"Oh Roy!"
My eyes snapped wide open, alarmed, moving around wondering where I was.
"Holy shit!" I thought to myself after getting my mind straight.
"Shawny hun!" called out Maria walking into the bedroom in a red bathrobe. "Looks like someone's finally awake." She sat on the bed next to me and smiled. "I think it's time for you to get up and drive me to the mall."
"And I presume you also want money," I said putting my feet to the floor and sitting next to her.
"Yes please!" exclaimed Maria in an exaggerated way.
"Did Josh and everyone leave already?" I asked.
"Hours ago," emphasized Maria quite quick in her response. "Both of them looked quite drunk. I wanted to drive them wherever but Josh pissed me off so I let them do whatever they wanted."
"You shouldn't have done that. Josh is always a retard when he's drunk," I said. "You should have told them to stay put."
"I was gonna take Chrissie for sure because she needed the ride but Josh just grabs her and puts her in his car. I almost ended up punching Josh on the nose after our little argument."
I laughed. "Serious!"
"By the way what were you and Chrissie doing out back when I went upstairs to the bathroom?" asked Maria looking a bit irritated.
"Nothing why?"
"Well it seemed like you two were doing something."
"She just wanted another bottle of beer so I took her to the backyard to get her one."
"And you're sure nothing else happened."
"I'm positive," I said.
"Okay..." said Maria sounding a bit in doubt.
"Yeah...come on you know I wouldn't do anything that might jeopardize our relationship," I said trying to convince her. "How long have we been together? Like two years."
"I know, I know," chattered Maria. "You're my sweet cakes and I know you wouldn't do something like that, but..."
"But what?" I asked sort of annoyed.
"Well, being in a two year relationship has its downfalls. I'm afraid you're getting a bit bored of me. Shawn I'm afraid that you are seeing women much hotter than me."
I chuckled in my mind at her choice of words. She expressed she was hot, but then again it's good to have a woman that displays as much confidence as Maria does, heck, I'm not saying she isn't hot. "Don't worry Maria. Love has much more to do with than beauty..."
"But to me it has to," interrupted Maria abruptly. "Shawn do you think I'm sexy?"
"Of course!" I exclaimed without hesitation. "Boy, look at you."
"Then tell me what my best feature is?"
"Well your gorgeous face obviously and..."
"Something other than my face," interrupted Maria.
"Yes I'm getting there," I smiled. "I'd say your ass."
"My ass?" questioned Maria. "Then why haven't you ever asked me for anal sex, huh?"
"What!" I didn't know quite how to answer that question. It was rather sudden and awkward. I never knew she was willing to get it up her ass, not to mention that she told me she never done it before. I thought she'd think it was gross.
"Ah, I don't know," I answered.
"What do you mean you don't know?" asked Maria, irritated. "Josh asked Chrissie."
"And how do you know that?" I asked.
"Oh come on! Josh has more guts than you. Chrissie told me how one time..."
"Okay, okay, you don't need to get so descriptive," I said interrupting. "So what if I didn't ask you. I thought you wouldn't like it."
"Ha! What's there not to like," stated Maria. "I don't think it's gross."
"You don't?" I asked surprised.
"Nope. After what Chrissie told me I think I'd like to try it," smiled Maria.
My mouth sort of got tangled up before I could say something. I think my mind took a while to process something. Did I hear what I think I just heard? And no it wasn't actually about Maria's enthusiastic words about wanting anal sex.
"Maria?" I said calling out her name.
"Yes Shawn?"
"As much as I love your thoughts on anal sex, are you saying that Christina and Josh both already went through it?" I asked with curiosity in my eyes.
"From what I heard yes, why?"
I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I looked at the ceiling referring back to my dream.
"What is it Shawn?" asked Maria grabbing me by the arm. "Oh god, don't tell me you're getting turned on. You bitch!" Maria pushed herself back from me, but not before I grabbed her by the arm myself.
"Josh told me he never got the chance," I said looking deep into Maria's eyes. "He did mention asking her once but she refused to ever do it."
"And you're going to believe that bastard. You know the lies he tells" stated Maria.
"No I know for sure he wasn't lying. I saw it in his eyes. He was very disappointed. And trust me he wasn't drunk either."
"But that could only mean that what Roy said is true," said Maria.
"You know we never disagree on anything, but I have a feeling the incredible stuff Christina told you wasn't something she did with Josh, but rather with another guy. Hate to say this to you, but I think your best friend from grade school is a..."
"Say it Shawn, say it!" cried Maria out of nowhere. "And I think you were the one."
"Excuse me?" I protested.
"Fuck you Shawn," shouted Maria in tears as she stood up in front of me. "I saw what happened out back. I saw you and...her. What was she saying huh? Did she persuade you for anything? Maybe a blowjob? Did she take you someone so you can stick your cock in her ass?"
"What? No!" I shouted. "She was drunk! I couldn't avoid it."