I rushed to the staircase when Sam opened the door with another copy of my key. Shit! I looked around. Where had I left my keys? No, where had
Alex
left my keys? No, that wasn't the problem I needed to address first. I rushed to the railing. Sam flinched to see me.
"Heads up!" said Max. The boots flipped by my ears and hung off my shoulders. She giggled behind me.
"Oh, OK." Sam left her fuzzy winter boots on the third step above my soaked sneakers and Max's steel-toed giants. "Look, I'm not really sure this is the right place for me to be."
"The fuck it isn't." Max stuck her head out around my elbow as Sam took the turn off the landing and climbed the last three steps. Max pulled the boots off of me. "Now put these on."
"I'll take your coat."
"I'm not staying that long," Sam rebuffed me. She turned around and sat her butt down on the floor, her feet reaching down the stairs. She took the boots one at a time from Max, who watched with reverence and excitement. This was happening... This magic thing was happening!
Sam's right foot went into one boot, then the left. Her face didn't change. I sighed, relieved that the world worked as worlds do. I hadn't realized that denial of miracles was such a pillar of my worldview. She zipped up the right boot... Still nothing. Then the left.
"Holy shit! It really worked..." I said in awe. Max saw it too: Sam was back.
Sam was boiling excitement. Her lips cocked up and her hands shot in the air. She hopped up and spun. The heels clicked on the floor as she ran back up the last two steps and stood before us.
"I am so sorry! I've been a bitch!"
"No, you haven't." I shook my head. She was being manipulated. She wasn't to blame.
"How'd you feel before the boots?" Max questioned. She turned to me and hit my chest with her knuckles. Her smirk was redoubled in her eyes. "I thought you were going to take the lady's coat."
"Of course," I smiled. I accepted, gracefully, pink earmuffs and matching mittens. Those I handed off to Max, before I stepped around Sam and slid the coat down her arms. I could feel the iron in her shoulders. She was standing much taller than she had been a few minutes earlier. Her heavy winter coat slipped down. She was so beautiful. She had such a perfect figure. I was struck that she was wearing the same light sweater and jeans she had been wearing in her dorm room, though the jeans were zipped up now.
"Sam? Don't just stare at the hunk," Max said.
"What? I'm not
staring
, I'm
undressing him with my eyes
. Big difference!" Sam smirked. I flashed her a grin and grabbed a hanger from the closet.
"How did it feel when you came over?"
"Wrong," Sam said. "Thank God it's alright now."
"OK, that's less than detailed." Max shook her head. She blinked and nodded. I started to walk back to them but Sam's eyes flitted about the room.
"Did Alex have real cocoa on that list of hers?" Sam asked.
"You know she did," Max answered.
I frowned. I tried to appreciate the generous, flamboyant,
expensive
gesture. I tried not to find the groceries and amenities to be an invasive act of demeaning charity. I tried to focus on the girl. Okay, yeah,
that
worked.. I forced the positive to the surface. The negative niggled in my guts. I wasn't used to people doing things for me.
I put on the kettle. Sam flipped through my cupboards to find said cocoa and accompanying marshmallows. Max grabbed a spray can of whipped cream. I was then grabbed, ejected from my kitchenette, and sat down in my armchair.
"How was your date?" Sam asked Max.
"You know, I didn't even realize it was one until after!" The engineering student laughed at herself. I watched their denim-clad butts move back and forth as they filled mugs I had not owned when I had purchased the condoms that stood next to my keyboard. I had thrown those haphazardly on the bed. Great, just what I had wanted Peter to see when he brought his little girl over.
Wait! Would I rather he think that I wasn't taking precautions with Alex? That I didn't care about her safety and health? That I-
"Of course you didn't, you couldn't see the look in his eyes," Sam countered Max. "I was so jealous when you left."
"Why? He looks at you the same way," Max replied. She smiled, and brought me a mug.
"Thanks," I said. A big spiral of whipped cream melted in the steam. Chocolate flakes were sprinkled on top. I'm sure there were marshmallows underneath. Oh well, I was going to get diabetes from all of their sweetness eventually, no sense in waiting.
"It's hot. Don't burn your tongue," she warned.
"Yeah, she's got plans for it soon," Sam grinned. She hurried over and sat down on the coffee table. Max settled down next to her.
"What were you jealous of?" I asked Sam as I let the drink cool.
"Oh? Yeah... I, um, wanted to feel like I did when I was here last. I was certain that I never would again."
"Ouch." I frowned. "I would've done whatever it took to keep you from that misery."
She considered that seriously, then nodded. "Yeah, you literally would." She grinned. "God," she elbowed Max, "we are so lucky."
"It's not just luck." Max smirked. After her first sip there was whipped cream on the tip of her nose. I grinned, lunged my head forward, and slurped it off. She was giggling. Sam immediately scooped up a dollop with her own nose and leaned in to me, expectantly.
I shook my head. "I just tagged Max.
She's
it, now."
"Oh, I, um-" Sam never finished her thought. Max snapped forward like a rattlesnake, engulfing Sam's entire nose. Sam shrieked in surprise. I was laughing when Max came back with whipped cream on her triumphant smirk. I managed to move my knee and avoid the splash of Sam's spilt cocoa.
"Oh crap! I'll get a towel!" Sam made more of a mess as she rushed to put her mug down. I was still laughing. The cocoa had cooled enough so that I wasn't about to be scalded. I sipped my cocoa. Max pushed the mug higher. She made certain there was something on my nose. I grinned at her. Sam dropped down and started wiping up the spill with a paper towel.
"Well?" I dared Max.
"I'm not it," she said, sipping her cocoa without nasal involvement.
"You're up, Sam," I said and touched her thigh with my toe to catch her attention.
"OK, I'll..." She saw my face: hers was soaked in nervous worry, but mine was adorned with silliness. We both felt better when she laughed. She rose to her knees, kissed my nose, and then stuck her tongue out at me as she moved to stand. I snatched the cream off the tip of her tongue.
"Ok, geez, let me throw these out." Sam hurried away with her cheeks flushed red. I grinned at Max who was smiling.