Author's note -
Welcome back to the world of Ru, Kat, and Neil as they come to grips with changes in their world. I hope you enjoy the ride along the back roads.
This story is not a stroke story; of course, there are some sexy scenes, this being Lit.
All characters are over eighteen years of age and are found only in my imagination. While some places may be geographically correct, what takes place is fictional. Let me restate a plea if you have an interest in helping out on this series. I do need an editor and beta readers. Would that be you? If so, please reach out to me.
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"Baby? Wake up; the Shelburn is just around the corner."
"UHHH, what? Are we there already?" A long slow stretch topped off with a yawn that might have consumed our bus followed as Kat tried to move. "Neil, nope, I'm going back to my dreams, later baby." With that, my imp closed her eyes and released a huge snore. "Tell everybody I said hi, but I don't want to play now."
"Besides, Mister Neil Terrell, you are still on my shit list along with all your other evil friends. None of you shitheads are nice people. But, being with you in the park yesterday was great. So? Maybe I might forgive you. Neil? You know that you are the captain of my boat and that I do love you. Now, old man, drive around the block again! I don't want to play with those other nasty evil people. Niters."
"Baby? We're here."
"I'm not; I'm still asleep. Go away" Ru bolted to the door as the bus rolled to stop, so he would be the first off so he could go outside to explore. He dashed around the bus and marked all four corners telling his world that he was here and this is his space. After finishing with that bit of serious business, he dashed over to greet my fellow evil conspirators with friendly barks as his tail wagged madly. "Hi, folks. It seems that we are on the Princess's shit list. A special place she has for people who she sees as having entered into conspiracies against her."
That greeting was met with a chuckle from Uncle Herman and Carl, who called out. "Welcome to my world, bro. Ya know the good thing about being on the shit list? You don't have to worry about getting on the list. Your there; you made it to the top. So tell ya what, park this beast and meet my new best friend and me in the bar, my buddy Herman and we will get a bottle or two of wine." While I thought that was an excellent idea and the expression on Herman's face showed his agreement, the ladies seemed to voice a different opinion. The ladies had a suggestion for us, that if we ventured into the bar. We might be sleeping on either the floor, the bottom of the river, or with a dog. Damm, these women didn't have a sense of humor.
Something I didn't know until that instant was that Kat had gotten up and was now standing behind me. Note to self, always check your six. Kat blew past me as she left the bus and went over to join Cathy and her aunt. Seeing my girl with them, two of the women who meant the world to me. Again got me to see what a different world I lived in now. When Ru and I began this trip, my idea was to slip quietly along back forgotten roads. Today, my steady navigator has her eyes fixed on the North Star.
I had to laugh as Ru danced merrily under the ladies feet as he greeted his girlfriends. Then, looking over at Carl and Herman, I muttered, "ya know, guys, maybe we should learn a lesson from Ru. The three of us are once again on the shit list. While Ru there gets all the love and attention from all three of our women."
Then it happened, "Herman! Come here! You need to see what the prime shit head has done!" With that invitation in hand, he slinked over to his wife, who was holding Kat's hand. "Can you believe that Neil did this to Kat?" Flo showed Herman Kat's engagement ring, and well, the best thing to say was that it is what it is.
Two bellmen, fortunately, appeared prepared to help get whatever up to our rooms. "Kat? Would you please? Please break away and select what you want upstairs? Then I'll go and park the beast."
"OK, but when you get this land yacht parked, don't even think about going with the other shitheads and hiding out in the bar. Cathy has warned me about what happens when you and our little brother get together in one of those places. And Uncle Herman, you haven't found a glass of cold beer that you could resist. You clowns know where you'll be sleeping if you fail."
Carl and I were left standing together when we heard Kat, "Mom? Dad? There has never been a man in my life like him." With that, Carl gave me a serious look as if to say, man, you are toasted.
Eventually, we all got settled in our rooms. The three women were like birds sitting on a wire, twittering back and forth about the plans for the non-surprise surprise birthday party the next day. The party had gone from a simple gathering of a few friends into a serious dog and pony show. Now it was by invitation only, and the attendees had to be on the guestlist. My only fear was that folks who heard about the party would show up and not be on the list. With that possibility in mind, I decided to park myself close to the door to be sure friends were welcomed when the inevitable happened. Someone wasn't on the list. The only thing I didn't want intruding on the day were photographers. Then again, I'm not a fan of some members of the fourth estate.
After dinner with the seven of us, the Ladies left us, the old grumps, with warnings that we not to consume more than one and only one brandy. And that single glass has better not be an oversize glass. Damm, those women were buzzkills.
Carl looked over at Uncle Herman and asked what he knew about the Shelburn. Herman looked about, then began. "Well, back in the day, this was the social center in our part of the state. But time marches on, and today it's a seasonal place, and truth be told, the Inn is showing its age. The Inn will be like many of the other grand hotels that once lined the river. It will become a distant memory as it falls under a wrecking ball. And that will be a shame. The word on the street is the place could be for sale. Anyway, why do you ask Carl?"