I walked into the bar amidst screams of my name. Seems I had several friends spread about. I stopped to talk to each group as I made my way to the back to the one I had come down to meet. Amber had left me a note saying she was here and I should catch up to her. She was towards the back of the bar and from her hoops I could tell she was pretty toasted. It was late when I got there, after eleven.
When I came up to her, Amber threw her arms around my neck again letting me know she was pretty drunk. Having just come from a football game I was sober so I decided it would be best to stay that way and make sure my friends got home safe. Amber was filling me in on all that happened since her arrival. She had met some very nice young men. She introduced me to them as they came by. She pointed to one at the bar and said "Go ask him if his friend showed up yet. He's really cute and has such a nice deep voice."
Being the outgoing person that I am I walked over, ran my hand down his back to his ass and asked, "My friend wants to know if your friend has shown up yet."
He turned around and asked," And who is your friend?" As he turned I recognized him but didn't say anything. I pointed to Amber. "No he hasn't," he grumbled. "I am going to kick the shit out of him when I see him."
"Well why don't you join us?" I offered, as I knew that was Amber's intent all along. "Are you even old enough to be in here?" I asked, knowing he was pretty young.
"Yes I am old enough to be in here," he said picking up his drink. It was obvious he had been drinking pretty hard too as he made his way to the table. When we got there and the light was better he turned to me and said, "Don't you know my mom?"
"No dear. I don't know your mom," I assured him, trying to give him the illusion that even though I did indeed know him that this was a confidential arena.
"NO. No. You do," he insisted.
"Yes dear I know your mom. That's why I asked if you were old enough to be in here. You are way young. I know your little brother but I can't think of your name."
"Well I AM old enough," he said groping for his wallet. He pulled out his driver's license. He was 22.
"Ok. So you're old enough," I stated. "Amber, this is Kenny. Kenny this is Amber," I said in way of introduction.
He looked at Amber and said, "She grabbed my ass."
Now anyone who knows me at all knows that I have a habit of grabbing nice asses as they go by. Most men don't mind but I thought here I might have overstepped. "I'm sorry. I won't do it again," I apologized.
"NO!! Do it all you want," he explained and then turned his ass so it was within reach. Being the polite person that I am, I reached out and grabbed another handful just to make him feel better.
He stayed with us for a bit making small talk and then wandered on about the bar. He would stumble by every now and again. As he did I made sure to touch his ass so he wouldn't feel neglected. On one such trip by he stopped and turned saying, "You know. You can grab my balls if you like." How rude would it have been to refuse an offer such as that!!?? My hand immediately dropped down to cup the prized offering. He let out a little moan. I decided to take further advantage if he would let me.
"How did you get down here tonight?" I asked. Being the concerned citizen, I didn't want him to drive home in his condition.
"I walked. Why?" he asked, oblivious to my innuendo.
"Well I drove and I am sober. I could give you a ride home if you like."
He looked me square in the eye and said, "I am not interested in a ride home. Just a ride." Having said that he wandered off. He came by again several times alternating between hitting on me and hitting on Amber.
When closing time came I took his arm and led him to my car. All the way out he protested saying he could walk home. When we reached my car Amber climbed into the front seat and he got in the back. I pulled out of the space and headed towards Amber's house. My plan was to take her home and find some nice quiet place to see just how good our little man was.
"You girls don't know what you are missing," he said with confidence way beyond his years. "I'll do anything you want. All 3 of us could have some fun." Now I know from conversations with Amber that she is not into anything like that. I was also pretty sure that he was drunk enough that if he could get it up it wouldn't be for long. I drove on to Amber's house.
As we pulled into the drive he said, "So what's it going to be?"
Amber, unaware of what I was thinking said, "She is just going to take you home. I am not feeling well."
"Come on. We could have some fun," he protested.
I pulled into the drive and shut off the car. I got out as Amber did. She looked at me but it was Kenny he spoke, "see! She is all for it."
Amber looked to me and said, "I don't understand what is going on."