Cocksucker. That was the first word he said to me. It was an opening to a monologue about how his wife was the best little cocksucker in town. I could have ignored him but that first word caught my attention so I felt compelled to listen more. When he said the word it sounded beautiful rather than crass. One could imagine a wife offering her mouth in devoted service to the man she loved.
I was sitting at the corner seat at the bar downing a beer after a long day and he was around the corner of the bar at a seat near me. I suppose I could have ignored him, but at the time, for some as yet unknown reason, I didn't. He was tall, but not large. Manly, but not brutish. Handsome, but not pretty. I don't usually notice a guy's looks. Not that I can't tell when a guy is good looking, I just don't often think about it - being the straight man that I am.
There was not much of a contrast between him and I. I'm a good looking guy with an average build. Short hair, strong hands, with a congenial personality.
As he spoke he swore a lot (I almost never swear). Every sentence was peppered with vulgarity. He pulled it off. When he swore it came off as colorful, not rude. Somehow every obscene word that came out of his mouth just made me want to hear more of his story, as if the words themselves had a mesmerizing quality. I was drawn deeper and deeper into his monologue which was mostly about sex.
He revealed secrets about his wife, his exploits, and even his penis which he described as massive, yet the conversation continued without the awkwardness that should exist if a man tells another man about his privates.
The last thing I remember was him asking if I had ever been hypnotized.
I opened my eyes feeling slightly disoriented and found myself at his house. Had I been roofied? I felt fine. In fact, I felt relaxed, even euphoric. He was talking. And of course, he was swearing.
I heard, "You are a fine cocksucker. Those lips are gonna be sweet wrapped around my big schlong." This didn't make much sense. Why would he think I would engage in such a disgusting act? I'm sure I gave no such signals. The closest I had ever come to wanting to suck a dick would have been a stray thought quickly put out of mind. Sure, I've had curiosity, but nothing more.
Next, he said, "You have such pretty red painted nails." I looked at my hands and sure enough my nails were painted red. To my mind my hands also appeared very feminine. Which couldn't be. My soul would not accept that my hands looked like this with red nails. As I fought the thought, the image faded and my hands once again looked normal.
"No." I said, "my hands are not painted red and I'm not going to, to, you know...your cock."
He looked shocked. "So my pretty little bitch has a strong mind." As he said it he spit out the word bitch. The sound of the word hit me somewhere deep in my gut.
He started with the raunchy talk again, "Now be a good little whore and get ready to make me happy. You know you want to see my big one-eyed monster. It's angry and it needs your help to calm down. You don't want it to be upset. You want to be a good sissy because girls like you are meant to take care of a man and his big angry anaconda. Now, come over here slut."
Every time another lewd word emitted it made my stomach lurch. Looking at my hands I again thought they looked very sexy with red nail polish. In the recesses of my mind I knew I was a man, that my hands were not feminine, that I would not submit to his depravity, and that his words were insulting. But my body betrayed me. Inexplicably, I wanted to be a pretty bitch. I wanted to soothe his angry penis.
Realizing that he was hypnotizing me I considered that I should resist though I wondered what would happen if I gave in.
He went on seductively, "You want to help your friend, don't you? I need the help of a cunt like you. Just come over here and stand next to me."
That didn't seem like too much to ask. "Now show me those naked pictures of your wife." Again, that seemed safe enough. Even fun.
Swayed by his words, I reached into my pocket and took out some polaroids of my wife in sexy poses. I don't have any pictures like that but that didn't stop me from showing him the non-existent pics.
He pretended to take them from me and shuffled through the stack. Occasionally he would comment on one of them: "She looks fuckin' hot with her tits out."
I agreed whole-heartedly, and the more he uttered these pornographic words the more I agreed.
"I love those meaty pussy lips," he offered. I conceded that I wanted to lick her pussy. "Yea!" he said conspiratorially, "I want to shoot gobs of cum on those stinky lips for you to lick off."
Why did I want that? I didn't know why but I did want to lick his spunky cum from her stinky pussy.
I got stuck inside my own thoughts: "I'm not so sure "stinky" is the best word to describe the alluring scent of a woman's charms. Certainly it has an odor. A faint lingering smell of urine and fishiness. Well, that doesn't sound so appealing when I say it that way - but it's not bad, really. I like the smell of pussy. It smells like... Ok, Maybe stinky is the right word. But maybe stinky is good."
He continued, "Oh, it's too bad she's not here. How are you going to slurp that sperm if she's not here? You are such a fine looking babe in those smokin' clothes."
Me slurping sperm on the other hand definitely did not sound good. The words themself, "slurping sperm" sounded fantastic and induced in me a feeling of raw sex, but in my opinion those potent words should have been preceded by the words "she was."