I awoke with a headache looming on the horizon and a head that felt like it was full of cotton fuzz. I could also feel a single body snuggled up against me, and the slightly bony nature of the elbow against my back informed me that it was
probably
Cindy. Shifting slowly, I rolled over enough to determine that it was, in fact, my little blonde demon. I had been curled up facing away from her, while she was sprawled out with her arms shoved under some pillows overhead. We were both also under the covers, despite the fact that I was pretty sure I had fallen asleep on top of them.
Through clever detective work, I determined that I was probably slightly hung over. Not terribly, but enough that my perceptions seemed ever so slightly out of phase with the world. Coffee. Coffee would help.
I slipped out from beneath the covers, which Cindy promptly gathered up like some kind of Blanket Dragon, piling them on top of herself without any sign of actually waking. My footsteps seemed oddly loud on the carpeted floor as I walked to the door to the living room, and as I got close, I picked up the sound of women speaking outside. I was buck-ass-naked, so I cracked the door a little and peeked out - just to make sure Aubrette hadn't invited Sara in to talk. Instead, what I saw was my Sidhe Vassal in the kitchen, naked, blushing, but also industriously working at the compact stovetop with a pan. She was speaking to Rose, who was seated over on the couch, sipping a mug of coffee.
There were no signs of any women who weren't already intimately familiar with my junk, so I opened the door the rest of the way and walked into the living room. I made it almost to the couch before either of the two Fae women noticed me, causing Aubrette to make a startled noise as she turned. "Oh! My Lord, good morning. Are you well this morning?"
Rose's reaction was far less subdued. The Puca set her mug down on the table next to the couch, then stood. She was wearing one of my t-shirts, which was stretched lewdly over her chest. I knew for a fact I had bigger shirts in my room, meaning she had to have chosen one of my smallest on purpose. Her eyes were wide as she looked at me, and she abruptly started speaking in a rapid babble. "Oh, Master! Please forgive your humble mount for not being there when you woke! Your stupid slut is sorry!"
I blinked, trying to stammer out a response, "No, Rose, you're fine, it's..." the Puca rapidly made her way around the couch to arrive before me. Looking down into her golden eyes, I was cut off as she again started talking quickly.
"No, please let this unworthy one make it up to you. Please, can the latest, lowest member of your harem serve you in any way? My mouth, my tits, my pussy... or of course my ass, use them and show me my place in the world."
I again tried talking, waving my hands frantically in front of me. "What? No, I don't... Rose, you aren't a member of my harem, I don't even..."
Again the curvy little Puca spoke, her tone sounding almost panicked. "Of course, you're right, your newest fucktoy hasn't earned the privilege of being in your harem. Punish me, Master. I cannot offer you anything, for my body already belongs to you." In a practiced motion, she reached down and grasped the bottom of the t-shirt she wore, whipping it off over her head and sending her huge tits bouncing wildly, before dropping to her knees and wrapping her arms around my legs. Not expecting the sudden contact, I swayed as the the curvaceous woman almost knocked me over as she wrapped her tits around one of my legs and started rubbing them back and forth. She started rubbing her face along my thigh a few inches from my dick, but I was quite frankly too confused and overwhelmed for that particular organ to even begin to react.
"I... what... Rose... I..." I stammered, trying to figure out how to tackle the suddenly changed nature of the gorgeous curvy woman I brought home the night before.
Then I noticed her shaking. At first, I thought she was bursting out into tears, since I was unable to see her expression with her face against my thigh. Then I caught the pattern of her breathing, and my addled brain started to catch on. "You're fucking with me."
Rose's face turned up at me, and I could see an impish smile on her full lips. Her eyes all but danced with merriment, and she showed no hint of shame as she acknowledged, "Yup!". Then she stood up, using me as a convenient way to climb to her feet. She padded over to where she had just tossed my shirt and retrieved it from the floor. I hadn't noticed in her sudden approach, but she was also wearing a pair of my boxers. She turned to face me, no trace of self-consciousness in her motion as she lifted her arms up and began the slightly laborious process of stretching my shirt back over her chest. The poor One Punch Man print on it was never going to be the same after this.
The Puca spoke as she wiggled, and I eventually managed to tear my eyes off of her bounteous chest to actually pay attention to what she was saying. "...had a good talk with Cindy last night, and then another one with Aubrette this morning. Probably a good idea for you and me to have a conversation as well, but I'm guessing you're going to want that stack of pancakes Red is making first. You get some coffee and breakfast in you, and let me know when you're awake enough to talk."
I started salivating the moment the Puca mentioned breakfast, my nose finally catching up to my surroundings to belatedly inform me that there were indeed pancakes on offer. I spun around to where my auburn haired vassal was still standing naked, rolled my eyes a little when I figured out
why
she was naked, and ordered, "Aubrette, you may get dressed as soon as you can do so safely without messing up breakfast."