process that could only be properly performed by certified professionals who had been afforded the opportunity to refine their rare gift in higher education. Certainly, it was unfair that such training was only available to those that could afford the expensive university courses -- Ireith always signed the online petitions for equal access to telepath education when they floated by her on social media -- but such as things were these obviously lower-class telepaths could not possibly be capable of what they claimed.
That was where Ireith came in. She wrote a column in The Defender dedicated to exposing underground practitioners as the laughable frauds they were. She was widely praised for her wry, savage wit, and for revealing a world largely unknown to her readership by actually entering the belly of the beast and trying out the so-called services offered herself, always coming out of the experience unaffected. Some critics questioned the utility of columns that were unlikely to be read by the people who might be taken in by these frauds, claiming that her work was actually cruel freak-show mockery rather than a public service. Others skewered her by claiming her lack of research into the subject of telepathy was evident in the way she wrote about it, explaining in lengthy articles how the dismissive attitude she displayed towards these procedures was dangerous to encourage. Ireith dismissed both of these critiques -- she was demonstrating that a common-sense approach could protect any well-educated person from these criminals. She believed her work was a necessary counter to what she considered to be fearmongering about mind control, telepathic lobotomies, or bank details being lifted straight out of people's thoughts, and she was entertaining her readers with the follies of these usually unintelligent con-artists.
This absurd ad could provide a fresh angle for an article. The very idea of a professional woman of decent stature being converted to some kind of lesbian would provide ample material for stinging laugh-lines, as well as contributing to the sense of illicit scandal that was what initially drew readers to her column. People didn't get to hear about such things very often. Sure, there were colony planets where apparently people would do all sorts -- unnatural sex between people who were clearly biologically incompatible, people claiming to identify as this that or the other-- but here on the home-world it was all lunatic-fringe stuff, at least amongst the well-cultured.
Ireith's parents had taken her to a private telepath facility as soon as she was old enough to make sure there was nothing in her brain that would make her vulnerable to being preyed upon by anything like that. She was grateful that she was ensured a normal life, and now as an adult had campaigned for the service to be made freely available to all members of the public. She had been disgusted when protestors disrupted the opening of the first public facility. It was unbelievable to her that these sad bullies would try to prevent ordinary people from having access to crucial procedures that would give them a better chance of entering polite society -- and all, she assumed, for the novelty of holding on to some extremist ideology. She had been relieved to hear about the arrests that had been made in the following weeks.
Ireith smirked as she re-read the post. The more she thought about it, the more she was certain that this was the ideal subject for her next piece. With slight concentration, she brought up a direct message with the forum-user and watched as her words arranged themselves in the air in front of her. When she was satisfied with what she had written, she sent the message and switched off the holographic display, seeing it disappear from before her eyes. She finished her coffee and went home.
***
"Alright, you wait here in the car. I want you to interview me as soon as I'm out of there." Ireith explained to her husband without looking at him as she unbuckled her seatbelt and made to exit the car.
"Sure, sure. Not like I had anything better to do." Parl grumbled. Ireith sighed and turned back to face him. They had met naturally. They moved in the same social circles; both were up-and-coming opinion writers. Now, however, Parl's career had slowed, and he often seemed resentful of being out earned by his wife.
Ireith leaned over and kissed his cheek. "Come on, don't be sour. You'll get a laugh out of this, I promise." They would often bond over previewing Ireith's articles together, sniggering at her descriptions of the clumsy, foreign thoughts that would try to prod and bruise their way into her mind. Parl gave her a tired smile and a squeeze of aher hand to reassure her he wasn't truly upset. Ireith responded in kind and then she climbed out of the vehicle and took in the building before her.