"All right, do you understand your assignment, Michelle?"
Michelle looked at the Projects Coordinator and offered a saucy wink. "Yes, fearless leader Archie, I understand. Go to Blonde Concepts and let them know I'm from Chrystal Heights MarketTech, their new marketing agency. Do a wonderful job. Acquire kudos. Win awards."
"I'm glad you have a timeline prepared," said Archie. "They're really big on security there and you're going to have to jump through hoops where that's involved. I know you'll think it's silly, but just do what they tell you to without your usual running commentary, okay?"
"Sure, no problem, boss," said Michelle. She offered Archie a winsome look. "Don't you trust me?"
"I *know* you," said Archie.
Michelle fluttered her eyelashes. "You say the sweetest things."
*****
Michelle used the drive through downtown Chrystal Heights to mentally review her information.
She had heard of Blonde Concepts, of course. Everybody had. They were a relatively new cosmetics company, but they really were about much more than just makeup. They produced their own game show- Bimbomania- and they used the game show to showcase their technological advances in the field of beautification and cosmetic improvement; even transformation. They were cutting-edge leaders in the field, rivaling Sleek Curvosity out of Darkview and sometimes even mentioned in the same breath as Bimbo Tech. They offered a wide range of products and their Research and Development team worked relentlessly to provide a constant stream of fresh, contemporary concepts.
Michelle presented her I.D. to the gate guard and the fence began to slide open. Security was a top priority with these cosmetic companies, because industrial espionage was very common. Michelle understood the need for it, but it made her job very difficult. Getting the information necessary to conduct a proper marketing campaign was much like giving birth to a baby elephant, as layers of security were in place specifically to keep one person from knowing too much about several aspects of the company. It was ironic, as the information required to put the campaign together was actually fairly superficial- a magazine advertisement certainly wasn't going to list the components used to make the various perfumes or whatnot- but because of their access to all aspects of the company, the marketing personnel actually required higher clearances than many of the employees.
Michelle blew a kiss at the security guard and chuckled at the resulting squirm. She then drove until she found a parking spot. She exited her vehicle, making sure she had her chic yet fashionable pink portfolio with her. Being pink, it had seemed a reasonable choice to work with at Blonde Concepts.
She made her way up the steps and walked through the automatic doors into the lobby. Bright, cheerful colors and tasteful pastels seemed to be everywhere, and she was prepared to swear that she could hear birds chirping. Michelle took a moment to take in the lobby, trying to figure an angle to perhaps work it in somewhere. She filed it away mentally and walked to the receptionist desk.
A cheerful blonde with big hair and even bigger breasts-which appeared to be attempting to escape their confinement- greeted Michelle.
"Hi! Welcome to Blonde Concepts! Can I help you?" said the blonde. Her badge identified her as Bibi.
Michelle offered a bright smile. "Hi, Bibi. I'm Michelle. I'm here to see Kelly."
Bibi blinked twice. Then she said, "Oh! Oh, you mean *Kelly*! Sure, wait just one minute, okay?" She nodded very earnestly.
Michelle snickered to herself. She had played bimbo herself often enough to appreciate the real thing, and Bibi was the real thing. Big, blonde hair down to her belly button, thick red lips, long red acrylic nails and an adorably confused expression as she was no doubt trying to wrap her tiny brain around whatever Kelly was telling her on the phone. Ironically enough, the desk appeared very organized and efficient. Bibi appeared to be a very organized bimbo.
Bibi finally set the receiver down and took a deep breath. "Kelly says to wait *right here* and don't go *anywhere*, 'kay? She's coming now to see you, honest!"
Michelle laughed. "Thanks, Bibi," she said. Then she leaned forward and grinned impishly. "You were really helpful, and I hope I see you again soon." Then Michelle let her eyes drop from Bibi's face to her cleavage.
Bibi blushed a rosy red and she dropped her eyes, but her hips twitched in response. Michelle wasn't going to pursue it...yet...but she had to admit that Bibi was quite fetching, if not a ball of fire in the brains department. Maybe after a couple of drinks...
"Michelle! I'm glad you made it so quickly."
Michelle turned at the voice. A dark-haired woman was approaching with her hand extended. Michelle took the offered hand. "Glad to be here. You're Kelly, I presume?"
The woman nodded. "I am. I'm in charge of Public Relations for Blonde Concepts, so I'm going to give you the run-down on what we're expecting. First, however, we've got to take care of your security clearance. Red tape, but I'm sure you understand."
Michelle nodded, her smile locked in place. Kelly appeared to be rather no-nonsense, so it didn't seem to be a good time for one of Michelle's colorful observations.
Kelly nodded at Bibi and the door buzzed to allow them entrance. "Most companies rely on the traditional five year agreement with employees to ensure confidentiality," said Kelly as they strolled through the door into the hallway. "However, we both know that doesn't prevent ex-employees or even disgruntled employees from revealing information you don't want passed to competitors. Yes, it gives one strong legal grounds, but that can't fix the damage. The best way to fix the damage is to make sure it doesn't happen in the first place. Step into this room, please."
Kelly and Michelle entered a room dominated by electronic equipment. A man in a white lab coat was flicking a needle. Another man stood nearby and looked at Kelly and Michelle with what seemed to be disdain.
Kelly nodded at the arrogant-seeming gentleman. "Good morning, sir. This is Michelle. She's the new girl from the marketing agency." Kelly turned to Michelle. "Michelle, this is Dr. Street," she said. "Dr. Street is the founder and Director of Blonde Concepts."
Michelle looked at the man with a new respect. The big man himself. She gave her best professional smile. "Good morning, Dr. Street. I appreciate this opportunity to work with you, and I think you'll be happy with the results."
The man gave Michelle what appeared to be a disapproving look-over, then turned to Kelly. "She's brunette," he said, in much the same tone of voice he might have said, "She's growing a second head."
Kelly nodded. "Yes, sir. Apparently they didn't have anything lighter available."
Dr. Street shook his head. "I already have a dark-haired girl in my PR department. I don't need another."
"I understand, sir," said Kelly, "but I haven't had a chance to discuss that with her yet."
Michelle kept her voice deceptively casual. "If you don't mind my asking," she said, "am I understanding correctly that there's a problem with my, ah, hair color?"
Kelly held up her hand. "Please, Michelle, don't misunderstand. Dr. Street is well aware that hair color has no bearing on ability. However, this *is* Blonde Concepts, and it would hardly be appropriate to have our marketing and PR department heads uniformly non-blonde. In point of fact, we actually requested a light-haired female person, if available."