Author's Note.
Once again, my thanks go to Dr Mark. Since he is in a different time zone to me, I am reminded of Terry Pratchett's foreword on his book Good Omens, which he co-authored with Neil Gaimon. He said:
"I get up early in the morning. Neil gets up early in the afternoon. This book was created in the few hours of each day, when we were both awake." (paraphrase) - Good omens is a great book check it out.
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Caleb 44 - Coming of Age
Friday morning found me at the dojo.
Kevin was a little peeved that I had ditched him the previous morning, but he got over it, mainly by kicking my ass on the mat. We were sparring. I left him, having once again extracted the promise of attendance at my birthday party the following day, and went home.
I beat Ness into the kitchen and began to make breakfast. She joined me a few minutes later and between us we prepared the meal for everyone in the house. For the next two hours people drifted in and out of the kitchen, some of them more than once, to grab breakfast.
We finally managed to feed everyone, including ourselves by nine, and went out onto the deck where people were sitting and enjoying the morning sunshine. Ness, Jules, and the girls were busy chatting together, and I presumed they were making plans for the party.
"Caleb," said Amanda, "can we borrow your truck?"
"Keys are on the hanger," I said. We had a key hanger in the kitchen where vehicle keys went. Everyone put their keys there in case we had to do any shuffling around of vehicles in the garage or in the driveway. There was space for two cars in the garage and another three in the driveway. At the moment Amanda's and Gracie's car were in the garage, while my truck and Louise's car were in the driveway. When Ness's car was brought down, we would fill our available parking but for now we had one slot left, which my father's car would take up when they arrived.
I guessed that our HOA Nazi would be coming to give us grief regarding parking during my party. I'd looked up the rules and found out that, in our neighbourhood, there were no restrictions as long as there was no obstruction to driveways. I looked at the detail and determined that as long as a car was more than eighteen inches away from the edge of a driveway, it would be fine. I determined that I would keep an eye on that -I knew that there would be someone else in the road that might also be doing the same.
Alan had offered us the use of his driveway for the party, so that gave us an extra three slots before we would have to resort to on-road parking.
All the girls piled into my truck and set off, for goodness knows where.
I went into my bag, and grabbed some paper and a pen, and began writing notes.
Dear Neighbour.
Just a quick not to let you know that tomorrow night I will be having a birthday party at my house (number six). Although there will be a number of guests, I will endeavour to keep the disturbance to a minimum.
Kind Regards
I made eight other copies of the note, and went door to door on the street, delivering a copy to each house. I had originally thought not to give one to the HOA Nazi but thought that would be childish and so I put one on his door too.
I was still on his porch when Tom Prichard picked up and read the note. I caught a fleeting thought about contacting a towing company. So that was his plan.
He would get a towing company to come and tow cars, illegally, even if they were parked properly. Once they have been removed, the beef is with the towing company, and they are notoriously difficult to deal with. Even if you manage to get away without paying the towing and storage fee - you still have the inconvenience of having to get to the tow yard to reclaim your vehicle. It was petty but that was him down to the ground. I wondered how I could counter him.
I was thinking about that as I was returning to the house. I noticed that there was someone on my front porch.
"Hi," I said. The man, who was in his mid-forties turned around. He grinned at me.
"Hi." He waved the note I had just posted through his door.
"I'm your neighbour" he pointed to the house, the other side of ours from Alan and Anne's. "John Gregson" he held his hand out.
"Nice to meet you," I said. "Sorry we haven't been by to introduce ourselves."
"It's no big deal," he said. "We kind of like to keep ourselves to ourselves, no offence."
"None taken," I said. "If you can't do your thing in your own home then where can you?"
He smiled. "I just thought I'd come and warn you," he said. "Pricktard," he nodded towards Tom Pritchard's house, "will have a problem with your party. Since you're not in the HOA he can't really do anything, but he has been known to pull stunts like deflating tires, keying cars, or calling towing companies. For tomorrow, if you want, I'll put my car in the garage - you can use my driveway - that gives you three cars that won't be on the road at least."
"That is amazingly generous of you," is said. "Thank you. Can I ask - did you join the HOA or was your house already in when you moved here."
"My wife joined," he said. "He got to her while I was at work. Now we're stuck with it. I've tried to get out, but there's so many penalties involved it's just not worth it. I keep my grass short, and put my trashcans out on time, so he generally leaves me alone."
"Are you sure that offering me your driveway isn't going to put you in his crosshairs?" I asked.
He considered that for a moment. "Fuck him!" he said eventually. "If it does, I'll deal with it then."
"Am I right in thinking then," I asked, "that if the option to leave the HOA were offered, you'd be out?"
"Like a shot," he said.
I grinned. "I'll see what I can do."
He looked at me sideways. "You get me out of the HOA," he said, "and I may even say good morning to you if we pass in the street."
I laughed. "Good enough," I said.
I had two more visitors that day, both of whom warned me about Tom Pritchard and his dirty tricks. Neither went so far as to offer their driveway, but the warning was appreciated. I would have to keep an eye on him. It also gave me an idea of how well liked he and his HOA were. I was beginning to conclude that I was going to do something about that.
When the girls came back, the truck was chock full of stuff - there was a good amount of food and drink, along with some trestle tables, and a stack of other stuff that I couldn't even begin to see. I went out to help them unload but was told, in no uncertain terms, to mind my business and go elsewhere. Josh and Dean were recruited in my stead. I went into the bedroom to stay out of the way.
I poked my head out just before my parents were due to arrive. I was banned from the kitchen and the back yard. I had to content myself with the living room or the bedroom, the den having already been converted to a bedroom for my parents. I wandered out onto the front drive and sat on the hood of my truck. Since I couldn't go into the backyard, I would have to enjoy the sunshine from here.
My parents arrived twenty minutes later.
I helped them in with their bags and showed them to the room they would be using. Jules and Ness came out to meet them too. The twins were still fiddling in the backyard. Jules and Ness gave them the guided tour and then brought them back into the living room. Ness brought us all coffee.
"I need to talk to you both," I said.