"I hate this game. I don't understand how you're having fun," Sam announced after Alex had won their first game of
Ascension
.
"I hope the grocery store is open tomorrow," Max said as she dragged a couple of cans of Richardson's store-brand chicken noodle soup from my cupboards. "You can't feed us for another day."
"We'll play something else now, Sam," Alex climbed up to her feet. "What do you like?"
"Don't you three have meal plans?" I asked. "I'm not used to buying food for four."
"I don't know what any of these are except for
Sorry
," Sam grumbled. "I always hated
Sorry
."
"Well yeah, but the power's still not on uptown, so where would Alex eat?" Max answered me. I switched over to Sam and Alex turned to Max.
"I don't think we have enough liquor for
Sorry
. We'd have to use half-shots," I pointed out.
"They cook everything with propane anyways. Besides, I can eat at you guys's meal hall too. It's closer, and the roads are bigger and they're more likely to be ploughed," Alex said. "The trick'll be smuggling out food for Gene."
"Shots?
Sorry
's a drinking game?" Sam raised her nose in confusion. She had been energetic all day. She had been tramping around in the boots and my bathrobe. Bathrobes had become the uniform of sorts.
"We'll just take Gene out for food," Max said. "Least we could do, right?"
"It isn't tonight. You girls have class tomorrow," I pointed out.
"You think anything'll be open?" Alex asked. She pulled out
Master Labyrinth
and grabbed Sam's attention. "C'mon, girl. No more math."
"You're just saying that to get me naked," Sam accused.
"I like math," Max said as she came over. "But I do too much of it at school. I want to relax with friends and no math." She poked me. "You don't have crackers or bread."
"No, I probably don't." I looked up. "Is there enough soup for everyone?"
"There is, but I think you'll want something more."
"I usually fry up some meat and dump it in along with some frozen vegetables when I cook a can of soup." She didn't like that idea, but she reached for the freezer anyways. I changed tack and stopped her. "There's some potatoes. Do you girls like mashed potatoes? I do good mashed potatoes."
"Really?" Sam lit up.
"Sure," I said. I climbed up and lifted Max out of my way as I walked over to the little kitchenette. It was small for me. It wasn't big enough to prepare a meal with someone. That was always something I liked to do. Hadn't done it in a while.
"Do you need me to peel?" Max asked. She had asserted herself on my kitchen and apartment all day. The bed was made with fresh sheets. The garbage was packed up. She had volunteered to shovel. She would've scrubbed down the walls, floors, and bathroom if I hadn't got embarrassed and stopped her. That probably would've just been a delay but I had cleaned the washroom as she stripped and remade the bed.
"So you're a wizard," Alex was saying, "You're going to make a secret magic spell but we all have to raid this moving labyrinth for ingredients." That was a good game. Simple. Not
entirely
math-free though: you had to take into account the topology of rearranging the map and predicting the paths you needed to get the bits you wanted. And once all the playing was done, you had to count up to see who won. Sam would accuse Alex of hiding math on her by the time we were finished.
"I'm going to give mom a call while you guys do dinner." Sam got up and went to the washroom again. She was smiling this time. I was glad she had perked herself up after this morning. Alex flounced over and hugged me.
"How do you make mashed potatoes?" she asked me.
"You boil them and then you hit them," I said, surprised the concept needed to be explained.
"Oh la la!" Alex squeezed me and hammed up her praise. "Such a knowledgeable and skilled chef!"
"Yes, it's an ancient family recipe from just before man tamed the dinosaurs," I said with a smile. I kissed her. Grabbed her around the waist and pulled her in.
I looked over at Max, who was expertly peeling a potato with my paring knife. I usually just used the peeler and wasted way more. She smiled down at her hands. "Humans weren't around to tame dinosaurs."
"What about chickens?" I asked. Had I thought twice, I might have come up with another plan. I shushed the giggling Alexa and stalked the intent Maxine.
"I suppose birds are dino--Christ!" Max squealed as I grabbed her waist and laughed warmly. I nosed aside her red hair and sloppily kissed her neck. "Ow! Crap!"
"Oh my god!" I reached across her and turned on the faucet. She put the knife down and was holding her left hand where she had cut into her index finger. I hoped I had band-aids. I kissed her ear. "Sorry!"
"It's only a little cut," she said, rinsing it. Alex stepped up with a sponge to wash off the knife. Max shook her head. "I'll get that."
"Health first. It doesn't look deep. I'll get you a band-aid." I hoped I was not going to be having her hold a couple folds of toilet paper over the cut. I was certain I didn't have Kleenex.
"It's like I can't even look at him without feeling happier than I've ever felt in my life," I heard Sam saying to her mom. "How do I get him to tell me he loves me?"
I tried to ignore that as I rapped on the door. She jumped and squealed.
"Sam, uh, Samantha, uh, lovely, uh," I was brainfarting.
"What is it, Gene?" she asked.
"Max cut herself--Max has a cut on her hand. Can you pass me a band-aid from behind the mirror?" I hoped.
"Sure, yeah, of course." She quickly opened the door and handed me a box of Ninja Turtles Band-Aids. It was unopened. I frowned. Maybe I had just assumed -- for more than a
year
-- that I didn't have any. "It's not bad, is it?"
"Just a little cut on her finger."
She smiled at me. "Here you are, nurse."
"Why, thank you, doctor!" I said back. She closed the door, but kept her smile through the crack until we couldn't have eye contact anymore.
"Yes, Mom. Max. My
roommate