This story is XXX rated. Not only must you be older than 18-years-old to read my story but also, and this is tricky, you must be an immature adult.
Are you over 18-years-old?
Lean to the screen and nod your head in the affirmative or shake your head in the negative so that I can see if you are older than 18-years-old or if you're a minor and prohibited from reading my story. If you nodded your head in the affirmative, please stay. If you shook your head in the negative, please leave.
Now for the immature adult question. Are you an immature adult? I realize, of course, that not many mature adults read stories on Literotica but there is a reason for my question.
Knock once on your computer screen for yes that you're an immature adult and knock twice on your computer screen for no that you are a mature adult.
If you are an immature adult, please stay. If you are a mature adult, please leave.
Finally, for the immature adult test question. Ready? Okay, here goes.
If you happened upon a beautiful, sexy, drunken blonde with her clothes disheveled, with her tits and pussy exposed, and you were alone with her in a dark alley, what would you do? Would you have her blow you or would you call her a cab? Sorry but your answer can only be one or the other. You cannot have her blow you and then call her a cab after she swallows your cum.
Knock once on your computer screen for yes, that you'd have her blow you, and knock twice on your computer screen for no, that you'd call her a cab.
For those who knocked once on their computer screen, that you'd have her blow you, please stay. Without a doubt, you are an immature adult. I invite you to read my story.
For those of you who knocked twice on their computer screen to call her a cab, please leave. How dare you? What the Hell kind of degenerate are you? You're not wanted here. I cannot allow you to read my story. You're not depraved enough to read my story. How dare you pose as a pervert? You're an imposter,
"Go! Get out! Beat it! Scram! Hit the road! Get lost! Leave! Security!"
Now, for those of you who are still here. Good. You passed my immature adult test. You are indeed an immature adult, my kind of immature adult, a perverted, immature adult. Now leave your pants unzipped and let's read some porn.
Okay, now that we're alone with our bad selves, shall we begin?
### TallBlondeBustyBlueEyedBimbo ###
"Oh, my God, Tommy. Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck my cunt, Tommy. Fuck my cunt! That's it. Right there. Just like that. Oh, my God. Oh, my frigging God, I'm going to cum," said Irene, the wife of my friend's landlord.
As if I was in the room with them, I listened at my friend's front door.
"Don't stop fucking me! Fuck me harder, Tommy. Fuck me faster. I'm going to cum," said Irene. "I'm going to cum!"
Vito and everyone else in the neighborhood heard them fucking all the way outside and up the stairs to Tommy's fourth floor walkup apartment. Vito waited until they were done and the landlord left before he knocked on Tommy's door. Tommy had a backdoor stair that his landlord used so that her husband wouldn't know she was fucking their tenant. Had her husband been home, she would have needed more than just a backdoor stair for her sexual rendezvous to go undetected. She'd need for Tommy to have a soundproof apartment.
"I heard Mrs. Murphy all the way outside," said Vito with a laugh. "What was all that about?"
Tommy shrug.
"I'm a little short on my rent this month," said Tommy.
Vito reached in his pocket and pulled out some cash.
"You were short last month and the month before, if I remember," said Vito. "I have thirty bucks," said Vito. "How short on your rent are you?"
Tommy smiled at his best friend.
"All of it," said Tommy with a laugh.
Vito looked at his friend as if he was deranged.
"All of it? You can't pay your rent? What are you going to do, Tommy?"
Tommy gave Vito a shit eating grin.
"Don't worry, just as I did last month and the month before, I just gave Irene the fucking of her life. I'm covered until next month," he said.
Vito shook his head in disbelief.
"God you're such a dirty dog. Have you no morals? Have you no scruples? She's a married woman with kids," said Vito. "She's older than my mother. What is she forty-five?"
Tommy flopped himself on the living room couch.
"I dunno. She's about that age, maybe, a little older or a little older, I guess. I really don't know how old she is nor do I care. As long as they have tits to fondle, pussies to fuck, and mouths to suck, no matter if they're young old, beautiful or ugly, women are women to me. Besides, in the way that men always do, women don't freely volunteer their age or weight," said Tommy with a laugh.
### TallBlondeBustyBlueEyedBimbo ###
Tommy is my childhood friend. We met when he stepped in to fight a bigger and older kid who always picked on me. Back then, before he grew older and developed all sorts of physical ailments from drinking too much and fucking too much, he was as virile as he was Irish and as he was handsome. His whole family was good looking, his brother, Michael, his sister, Colleen, and even his mother Maureen was a MILF. His Dad, an abusive drunk was no longer in the picture but I saw photos of him and he was handsome too.
Just the opposite, I wasn't very good looking. I come from a whole family of not very good looking people. An unpopular kid, I was a second generation Italian-American. My name is Vito.
The only Italian family in an Irish neighborhood, if it wasn't for Tommy, I'd be beaten to death. My saving grace and my claim to fame was the Godfather movies made popular when I was a teenager. After Mario Puzo wrote the Godfather book and Francis Ford Coppola directed the Godfather movies, the kids in the neighborhood embraced me and called me Don Vito. Only, I was no Mafia Don. They called me Don Vito not out of respect but as a joke. I was their Irish joke and with the joke on me, I was their Italian joke.