Variety Is The Spice Of Life Ch 03

I had been sending flowers and giving gifts to this group since I was 8. Valentine's Day, birthdays, Christmas and sometimes just because. On my 18th birthday, I propositioned them all, as a group. It led to these events

.

Thursday night I went to see Charlene, my Addie. She was either a failed opera singer or a reincarnated Norse goddess. 6'3", blonde hair down past her shoulders, blue eyes, and probably 250#. The specifics didn't really matter or I didn't really care.

When she met me at the door, she told me she had just pulled the steaks off the fire and the lobster was ready to be eat. It was a wonderful meal, the steak was perfect: warm, moist, pink center. I poured the juices from the steak plate into my baked potato after adding butter and sour cream. It was my first time to eat lobster and wasn't bad at all. It may have actually been good.

"Neil, I called this afternoon and was going to leave a message on the answering machine canceling our date tonight and your girlfriend answered the phone. She talked me into keeping it."

"My girlfriend?"

"Gertie. The girlfriend who gave you permission to be with other women?" I nodded. "I want to ask you some questions." I motioned for her to go ahead. "How's the food?" I gave her an ok sign 👌. "Have you had a girlfriend before?" I shook my head. "Are you always this silent?" I shrugged. "Are you planning to speak again? Why do you sometimes call me 'My Addie'?"

I finished chewing and swallowed. "This food is delicious. Do you taste as good as your cooking? Never mind, I hope to find out soon The first time I met you you were introduced as Charlene Tipton, my attorney ad litum. I picked up one of your business cards, 'Charlene Tipton, Atty.' A-T-T-Y - Addie. I was in the 3rd or 4th grade when I found out everyone didn't have an attorney, much less 2. And speaking of which, I think you did horribly looking out for my interests considering I was a virgin when I turned 18."

"Do you not date the girls you go to school with?" I shook my head. "Do you ask them out?" Slow nod. "And they turn you down." Nod. "They're stupid."

"I agree with that assessment. The teachers at school aren't any better, they've turn me down.

YOUR

secretary Velma turned me down when I asked her out."

"I'm going to have to punish the bitch for that!"

"Don't punish Velma for turning me down. You called today to turn me down. Are you going to punish yourself?"

"Maybe if you called her by her name, she'd actually go out with you. You win. I submit myself to you completely to do anything you want."

"She looks like Velma from Scooby Doo. She dresses like Velma from Scooby Doo. I'm going to call her Velma... You're offering me the opportunity to do to you what clients always claim their attorney did to them?" She raised her eyebrows. "I can bend you over and break it off in you if I want." She winced.

"I don't intend to do that. I want to lick and nibble you. Or is it i want to lick your nipples? I'm never quite sure."

"Either one sounds nice. Anything you want licked or nibbled? If I get naked, would you give me a massage? Backrub? Tongue Bath?"

"It sounds like your talk with Gertie told you exactly what I like. Get naked, lay down on the couch on your stomach and stop drooling over my body and I'll see if I can't provide any and or all of the above. Unless you'd rather we do this in the bedroom. I think I'll start with the feet and work my way up." She chose the bedroom. I pulled back the chair and said "Allow me to carry you to yon chamber of debauchment."

"You can't carry me, you'll hurt yourself."

"Mistress Charlie, is there a reward if I'm successful in my endeavor?"

"I'll make sure you're good and hard before you stick it in and break it off.

.... What in the hell? Put me down, you can't carry me. Where in the hell did you get these muscles?"

She pulled my head close and kissed me, trying to suck my tongue down her throat.

I got distracted when I walked into her bedroom. King size mahogany bed, matching dresser, vanity and chiffarobe. And probably 100 years old. After I put her on the bed I turned around to look at the furniture and I turned back to find her clothes on the floor and her naked and face down on the bed.

"You're making this way too easy for me."

I took her right foot and lifted it up and started massaging the sole with my thumb. Then took her left foot and did the same. I moved from there up to her ankles then started up her calves. I could feel her start to relax, before I could visibly see any response. I was alternating clockwise and counterclockwise circles on her legs with my thumbs. As I reached the top of her calves, she had relaxed enough that the muscles in her buttocks started to relax and open up a little bit. She shifted slightly and her legs began to lay open some.

I could catch a faint smell that I had come to associate with arousal in a woman. With my vast experience of 4 women. I leaned over and kissed the back of her calf, then the back of her knee, the seam where the butt meets the leg. Definitely arousal. I straddled her legs at the ankles and continued working on the back of her knees. Leaning down to kiss the back of her thighs. Massaging higher up her legs, and kissing further up than that.

I finally leaned forward and kissed the crack of her butt and then licked upward.

Charlene said "Damn, your dick is hard. I can feel it on my calves." I placed my hands on the bed on each side of her hips and kissed where the dimples on her back were on both sides and kissing my way in to her spine. Then I licked down into the crack of her butt while I spread the cheeks apart.

"Neil, you're getting me turned on. I hope you plan to finish what you're starting."

"Charlene, my tongue gets me into lots of trouble. I sure hope it can take care of any problems that it causes."

I moved up to where I was more or less sitting on her thighs and started massaging her shoulders. "Mmmm. That feels good. Your hands on my shoulders. Your dick poking my ass."

"I'm sorry, sometimes it has a mind of its own. But you do have a nice ass. But I'll tell it to stop doing that. Dick. Stop poking Charlene in the ass. She might not like that"

"Neil, kiss my ass!"

So I did. I stopped massaging her back. I knelt down, spread her cheeks, and kissed her ass. I even tried sticking my tongue in, but that didn't work out very well.

"Charlene, if you'll turn over, I want to massage the rest of you with my mouth. I've heard I do some of my best work from there with that."

"What are you talking about?"

"Turn over, I want to lick you until you come 3 times."

"You really think you can do that?"

"Guaranteed or your money back!"

I started kissing at her forehead down to her nose over to her ears underneath her chin the hollow at the clavicle out to her shoulders under her arms across her chest around her breasts and then licking around and stopped. Her breasts weren't like the other 3 I had encountered. There are no bumps on the areola. And the areola were huge. 31/2" across. In the center of one there was a small bump that I thought might be a nipple. On the other there was a slightly darker area. I chose the one with the bump and started licking around it and across it. I sucked the entire areola into my mouth and ran my tongue over it.

That must have been the right thing to do because she tried to force the entire breast into my mouth. I pulled back sucking on it until the nipple finally popped out of my mouth. I moved to the other breast and did the same thing. I reached my hand up and started rolling the nipple I had discovered between my fingers while I sucked that areola into my mouth and licked my tongue across it.

"

Suck my tit, you motherfucker!

" I sucked harder on that tit and a nipple popped out. I sucked it in and out of my mouth 3 our 4 times and then pushed her breasts together where I could suck both nipples at once. Then I held then both in my teeth and reached down with one hand to rub between her legs. My middle finger found the furrow between her lips and I slid my hand upward and found it with my palm.

Her clit was huge. Maybe not huge. But bigger than the 3 I had experience with. Instead of a little button, she had 2" long pencil sized on and off switch and as my finger slid up it, she turned definitely on.

There were no anticipatory moans. No shortened breaths to warn me. When orgasm struck, she tried to curl into a ball. Her thighs clamped on my hand and her arms wrapped around my head. When she finally loosened her grip, I was almost unconscious from lack of oxygen. She almost suffocated me with her tits. I reached up and took a nipple in each hand and kissed my way down. Across her belly. Circling around her bellybutton then sticking my tongue in. I couldn't hit the bottom of it. I kissed lower and found a thatch of pubic hair. The hairs were thin and blond and wavy. I moved lower and found the entrance. I started licking up her slit while avoiding touching her clit. Her cunt tasted fantastic. Sweet, musky and slightly like butterscotch.

4 or 5 licks with the flat of my tongue and her cunt began to open. Sort of like a flower bud opening. The crack in the bud widens then the first hint of color is visible. Then the outer petals unfurl exposing the real beauty, the inner petals. Beautiful, pink, glistening. I kissed the lips on the left. Then I kissed the lips on the right. I sucked the lips into my mouth and I felt the orgasm hitting her. Her thighs clamped down, on my head this time. She tried to pull my face into her cunt this time. I slowed down my licking. Her muscles relaxed and she released her grip on my head.

"Thank You! Damn Neil, that was fantastic! I'm going to sleep good tonight."

"No, thank you. I had a wonderful meal and a fantastic dessert. And there is one more thing I want to try. But I don't want to die, so I'll use a different position."

"Are you going to fuck me now?"

"No. I have a girlfriend. But don't think I'm weird please"

I moved to her side and leaned in and spread her lips to get to her clit. I circled it with my tongue then sucked it into my mouth. I pulled back then sucked it into my mouth again. After the third time she went for my zipper. I stopped and told her no.

"You're stopping me from sucking your dick while you suck

my clit

?"

"Yeah. My girlfriend said I could do anything I wanted with you I'm doing what I want."

"Take your pants off so I can see what I can't have." I stopped and took my pants off. "Fuck! It's beautiful. I want it when she gets through with it. I want it in my mouth, I want it in my pussy, I want it in my.......bed."

I tried to ignore her. I laid back down beside her to resume the clit sucking I had been enjoying. I had told her no, but my dick was less than 3 feet from her face. I don't think I would have stopped her if she had started sucking it. She didn't suck it. I was back to sucking her clit in and out of my mouth. I took my middle finger and started sliding it up and down her slit then worked it inside her.

She was rubbing around the base of my dick, playing with my balls, massaging between my balls and my ass. Then she started rubbing up the crack of my ass. She rubbed around my asshole then moved her hand away. I felt her pressing between my balls and my asshole then...

..

WHAT THE HELL?

I felt something go in my ass and I froze. Then she started fucking my ass with her finger. It hurt, then it felt good then it felt like I was going to come. But she shoved my head back down on her clit. It felt strange and weird and fantastic all at the same time.

Then she came. And the spasms her fingers went into made me feel like I came. I did come. I had just come from someone fingering my ass. Did that mean I was gay?

"Charlene, what was that?"

"I just made you come by rubbing your prostate. Now get dressed and go home, I'm exhausted."

"I feel so used."

"You used me, I used you. We used each other. If you and Gertrude split up, give me a call. I want you!"

"Charlene, you've got a cute ass."

"Neil, that's the first time anybody has used cute to describe any part of my body other than my face since I was 6 years old. Usually it's, you've got a cute face, but..... Neil, you're the first guy that's made me come. But I want my money back. You only licked me to 2 of those orgasms."

"i was sucking your tits when it happened. I should get the credit."

"Objection accepted. I'm going to tell my secretary she was an idiot for turning you down."

I kissed her and locked the door on my way out.

When I got home I went and took a shower and brushed my teeth. Then I went to bed.

"You're later tonight. Did your Addie remember to feed you?"

"Yes, she fed me steak and lobster."

"Tell me everything." So I did. I started to rub her, but she told me, "I want to remind you of why you come home."

When I got to the part about the finger she stopped. "You mean I could just rub your prostate and make you come instead of having to suck your dick? Interesting." Then she went back to sucking. Then she stuck her finger up my ass and I came. Enormously. Evidently so muck that she couldn't swallow it all because it was smeared on her face when she came up to kiss me. And she still had some of it in her mouth because I definitely got a taste of my own cum. It wasn't totally disgusting, but I don't think at that time I ever wanted to taste it again.

"According to Melody, that's known as a snowball."

"Well,I guess feeding a guy a snowball beats feeding him nothing.

We laughed, then she turned towards me and curled up against me. She gave me a kiss and told me "I'm so lucky to have you". I was certain that I was the lucky one, but I didn't feel like arguing.