It had seemed like such a good idea at the time. Starting a new life, moving to a new home, a fresh start. But now that Xander was more than 12 hours into his self powered flight across the Pacific Ocean, it didn't seem like such a great idea. The incubus's wings were getting tired, and the sun was beating down on him mercilessly, drying out his wings, parching his throat. It had seemed like such a good idea, but he was starting to realize he was about to run out of steam and there wasn't a hint of land in sight.
As he continued to scan the horizon for a sign of... well, at this point, anything, he failed to realize just how tired his wings were getting. And then all of a sudden the left wing dipped just a bit too far, and all at once his balance was thrown off. He screamed a bit in frustration as the wind caught the wing in just the right way and threw him wildly out of control as he started to spin in mid air and fall rapidly. He tried to recover, but after 12 hours of flight he was just too tired, he didn't' have it in him. He looked down at the rapidly approaching ocean. Hitting the water would probably not feel too good at this speed.
About a mile away from the water he started to scream, not the manly kind of death rattle that you would expect from our hero... no, this was a pure girly scream. And then it happened; the ocean was replaced with something else. Something ... white?! It took him a moment to realize he was heading straight for a cruise ship that just happened to be passing beneath him. The scream got even louder and more girly as he watched the ship start to pass beneath him, he was getting closer and closer. Where would he land? Bridge? No just passed it, Flags? No, passed that too. Rear deck? Definitely rear deck, big rear deck, big... pool!
Xander hit the pool at full speed, the splash sent waves of water flying out of either side of the pool, and soaking several sunbathers on each side. The impact broke just about everything in his body, not to mention every single bone. Fortunately, being an incubus, his injuries healed by the time he came back to the surface. Exhausted and panting he grabbed the side of the deck and gasped in exhaustion. "Perfect 10!" he heard from a very familiar female voice.
He looked up to see Veo, his oldest, and literally timeless friend lounging on a deck chair. Each of her massive blackened angelic wings taking up the chairs on either side of her as she sat smiling, a lemonade in one hand and a book in the other. Directly to her left was one of the officers of the cruise ship standing with a blank, vacant expression that Xander recognized instantly. Veo gave the incubus a wink and looked at the officer. "Thank you Commander, you may tell the captain that he piloted flawlessly and he may now make whatever adjustments in speed and direction he needs to make our destination on time."
Xander watched as the clearly hypnotized Commander replied with a rather flat "Yes Ma'am" and turned and walked away. He laughed a bit as he climbed out of the pool and stretched a bit. As he did his wings seemed to flicker, almost as if, for a split second, they were fading in and out of existence, like static on a tv. "What the hell?" he asked, noticing the wings reactions just before they stabilized. He took a moment to make sure the wings were ok before they started to shrink, becoming smaller and smaller until they folded under the skin of his back near his shoulder blades.
Veo had seen the wings flicker, and knew exactly what it meant but said nothing, she simply used her own wing to slide a chair up for him to sit down, and with a warm smile told him "Take a seat" and handed him a lemonade. "Nice flight?"
Xander crashed into the chair, panting with exhaustion, and started to sip his lemonade, giving Veo a strange look. After several minutes he finally spoke. "How... in the hell... Did you... Beat me... Here?" he asked between pants. "When I started this flight... shit...What is it now, 3, maybe 4 days ago, you were on the same exact rooftop as me... how did you get here fast enough to commandeer a cruise ship?"
The beautiful brunette angel just smiled and laughed at him "Silly boy, I'm an Angelic General, and although I may be retired, I'm still in peak physical condition. That and you are really, really, slow when it comes to flying. Also, it's only been 12 hours, not 4 days... Sorry honey."
Xander rolled his eyes and continued to simply pant and sip his lemonade. After a few minutes Veo stood up and helped him to his feet "Come on Honeybun, I'll show you to your state room."
Several hours later Xander was awoken by the sound of a rather vicious banging on his state room door. After pulling himself out of bed and moving to the door he found Veo on the other side of the door with a beaming smile "Hey! Come on, there is a show I want you to see tonight."
Veo took Xander down to one of the entertainment lounges and pointed to the sign for a stage hypnosis show scheduled for later that night. Upon seeing the sign Xander... well, the poor guy had a bit of a panic attack. "A hypnosis show? Umm I mean why would I... would we... Would you..."
Veo noticed just how nervous he was and put her hand on her old friend's shoulder. "Xander, it's ok, you just got through some major trauma, you're out of sorts and confused in your head. That's all normal. But it's time to get those wheels working again, after all, I know how much you love seeing pretty girls hypnotized." She said while wiggling her eyebrows.