Chapter 18
A cougar wearing white gloves, nylons, garter belts, and giving blowjobs
The next few days slowly drifted by until it was late Friday night, a little after 10 pm, when Marianne pulled in my driveway. She drove one of those Volvo Cross Country things. I hate Volvos, especially crossover SUV's. They're so safe, so dependable, so boring, and not much fun. I hoped she wouldn't be just like her car. After having sex with her daughter Gwen, if she was a car, she'd be a Lamborghini, brutally fast, while still sexy.
To me, there's nothing like taking my life in my hands in a rear wheel drive speedster, such as a Mustang or a Camaro, peeling out and burning some rubber, as I sling the rear end sideways, until the traction and stability control kicks in and catches it, just before it spins a donut. Now, those are real cars, especially during a first snowfall in the winter and especially with the traction and stability control turned off. Yahoo! It's more fun never knowing if I'm going to make it home alive. Hang on to your balls because, unsafe at any speed, we're going downhill on an icy road and taking dead man's curve at twice the sane speed.
Just before she arrived, I thought that I should have gotten her cell phone number because I was beginning to worry. I thought she'd be here by now. Granted it's a long drive, but it was getting late, too late for a woman to be on the road alone, especially after what had happened to Lynn. I was glad when she arrived, finally.
I watched her from the upstairs window as she pulled in the driveway. Having been so curious what she'd look like, I wanted to see what she looked like, before running down and opening the front door. I got a look at her through her windshield. Much like her daughters, Lynn and Gwen, she looked blonde and pretty. Then, I stood and watched her from my front porch and was shocked when she stepped out of the car.
Dina fucking Merrill live and in her prime. That's who she looked like. She looked just like Dina Merrill. Only, be still my heart, she had the body of Angie Dickinson. A cross between Dina Merrill and Angie Dickinson, she made me wonder what grandma looked like. Between Lynn, Gwen, and now Marianne, the gene pool in this family is amazing. My fantasy dream women all rolled into one, she had the face of Dina Merrill and the body of Angie Dickenson. Wow! Hot!
So, is that what Gwen will look like when she's nearly 60-years-old. Marianne was absolutely stunning. Truly, I figured that she'd be short and hippy and look nothing like her daughters. Boy was I wrong. The genetic makeup of Lynn and Gwen's family is spectacular. They must be Nordic because they certainly aren't one of us fat Americans. I could just see the three of them skiing down a mountain slope in the Bavarian Alps, while representing Sweden, Norway, or Denmark in the Olympics. Tall, shapely, beautiful, and blonde, unless they're from Texas, women around her just don't look like that.
Now, I know where her daughters received their beauty from because Marianne was a knockout. Definitely, she didn't look 60-years-old. Had I not known her age, I would have guessed that she was in her late forties. She looked that good.
I ran down the front steps and gave her a hug. She felt firm in my arms and when I hugged her, her perfume sexually assaulted my senses. She smelled wonderful. She smelled like a woman and not like the girls that I had been bedding, Lynn, Jamie, and Gwen.
"I love your perfume," I said breaking the hug and taking a step back. "What fragrance is it?"
"Chanel," she said.
I knew for it to smell that good that it had to be expensive. It had been a while since I had experienced the sensation of Chanel. To my nose, there's not a better perfume in the world. Now that I think about it, with Marianne born 60 years ago, it had been a while since I've been with a woman who was born more than 25 years ago. Suddenly, I've become such a dirty, old man degenerate.
I carried her overnight bag inside and gave her a quick tour of the house. She kept eyeing me out of the corner of her eye. It was a curiously coy look of interest.
"What?" I checked my fly and looked down at myself to see if there was something wrong. "Why do you keep looking at me like that?" I chuckled a smile.
"Like what?"
Refined, properly poised, and educated, she even sounded like Dina Merrill, but she had the sexy movements of Angie Dickinson.
"You look at me like you're curious about me and unsure what to make of me."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I was just trying to see what Lynn saw in you, I mean, why she'd want to be with a man much older."
"Do I look that terrible?" I said looking down at myself again.
"No, not at all," she laughed making me laugh with her. "Actually, you look quite good. Now I understand why my daughter would find you attractive and irresistible, actually. You're quite delightfully charming and fetching in a manly sort of way, much different than her Dad." She gave me another long look, this time more approving. "Being that Lynn was never close to her father, I feared she'd be looking for the Daddy she never had in dating you."
"Thank you, I think," I laughed away my awkwardness.
"You don't look 50," she said looking at me from head to toe.
"Actually, I'm not 50. I'm 49. I won't be 50 for a few months, yet."
"Well, you look 39," she said with a big smile.
"Thank you," I said beaming with her compliment. "You don't look 60."