If Beatrice had to pick Lucy Augustine's most frightening trait, it would be her silence.
It was a strange thing, the way it infiltrated the air: innocuous, at first, until its cold fingers brushed your cheek, like a chilly wind on a summer day. There was always a chance it was nothing, a fleeting bout of unseasonable ill-temper. But more often than not, it heralded an end to the days of sun, and a coming harvest for the unsuspecting herd. The question was: upon whom would the blade fall this time?
It was this thought that forced Beatrice to lower her fork, her cafeteria lunch suddenly less appetizing now that she sensed the shifting weather. Alissa obviously noticed it too: her green eyes were wide and alert behind her fake glasses, her gaze darting between Beatrice, Lucy, and their other two companions. For their part, Teresa and Suzi seemed just as oblivious as ever: the former was still twirling a strand of poppy-red hair around her finger, speculating about a passing couple's virginity while her bouncy, busty audience giggled. Didn't they recognize the ice in their leader's eyes? Couldn't they feel the frigid quiet enshrouding their table? A part of Beatrice wanted to say something, to risk drawing Lucy's ire, if only to shatter the awful tension. But that wasn't the way things were done. When the golden-haired goddess of Helgrove High wished to speak, she would.
"We need a new slave," Lucy finally stated, glaring at her phone screen.
Teresa stopped mid-joke, sharing a panicked look with Suzi before the latter asked: "Uh, whaddya mean?"
"You know what I mean. A slave. A gopher. An errand boy. Whatever you want to call it."
"Oh, like Peter," Alissa suggested.
"Not anymore." The tyrant's tiny nostrils flared. "I had to wait a whole hour for him to pick me up on Saturday. That's strike three. So he's out."
"Awwww," Suzi pouted. "I liked him. He always brought the good granola bars to swim practice."
"So when you say he's 'out,' do you mean like 'out-out?'" Teresa asked excitedly. "Like, all the way?"
"That was our arrangement," Lucy nodded, setting her phone down with a sigh. "Those disgusting drawings of his should be circulating any minute now. Maybe that'll teach him to stop being such a flake."
"A furry flake," Suzi giggled. "No wait, a flakey furry!"
"Gross," Alissa grimaced. "I swear this school's perv infestation gets worse every year."
"Totally," Beatrice agreed, even she struggled to maintain her smile. This wasn't her first time witnessing a wayward pawn's punishment, but it still twisted her stomach to think about. Peter's only crimes were being a little too infatuated with Lucy, and a little too careless sharing his...artistic pursuits. Did that really warrant being shackled to her whims under threat of social crucifixion? Probably not. But, Beatrice reminded herself, that was just the way the world worked. Either you inserted yourself among the strong, or withered helplessly with the weak. Her own experience had taught her as much.
"So, wait." The slightest furrow appeared on Suzi's smooth brow. "Does this mean no one's gonna do our trig homework anymore? 'Cause there is no way I can do it. Triangles are, like, the worst."
Lucy arched an elegant eyebrow. "That's why I said we need a replacement. Weren't you listening?"
"R-right. Duh. I just meant, like, we should hurry up and find one or whatever, right?"
Lucy smiled, in that way that Beatrice always suspected was condescending, but could never say for sure. "Don't worry," the blonde said. "I already have the target lined up. I just need Bea to pull the trigger."
Beatrice blinked. "Me?"
"Interesting," Alissa's eyes narrowed. "Someone with a She-Hulk fetish, perhaps?"
Beatrice scowled. "Shut up. I told you not to call me that."
"I'm only teasing. You know I love your tree-trunk legs. I'm sure tons of guys would love to get crushed between them." The bespectacled pixie giggled.
Lucy smirked. "Alissa's jealousy aside, she's not wrong. In fact, I know of one poor simp who'd be a perfect target for you."
"Really?" Beatrice frowned. "Who?"
Lucy tilted her head forward. "See for yourself."
Beatrice glanced over her shoulder, and found herself meeting the hooded gaze of a tall, frail-looking boy seated two tables down. Instantly, his dark pupils flicked away, his unruly black hair hiding his expression as he became transfixed by his lunch tray. But the charade hadn't fooled anyone, and Beatrice felt herself turn scarlet as her friends burst out laughing.
There was no denying it: Levi Ehrlich had been staring at her.
"Oh no," Alissa cackled. "Oh Bea, I'm so, so sorry."
"Did you see the way he was looking at you?" Teresa howled. "He was all: hrrmmmgh."
"No no no no," Suzi insisted. "It was more like: harmmhhnn."
"Hnnngghh."
"Hrrarrnnmmh."