"And my balls are always bouncing,
and my ballroom always full.
And everybody comes and comes again.
If your name is on the guest list,
no one can take you higher.
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire."
-AC/DC, *"Big Balls"*
Helena reached the dance floor and looked toward the table where Troy, Julie, and Maria sat. Before she could walk over to them, she was surrounded by young men in expensive tuxedos, all wanting to share the first dance with La Contessa. Soon, Troy lost sight of her through the men descending upon her. A look over at the two ladies who sat with him revealed smaller predator packs who'd realized they had no shot at La Contessa flocking around his wife and La Contessa's maid, asking to have the first dance with them.
Maria enjoyed the attention and chose one of the boys to escort her to the dance floor. Julie stole her seat closer to Troy and replied with a complicated hand gesture that involved pointing to Troy, flashing her wedding ring, and then picking up her drink to show she already had one. The pack quickly moved on to try other prey.
The crowd of men around the landing parted and Helena appeared at their table, taking the seat Julie had just vacated.
"Hello, you two. Glad you could make it. Sorry about your entrance, figured you wouldn't want your pictures in every scandal rag in Europe."
Troy took a sip of his drink. "Helen, we got to enter a CASTLE through a SECRET PASSAGE! You have nothing to apologize about."
Helen smiled; a real one. It got bigger as she turned to Julie. "Love this ensemble, Julie."
Julie smiled back, sensing the sincerity. "Thanks. Yours is amazing too. I expected no less, Helena."
"Well, on the subject of things you expected, I gave the..." She jerked her thumb toward the men that were dispersing from where she'd been, turning it into a wanking gesture at the end. "Billionaire Boys' Club over there the brushoff in order to exercise my privilege as hostess and Contessa to choose my partner for the first dance." Julie gave a nod, Helen turned back to Troy as she stood. "Been keeping up on your waltz, Mr. Equals?"
"No," Troy said, standing. "But give me a minuet and I'm sure it'll all come Bach to me."
"Feel free to keep him after that one," Julie said, taking a drink.
"Careful, hon, you know I just might. Oh, your gift bags each have an extra iPad for your two friends and there's another bag for you to take back to your friend from the party who didn't come along. Tell those girls if we ever meet again, I expect them to be EARNED," and with a wink, Helena led Troy to the dance floor.
Once they were gone, another well-dressed man approached Julie. She smiled, gulped down the last of her drink, said "Fuck it, yeah," and took his hand.
* * *
"People are looking at us to start dancing, Helen," Troy whispered into her ear.
She inhaled deeply and replied as a sigh. "Emay e Komissa, Troy. Thah perimenateh."
"You ARE the Countess, and they WILL wait, it's just getting a little weird."
"Dammit, Troilus, just fuckin' hold me a second here."
"Ok."
She took two more deep breaths before leaning back, taking one hand from around him, and holding his with it. A nod, and the dance began.
"So, what you did with the crowd at the end of your speech? We both caught that."
"That was for you. Julie can take care of herself in a room like this. You're a decent person, Troy; and these people are sharks."
"I know you'll save me."
"Hey, I'm not locked in here with them, they're locked in here with me."
"Just like Maria?"
Helen lost half a step, then recovered.
"It's not like that at all. Maria is happy and I'm happy to have her."
"So she says. In fact, she's the first to defend you. You've taken everything from her and she still defended you when Julie... well, it was the kind of joke she'd tell to your face anyway; it wouldn't really work now."
"Hostility has never become you, Troy. What else is wrong?"
It was Troy's turn to lose a step. He swallowed before continuing.
"Susan, the other woman at the bachelor party; the one who didn't come here with us."
Helena leaned back and looked in Troy's eyes.