It was the day of my first internet date. All the warnings from well meaning friends and parents bounced around my skull as I wrapped up my work and headed home. Despite these comments, I remained steadfast in my decision that internet dating was the only way to get laid anymore. Between work, friends, family and general life maintenance I was burning through vibrator batteries faster then I could restock. The clerks at the local all night deli were beginning to look at me with suspicion. But that could have been my tendency to buy nasty porn and oblong objects when restocking my batteries. Anyway, I digress, back to the pre-date madness.
Due to traffic snarls on the beltway, I found myself running late and starting to sweat as I did some quick calculations in my head. I knew I wouldn't have time for a much needed shower before my date if things didn't start moving quickly. Pulling into my parking spot, I sprinted for my door and dashed into my apartment, frantically pulling out the gstring and garters I wanted to wear that night. The doorbell rang prematurely and I had no choice but to answer it.
Either my date had totally lied or the guy at my door wanted to borrow adult incontinence pads. A white haired, stoop shouldered man approximately a million years older then mean leaned on his cane with a large grin on his face. "I'm Bob's dad, Bob couldn't make it and thought you wouldn't mind if I came instead".
I was speechless. All the warnings shot in my direction by loved ones had not covered this scenario. Bob's dad elbowed his way past me, taking a deep breath and declaring, "smells like you need to get cleaned up, which way's the bathroom?" Completely bewildered by the turn of events, I followed Bob's dad to the bathroom, where he plopped himself down on the toilet seat as though he were at the movies. "I'll just sit here and watch."
I stared at him dumbfounded. This man I didn't know, who looked old enough to die any minute now expected me to get naked for him. I opened my mouth to tell him to get the hell out and he gently placed the tip of his cane on my lower lip. He ran the cane down my chin, down my throat, slowly traced the outline of my left nipple and dropped it to the hem of my skit, where he proceeded to slip the cane under my skirt, up my thigh and to the folds of my pussy. He began rubbing the cane lightly against my clit and I felt myself blushing as my underwear grew moist. "Now turn around and off with these clothes."